Undecidedly Insanehide bio
 Author has written 10 stories for Romance, Humor, and Fantasy. I'm infamous for writer's block so keep that in mind if I don't update quickly. If you don't like boys with other boys, do not read my stories and go get your head examined cuz you're crazy. If you ever have any ideas or challenges for me, I would love to hear them, I always write better when I'm under pressure. Picture of Dwarbishies from Slush Black found here: http:///art/Seven-Dwarves-128416008 Info about da UI Age: 21 Fanfiction Identity: HoratiosBabyMama That's all you really need to know for now right? Enjoy my stories May the Force be with you Cheese Soda and Peace out! |
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A Gift of Love by Tygati reviews
Lahja is a dedicated, hard-working elf who takes his job very seriously. Perhaps too seriously, if the reactions of his co-workers are any indication. What Lahja really needs is someone to help him learn to enjoy his free time, but the only person who's ever caught his eye is as out of reach as the stars above.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,334 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2014
The Band Geek's Dictionary by Ryette reviews
SLASH. What's a band geek to do when he has a crush on his best friend, fantasies about making out on marimbas, and a nosy sister who bribes him with snickerdoodle cookies? Band sure is wild! Like American Pie Band Camp, only better. Really.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 91,377 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Complete
Granted by Tygati reviews
Glikkael is more or less your typical goblin, out to slay a dragon. What he doesn't count on is the 'help' of an extremely drunk leprechaun also in search of the dragon. Does the dragon stand a chance, or is it Glikkael who's in danger?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,042 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
A Fluffy Bunny Story by Qui reviews
[slash, oneshot] Sometimes Colin wishes he were as bold as his pet.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,182 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Complete
For Love Of Death by Tygati reviews
Slash. Sequel to Feathered Serpent. The god of death has always felt distant from his fellow gods. They accept him, love him, but they cannot understand him. But a chance meeting shows that, perhaps, there is someone out there who can.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,840 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete
Knowing You Know Me by fallingstar13 reviews
When your male best friend can predict when you’re on your period better than you can, you know there’s something wrong. And just when I thought things couldn’t get any worse… -SKoW Challenge response-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,311 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
PS Sharks Don't Roar by yourholiness reviews
Slash? Het? You decide: Everyday, Eli receives pieces of a letter, and with every piece, he becomes more infatuated with the writer. But who is the mysterious letter writer?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,421 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
Grocery Store Boy by yourholiness reviews
Slash: A single father falls in love with a grocery store employee. One-shot. Word count: 1,796
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Complete
Confessions of a Stalker by Freak-of-Spade reviews
[ONESHOT for Parchment Quill] It's simple. I love Sammy. Sammy loves me except he doesn't know it yet. Sammy's stupid friend hates me. I hate him too. Simple, I tell you...[SLASH SHONENAI BOYxBOY MxM]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,441 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
Yes, Master by Tygati reviews
Slash. Being a Familiar to a powerful and very irritable witch isn't easy, but Jinx manages well enough. Until the King decides all witches must die, and it's up to Jinx and his Master to do something about it. Whether Master Shari wants to or not.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,041 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
Short Loan by Zebbie reviews
I only ever see him in that week long panic involving a scramble to find page references and relevant quotes when I’ve forgotten what natural light looks like and the orange toned flicker starts to look normal. Library based one shot. Gay male romance.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Complete
Personal Quirks by Atsu reviews
[Slash]Heath just wants to leave for his business trip on time, and it would be a lot easier if Mars kept human trafficking theories out of it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete
Kiss me by bloopeebloop reviews
[ slash. mm. Oneshot ] Well, the note said 'Kiss me'. And so I did.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Complete
More Than A Misunderstanding by Awe reviews
William likes Asterius. Asterius likes William. Unfortunately, neither is aware of the feelings of the other. This causes some...difficulties. Contains slash. And by "contains slash" I mean "that's the only thing this story is about."
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,084 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Complete
Clean Confused by nonaccount reviews
The hit organization and design show, “Clean Up!” has twothirds of its stars feuding. Ian, the designer, thinks Ryan, the carpenter, is a straight asshole. Ryan knows Ian is a straight asshole. Little do they know, they’re both wrong. Oneshot. Malemale.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,310 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Complete
Jack Olsen: Private Investigator by a.s. bygones reviews
When Jack goes undercover at his old high school, the last thing he expects is to find his old high school crush teaching English. But he makes the most of it. SLASH.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,871 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Complete
The Diary of a Teenage Loner by Mutinous Phantom reviews
[MxM] There was a stupid boy and a loner, destined to be with each other it seemed with a love that could withstand time. Right, yes, that is a pig you can see flying. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,968 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
Solo and Ensemble by xanthofile reviews
[slash] My dad might have said that I can't date girls until I'm eighteen, but he never said anything about kissing cute boys. Especially choir boys in stupid maroon shirts. [one shot] Written for Amindaya.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Complete
Cradle and All by Tygati reviews
Slash. The bastard son of a king only wants to help his sister find love. Never does he expect that in the process, love will find him. Based off the children's rhyme Rockabye Baby
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,067 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Complete
Girl At Heart by Promiscuous Geek reviews
COMPLETE! My name is Loralai Sterlin.. oh and the guy who has me in a headlock? That's the First Son, James Winters.. he's my soulmate, he just doesn't know it yet. Probably because he thinks I'm a guy, I'm actually a girl. Yea.. welcome to my life..
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,191 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Complete
Call Number by Sabe reviews
Luke Casten thinks the library is just a quiet place to get his summer homework done and escape his loud little cousins until he meets Alexander, a cute volunteer who soon becomes Luke's friend and obsession. [slash] [complete!]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,475 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/27/2006 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Complete
Soul Searching: The Bathroom Wall Guide by Lira-chan reviews
/Rae's 'Dialogue in a Bathroom' Challenge Entry/ When Kyle holes up in a bathroom in the office building where he works, he's only out to do a little soul-searching- even if he ends up being labeled as crazy in the process. /SLASH/
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,625 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/19/2006 - Published: 12/3/2004 - Complete
Gargoyle by Rykaine reviews
[SLASH] A sort of Regency Romance. They called Baron Ethan Chaplain Gargoyle. He was tall, dark, and given to long, brooding silences. Kendel Blake can't keep his eyes off of him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,462 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Complete
The Lad of the Lake by Kimagure reviews
Prince Alairn is on a quest. Unfortunately, he'd really rather not be. M/M. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,616 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/13/2006
Wine with that Cheese by xanthofile reviews
Slash He's got the cheesy lines, but can he back them up? Tha's what you get with a Pac-Sun emo boy and an AE prep. They're so similar anyway... one-shot prize for Mya
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Complete
A Griffin's Tale by Kimagure reviews
It's Feo's duty to guard princesses and make sure they end up with the appropriate questor. So what happens when the princess isn't exactly a princess? Slash. M/M content.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,458 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/11/2006
The Broken Hollow by Rykaine reviews
[SLASH] In time, the maze had come to be known as Broken Hollow it was the most feared prison in the kingdom.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,614 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Complete
Unexpected Song by Cuppie reviews
[SLASH] Lucas takes his nephew Teddy for piano lessons. A romance between Lucas and the teacher ensues. But, as with everything I write, they encounter struggles along the way. COMPLETE!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,936 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/19/2004 - Published: 1/19/2004
Something to Talk About by Rykaine reviews
[SLASH] Darryl's the hottest topic of conversationnot necessarily in a good way Matt doesn't think it's fair. A secret admirer motif with the cubicle working environment as its backdrop.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,306 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/7/2004 - Complete
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My roleplays
just a place to store the explicit parts of my roleplays. If you want to read out of context smut, come on in! Otherwise just for my private use.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,142 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013
Shakespeare and Brownie Shakes reviews
Duncan goes into a cafe to get his girlfriend her daily coffee fix and meets a barista who needs to work on his customer service.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Complete
Of Road Trips and Pancakes reviews
George is not looking forward to driving his sister's best friend to Florida. He's in for the surprise of his life. Slash! For Freak-of-Spade's journey challenge.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,798 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Complete
Slush Black and the Seven Dwarbishies reviews
You know Snow White right? Well, I'm her cousin Slush and this is my story. Warnings for sarcasm, stereotypes and slash.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,098 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 3/10/2009
Three Months Straight reviews
Is it possible for a gay man to play straight? Well, Tyler is about to find out, stupid Barry and his bet that I can't be 'straight' for three months. I'm in Hell.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,404 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Complete
The Art of the Pick Up reviews
Most pick-up lines never work unless you're actually looking for something more than a one night stand. SLASH
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Complete
Pinch and Tell reviews
My family doesn't pinch people who don't wear green." Finn tries to get his room mate Tory into the St Paddy's day spirit. Slash!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
This is just to say reviews
A collection of poems, most written by me but a few by my friend, based on the poem "This is just to say" by William Carlos Williams. Poems not to be taken seriously. Humor only.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Complete
Diner Doctor reviews
Will hates working the night shift but one customer changes all that. Slash!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Complete
Breaking Rules reviews
That Bastard! How dare he break one of our most sacred rules! Will Castin forgive his lover for this one? Slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete