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i'm mace :),

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Misconception REWRITE by Devia reviews
Great. Mistaken for a boy again. Just what Alex needed on her first day of college. Not only was she stuck rooming with a guy who is cocky, blond, and a wellknown player, but what is she supposed to do about all of these other guys chasing after her?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,488 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 11/5/2006
Private Lives, Public Property by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
It's not easy to pretend you're in love for the sake of teenagers and housewives across the country but top footballer Lucas Goodspeed and shy, romantic Isobel Saunders soon discover that convincing themselves that they're not in love might be even harder. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 8,299 - Reviews: 3186 - Favs: 3,451 - Follows: 1,430 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Getting Malcolm by pinkmist reviews
He stared down at me, eyes dark and unrelenting. "Do you want Malcolm?" Stupid question. But I nodded anyway. "Then kiss me." Talk about getting caught between a rock and a hard place. *SKoW Winner*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 123,950 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 1,191 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 6/29/2006
Tangled by Em Wolf reviews
Attracting, repelling, and colliding; their chemistry, to say the least, was explosive. Strangely enough, it wasn't with Tess's would-be boyfriend, but his asshole of a best friend, who is intent on keeping them apart. REMOVED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 32,923 - Reviews: 1615 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 9/16/2005
Cloak and Dagger by candid reviews
There are good guys and there are bad guys. Sometimes he's one, sometimes the other--but usually he's both. And he's falling hard for his hostage. REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,102 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Complete
More Than Lust by w.rite.reckless reviews
Ezra snorted, grey eyes barely flickering to her. "I don't need to resort to sexual harassment to get what I want, blondie."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 120,714 - Reviews: 1242 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 1,150 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 7/13/2008
Stranger by Mardy Bum reviews
He was dark, handsome and killed anyone who looked at her. Amelia Spitz's heart never stood a chance.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,888 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Complete
Bare Naked by S. Grace reviews
Angela Vaughan was the artistic, silent type. She tried ignoring him, she tried pleading for him to leave, but Maxim Hart had only one motive. He wanted her to draw him. Naked. CHAPTER 9 UP.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,887 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 4/8/2008
The New Year by bacchanalianromance reviews
My boss is looking for his Cinderella, and he hires me to do it. And here's the clincher: I AM CINDERELLA. What the hell do I do now?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,172 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 1/12/2008
Baby, I'm Not Finished by xoxluurve reviews
Maybe my eyes were directed at him too intently. But I wasn't stalking. Really. He didn't seem to agree with me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 138,903 - Reviews: 2827 - Favs: 1,986 - Follows: 1,272 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
The Importance of Getting Revenge by mandybeth reviews
Her boyfriend dumped her for a first class skank and she wants revenge. He's her ex's archenemy who wants a little revenge of his own. Pretending to date each other could be the perfect solution to both of their problems, right? Then again, maybe not.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 2833 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 1,183 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 12/29/2007
I'm In Love With A Stripper by AustinDangerPowers reviews
My roommate dragged me to a strip club. She flirted because it was her job. Before 5 minutes had passed, I was in love. /Changes POV/ Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 44,715 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Complete
The Rules of Engagement by judevanderhall reviews
She's a bleeding heart liberal. He's a jaded Marine. She's the best friend. He's the older brother. She's middle class. He's loaded. And they're sharing the same address. Painfully cliché? You have no idea. SKoW Winner and Runner-up, Round 8.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,321 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Complete
House of Cards by Em Wolf reviews
Sequel to 30 Days. Things have gotten complicated. As Layla prepares to accept the reins of her father's vast empire, maintaining a relationship with a wanted fugitive may prove to be just as difficult.REMOVED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008
Dreams of Angst by Nyleve Nalloc reviews
For centuries, he sought her, desiring to make her his. Her defiance & rejection have angered him, wearing away his patience. This lifetime, he'll win. He's orchestrated a masterful plan to attain her, and she must surrender or drown in his black dreams.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Complete
Xnay on Angerday, s'il vous plaît by Lulai reviews
June was fine with her rather dull life. The last thing she needed was a cursed bracelet, a demon chasing her, and a surly vampire who makes her toes curl. Although she's changing her mind on that last one...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,778 - Reviews: 1235 - Favs: 1,381 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
Special Delivery by Twee reviews
Congratulations on your new Vietnamese mail order bride...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 85,718 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Complete
Winter Frost by eatmorebananas reviews
An impassive, handsome youth, Leon d'Aumont, Comte de Ventadour had been through hell. After a feisty, foreign young girl crossed his path however, he found his nonchalant exterior slowly being melted away...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,327 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008
Give Us a Chance by cynically amused reviews
Headlines: Today’s special: One boxer-clad Max Dalton and a blushing Ellie Pearson. On a side note, did anyone notice the jealousy coming from our favorite cheerleader? Rewrite of Whatever It Takes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,195 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/15/2008
When Jocks Retaliate by Slideshow reviews
When being blonde, good looking and a jock isn't enough, you bring out the big guns. Swear words, wildly made assumptions and petty revenge seemed like a good alternative. And who knows, maybe you'll get your girlfriend back once all of this is over.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 96,638 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 2/13/2006
octoberunderground by Kicking Poe reviews
cut out and interior removed. decoratively carved and lit from within by candlelight. [this is halloween]
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Complete
Green Peppers and Sausage by something to prove reviews
Sometimes love is like a pizza... sort of... [oneshot entirely in dialogue, rated for language]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Complete
heartichoke by Kicking Poe reviews
come closer, it's raining.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Complete
His Mistress by Maroon reviews
He was the most powerful and feared man in the country. He used his power to kill whoever he wished with or without reason. He showed no mercy. Me? I'm just the woman who fell in love with him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,136 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 8/29/2007 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Complete
cap'n crunch by Kicking Poe reviews
crunchberries taste better when I eat them out of your bowl.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Complete
The Red Carpet by You Are So Last Summer reviews
A story of prep school's elite, set against the backdrop of Hollywood lifestyles and heartbreak. First loves are unforgettable, especially when it's the infuriating, charming It boy who just returned from boarding school.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 96,886 - Reviews: 1008 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Complete
Asian in America by Trina Chun reviews
what it means to be Asian in America
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/31/2005