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Author has written 1 story for Romance.

Hey, I'm JakeyWakey.

I like to read, and I suck at writing. Please don't gauge out your eyes. That'd be messy, and involve a lot of paperwork for me.

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Friends with Benefits II by Omnia Vanitas reviews
First they were friends, then they were lovers. Now she's pregnant and there's going to be a wedding. But if one develops unrequited feelings, should the wedding go on as if there isn't anything wrong? / / 2nd Version / / Complete
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,367 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/30/2015 - Published: 7/7/2009
Operation Don't Fall for My Best Friend by vanilla.barcode reviews
Mikaela Tait, recently dumped by boyfriend of 9 months needs a new boyfriend to make him jealous. Best candidate-Best friend Jo Connor. Tall? Ticked. Hot? Ticked. Sweet? Ticked. A Girl? Ticked. Wait, what? But Cupid shot her anyway. FF relationship.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,791 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 11/16/2009
Professional Help by The Lost Phantom reviews
She's a screwed-up teenage bitch who steals, smokes, and just generally annoys everyone. He's a tightly wound, rather nutso psychologist who agrees to take her as a patient. But as it turns out, first and even tenth impressions aren't always accurate...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 81,754 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 7/4/2007
Reflections of a Lonely Emo Cowboy: Book 3 by Wanda Walker reviews
Slash. Now that the guy I love is MIA and my best friend is busy being a dad, where does that leave me? Oh right. With that Russian-speaking sex bomb I've been avoiding all this time. I'm too old for this crap.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 130,950 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Complete
She Will Be Loved by IntoxicatingSeduction reviews
It hurts. A lot. Finding out your father isn't actually your father. Worse, the feeling of his punches shattering you heart. Hayley Gautier escaped her father only to end up in an arranged marriage, which, unknown to her, is to save her life. Lame blurb
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 55,771 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Complete
Till Death Do Us Part by fredtheflyingfish reviews
Casey is a shy bookworm. Adam is a motorcycle riding daredevil. Casey doesn't understand fun. Adam doesn't understand school. These two only share one thing in common: they're both dying. And that is what can bring them together.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,253 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 8/17/2009
The Red Flagon by Rusty And The Rubix Horse reviews
Eight years ago, one teacher and one student had a secret. Now a teacher herself, Sasha Devries' life has been turned upside down with the realization that long-suppressed emotions still have merit in her life. Femslash, mildly graphic. R&R please & ty
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 79,422 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
This is My Tale by vanilla.barcode reviews
She’s best friends with the one girl I absolutely hate. She’s popular and I’m average, she likes boys and I like girls. How the hell did we end up together? FF slash/ Lesbian relationships. Completed!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 84,609 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Complete
Reinventing Rachel by lessthan3 reviews
Rachel has always been the dork, but that's going to change. After going to a party with a friend, Rachel meets Michael, the popular guy on campus, and accidentally marries him. Little does she know, this man is the key to her reinvention.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,664 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Complete
Rule 34 on Anonymous by David Ogilvy reviews
Rule 34: There is porn of it. No exceptions. Based extremely loosely on parts of Anonymous' war on Scientology. Rated M for sexual content and harsh language.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,532 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Complete
Is it really that confusing? reviews
A confused, transgender 18 year old guy goes about life, trying to find the best out of it he can, even though everything feels and looks hopeless to him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011