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Joined 04-21-08, id: 608791, Profile Updated: 04-23-08
Author has written 3 stories for Humor, Sci-Fi, and Romance.

Hey there. How'd you find this page?

The name's Rosalie, but I sometimes write under the alias Aiden. So if you find one of my stories published under the name Aiden, either it's mine, or some guy named Aiden stole it. Sonuva... =)

I write in a variety of genres, as you can see, but I really try to work humor into all my stories. Life's no fun if you can't laugh, is it?

My current project is Silver Secrets, a yaoi/boylove story that I'm submitting for a contest on Gaiaonline. Under my pseudonym.

Name: Rosalie

Alignment: Pansexual. look it up.

Location: Various planes of existence. Plus the interwebs. You never really know where you'll find me.

Likes: Movies, friends, rainbows, reading, theatre, singing, art, music, Gaia.

Dislikes: Lack of sleep, history class, lack of funds, poor grammar, poor spelling, poor punctuation, public transport, having to explain easy things, allergies, excessively negative people.

Favourite Music Artists: Cat Empire, Death Cab For Cutie, Sara Bareilles, The Pixies, The White Stripes, Evanescence, Broadway Soundtracks, various random oldies and newies.

Favourite Books: Wicked, The Wizard of Oz, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (entire series), Looking for Alaska, Harry Potter, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency, Choke, Fight Club, ETC.

Favourite Movies: Moulin Rouge, Across the Universe, Fight Club, Sweeney Todd, LOTR, POTC.

Other stuff you should know:

I am insane.

I wear contacts, and occasionally glasses, due to the fact that my eyesight is complete shit.

My favourite colours are purple, and most recently, green.

I love sleep. It's my escape.

I am a grammar nazi.

I spell many things the "British way." This is not because I am British, because I am not.

I take voice lessons.

I lurk.

I never update.

I am a flake.

I go to boarding school. Ergo, I know what it's like.

I get bored with my hair quite easily, resulting in frequent and occasionally drastic changes.

I am a vegetarian, and have been since about 2002.

I am allergic to cats.

My obsessions come in phases.

I am radically liberal.

I wear size 8 1/2 shoes.

I am bitter and sarcastic. Deal with it.

I believe in originality.

I also believe in the rampant quoting of films, TV shows, etc. in everyday conversation. No, this is not in contradiction to the previous statement. Shut up.

I can do a killer English accent, though of course, you'll never hear it, because you live on fictionpress.net, which is primarily text-based.

I enjoy the consumption of pie, muffins, and small babies. No, this is not in contradiction with my vegetarianism. Shut up.

I am fully aware that Barack Obama is a vampire, and I still plan to vote for him.

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Silver Secrets reviews
It's the end of the school year, and James and Liam are in love. Rated M for semi-explicit boy love/yaoi.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,907 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 4/23/2008
Some Sagely Wisdom
An error in sleepless Caleb's judgment has disastrous effects. If only he'd had some coffee!
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Complete
At the Ball
Lucien, a complete jerk, shows up at the ball, meets a few chicks, and gets a drink poured on him. EXCITEMENT! LOVE! ALCOHOL! SPARKLES!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Complete