Favorite quotes: People will forget what you say,

People will forget what you do,

But people will never forget how you make them feel.

“You know that when I hate you, it is because I love you to a point of passion that unhinges my soul.” ~ Unknown

"You're the only one who knows how much shit you can take." ~ Anthony Romo, my grandfather.

"Love is like oil; if you're not careful it just might slip through your fingers." ~ Unknown.

"How do you know you're too drunk to drive?

When you run off the road swerve to miss a tree, swerve again to miss another tree, come to a screeching halt and then realize theres a fucking air freshener hanging on your rearveiw mirror." ~Rachel

"I've got shit in my eye because I just looked at you!" ~ My sis, addressed to me.

"Anatidaephobia: the fear that somwhere, somehow, a duck is watching you."~ No More Darkness

"Those who said words can't hurt you, obviously have never been hit in the head with a dictionary."~ No More Darkness

"Time is a great teacher, unfortunately it kills all of it's pupils."~ No More Darkness

"If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it's yours forever. If it doesn't come back, it was never yours in the first place.

But, if it sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, drinks too much, insults your cat, is rude to your friends and doesn't seem to realise that you had set it free... you either married it or gave birth to it." ~ Also Unknown

Upcoming stories: Love of an Angel

Child of Danger

From What You See

Stories Now: His Baby

I'm Not Her

BlackRage's Words:

Day. Month. Year.

19.02.09

Baby Poll Closed!

09.02.09

Surprise surprise. I live. A disappointment I know. Anyway I have something for you people. I want a fucking fantastic action story, with danger, a great plot, amazing author imagination, and humor. Cant live without the humor. Who ever brings me this story will get a role in mine - His Baby to be precise - with any name they want, no matter how stupid. But please nothing like fuckbunny, or fingerme because you will so not like your character. Remeber: You are what you eat. NO HENTAI - ManXWoman. (Dosen't have to be anything romantic.)

Now as for the reason there as been no updates... I got hit by a truck. Not funny, but then so totally funny. My brother did it. Disappointed he was, because he didn't kill me. It was an acci but he was still upset about me surviving. Anyway all better now so hopefully more updates! Yeah!

07.10.08

Because I was excessively pissed off by my internet service I tried to change my company from City Net to AT&T, but because I timed it wrong I had to wait a whole month to get it cut back on after City Net cut me off. 34 days, and 300 worth of activation fees later here I am! Expect an update to His Baby soon.

3.9.08

Come to find out the wire on my computer had been cut. Which is something that seriously pisses me off. How the Fuck did someone get in my room to cut it!? The damn repairman is three days late, and making me seriously contemplate murder. Right now I'm using my college's computer and if I get caught, I could get in some bad shit, so later... for now!

27.8.08

Guess what? After this next chapter (chapter 5) the baby poll will be CLOSED. So vote now if you want your say. Also I will be changing the length of Erin's preg. He will now be 12 weeks instead of 6, just so we can find out what the baby is.

17.8.08

You wanna know something that really, really pisses me off!? I thought all these people who complain about computer problems were just making up excuses not to update their stories, but now, damnit, I believe them. Every time I go to save my work my fucking computer cuts off.I donno when I'll be able to update again, so please just hold on. I swear it won't be more than a month.

12.8.08

Guess what? After lots of thinking I have dicided to write a sequel to His Baby, and this is just a before hand warning. It might be slightly incetuous, plus mpreg.

07.18.08

Am I really that bad about cliffhangers? As I look back I guess I kind of am. Sorry.

07.14.08

Ya know, I just got a review. It wasn't a bad reveiw, nor a good one, but the more I thought about it the madder I got. Now it wasn't that person fault, I just get pissed when people tell me what to do. I think I can write my stories in any tense I want!

Anyway, the 3rd chapter of His Baby is out today! Enjoy!

07.06.08

Take the Poll! Which would you rather Erin had?

Let me know which you love more, though I myself am biased to a baby boy.

07.03.08

Ok, so here's how it's gonna be: Starting now I'm only going to be posting when I feel like it. I'll continue up dates on His Baby, but I'm Not Her is gonna have to wait.

I was looking it over recently and was kinda upset about the job I've done with it. So I'm gonna take time and write it right. ;)

Sorry for those of you who are going to have to wait.

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1 - YOUR REAL NAME:
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2 - YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first three letters of your name and 'izzle')
= Dawizzle

3 - YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favourite colour and favourite animal)
= Green Husky

4 - YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and the street you live on)
= April New River

5 - YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first)
= Kirda

6 - YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (your second favorite colour, and favourite drink)
= Purple Slushy

7 - YOUR IRAQI NAME: (second letter of your first name, third letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, second letter of your mum's maiden name, third letter of your dad's middle name, first letter of a sibling's first name, and last letter of your mum's)
= Arpouby

8 - YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (your parents' middle names)
= Linda Paul

9 - YOUR GOTH NAME: (bloody and your pet's name)

Bloody Auri

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:Your One and Only Wish:

Do it one by one. Don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3.Your first initial?
4.Your month of birth?
5.Which color do you like more, black or white?
6.Name of a person of the same sex as yours?
7.Your favorite number?
8.Do you like California or Florida more?
9.Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10.Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down.

(don't cheat--!)

THE ANSWERS:

1You are completely in love with this person.

2.If you choose:

Red:You're alert and your life is full of love.
Black:You are conservative and aggressive.
Green:Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue:You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow:You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K:You have a lot of love and friendship in your life.
L-R:You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z:You like to help others and your future love life looks good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.:The year will go by very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June:You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last foreve
July-Sept.:You will have a great year and experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great but you'll eventually find your soulmate.

5. If you choose:

Black: Your life will take on a different direction,it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7.This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8.If you choose...

California:You like adventure
Florida:You are a laid back person.

9.If you choose...

Lake:You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10.This wish will only come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.

(I like to think number 10 really will happen.)

Warnings: All my stories are boys love or yaoi, which is basically the same thing. Some will contain MPREG, or male pregnancy. All stories will have the warnings in the discription so don't be surprized if you don't read them.