hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 04-22-08, id: 608949, Profile Updated: 06-08-09

Okay, let's do this...

I've a rather unorthodox mindset. My ideas can usually revolve around the unexplainable aspects of life and become pretty revolting when compared to another persons idea of normalcy. I'm crazy, really. I'm not joking.

Astrology is rather fascinating, and I love frogs. Music is my long lost lover, writing is my passion, caffeine is my bitch, and life is my pimp. Must I say more?

Morsels of juicy tidbits:

Movies: Pride and Prejudice, POTC, LOTR, Clockwork Orange, Braveheart, Patriot, Eurotrip, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Watchmen, The Notebook, Sweeney Todd, Labyrinth

TV Shows: House, Burn Notice, Dexter, Doctor Who...

All-time Favorite Re-readable Books: Grimm Brother's Fairy Tales, Dracula, Howl's Moving Castle, East, The Golden Compass, Good Omen, Pride and Prejudice, Harry Potter, Chronicles of Narnia, Atonement, The Woman Who Loved Reindeer, poetry in general

Authors: Ray Bradbury, Jane Austen, Judith McNaught, Khalil Gibran, Shakespeare, Anne Rice, Margaret Atwood, Kurt Vonnegut, Garth Nix, Meredith Anne Pierce, Diana Wynn Jones, C.S. Lewis, Tolkien, Ian McEwan, Chuck Palahniuk, Alice Hoffman, Edward Said, Henry David Thoreau

Music: Dream Theater, Metallica, David Bowie, System of a Down, Gorillaz, Korn, Apocalyptica, Queen, Gnarls Barkley, Bob Marley, Rammstein

Ways I waste my time: writing, violin, computer, and being a very sketchy person when it comes to sketchiness

Note: I'm warning you now, my ideas and way of thinking is not very conservative...I tend to confuse feelings (which leads to a lot of physical emotion), over emphasize the reasonability behind a bit of bloodshed (usually some form of war, action, death...), and I tend to complicate life so much that readers may yearn for my characters to die. So be warned.

I guess it's a good time to begin a story...
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Behind Every Cheerleader by Invalid reviews
REWRITTEN/COMPLETED -is a football player. Nathan is the head quarterback on his team, he has a reputation to uphold. Can he keep his sexuality hidden when a certain new male cheerleader has caught his eye? SLASH
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,688 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/18/2015 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Deryck vs the Emo by Nick-Colosi reviews
What do you get when an emo girl joins a band of punk rockers on a tour BEFORE they learn to get over their own stereotypes and get along? Chaos, adventure and fun, that's what. FINALLY FINISHED! Enjoy the work of years of my life!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 184,787 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Complete
Breadcrumbs by Courtney Says reviews
I got really drunk one night with these two guys I ended up sleeping with and got really beat up.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
Fucking The Manager by Courtney Says reviews
I work at Hollister Co. and I have sex with the senior manager. As a result, I get away with a lot of shit. Kudos to me.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
The Sinner's Bride by Rubus odoratus reviews
The forbidden fruit always tasted the sweetest, and sweet Eris is about to discover exactly how sweet when the son of the devil begins to court her. REWRITE! Back and better, I hope! //2.7//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,191 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 1/17/2006 - Complete