The Elephant Man
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Joined 04-23-08, id: 608965, Profile Updated: 11-26-11
Author has written 4 stories for General, Young Adult, and Fantasy.
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Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 3,207 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
My Toaster Thinks I'm Crazy by Drazuki reviews
mxm, slash Ben is a triplet who must take care of his psychologically challenged brothers, from love lives, to auditions, to tetris addictions, while also coping with his own disorder: inanimate objects talk to him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,701 - Reviews: 1811 - Favs: 1,485 - Follows: 1,390 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 10/6/2006
Breaking The Mirror by AMV reviews
SLASH.“Go to hell.” “Yes, sir” Jayden has a lot of problems, and his new mysterious, bitter neighbor Seaton Andrews isn't helping matters. Completed.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 110,109 - Reviews: 2039 - Favs: 1,665 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
Lifelike by Zebbie reviews
Ewan, my dead sister's son, took under a week to wrench my life apart. Some advice - never sign contracts hungover. He stole my bedroom; that was the beginning. Lord help me, it took an 11 year old to make me grow up. Slow slash, no incest or kid fiddling
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,863 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008
Convenient by orbicland reviews
After Sam's boyfriend gets shot, it should be obvious what he's supposed to do. Instead he reads a lot and can't seem to stop running into the cute paramedic from the accident site.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,676 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Complete
Bottled Up by AMV reviews
“I just don’t want anyone to hurt me anymore.”That wish shocked me, one I had never heard before in all my years as a genie.“That’s all I want. Just give me that,and I could be content.You can keep the other two wishes, Zaayon.” God. His smile was so sad.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Complete
Cold Turkey by Zebbie reviews
If there were groups for this, I know exactly what I’d say. “My name is Thom Oliver, and I’m addicted. It’s been six months, 3 days, 14 hours since my last one night stand. Please keep Evan Llewellyn away from me. I think I’m going to rape him.” Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,219 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
Stupid Post It Notes by Dirty-Angel-Toes reviews
Seth has a lot to deal with lately, such as adjusting to his brand new life with a brand new 'family', including the acerbic and unpredictable Tuesday, who can't seem to stand him [M/M slash]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 434,926 - Reviews: 3977 - Favs: 1,870 - Follows: 1,427 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 6/15/2005
From Where We Stand by PyroWriter reviews
Czar Catherine I once said “You write on paper, but I have to write on human skin, which is far more ticklish.” In short, she meant: It’s so much easier to decide to be straight than it is to keep your eyes from wandering in the locker room.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 91,199 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 2/18/2006
With Intent by Zebbie reviews
Adam's got the Spidey Sense but he'd rather be The Invisible Man. Your regular Marvel Action Hero minus lycra and enthusiasm for saving the world, he'd rather just ignore it and his dormant to extinct love life. Going nuts is more of a problem. MxM. slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,713 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Complete
Behind Broken Windows by Dirty-Angel-Toes reviews
What’s a guy to do when a stubborn, sexy, and somewhat clueless angel and his crossdressing accomplice crash quite literally into his life? [ Yaoi, MM slash, etc ]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 177,740 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 3/15/2005 - Complete
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Witches Brew reviews
It was probably stupid to let someone I'd only met twice come to sleep on my couch but I couldn't just say no to her - how could I, when she was prancing around in the rain with a skimpy little skirt and no shoes? Things aren't always that simple, though.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,277 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 5/16/2009
A Stranger In The House reviews
Anna's not used to this kind of life, not used to the peace and quiet and really not used to how easy it is to make friends. How will she cope with a handicapped brother and a stranger in the house?
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,434 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 9/8/2008
Touch reviews
She was an angel. A dark, corrupted and fucking beautiful angel. She could've grown wings right then and there and flown straight to hell and I wouldn't have been surprised, I would have just begged her to go faster.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 5/16/2009
Synteettiset kudokset
Hän on synteettisistä kudoksista valmistettu nukke. Voiko eloton kuolla?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - Finnish - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Complete
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