Distorted Fantasy
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Joined 04-23-08, id: 609023, Profile Updated: 03-04-10
Author has written 19 stories for Life, Love, Religion, Fantasy, Friendship, Humor, Haiku, and Family.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, and so are you! But the roses are wilting. The violets are dead. The sugar bowl is empty, and so is my head!

About the asylum kick out...
Goes By ~ Distorted Fantasy
Gender ~ Fear has no gender
Status ~ The nightmare raging in your head and the tears down your face
Pets ~ Pumpkin (Fat Vampire Ninja Cat), Argos (Spaz Chiuhaha), Lady Gaga (Lazy chocolate lab puppy that has to be the cneter of attention), Leacy (stubburn old mutt), Dorthy (Sweet donkey), Gaberial (Mean donkey)
Dream Crushes ~ Megan Fox
Favorite Story Characters that she made up ~
Kuat Gatachi, Juni-koroso Demonic, Yuukan Demonic, Slailer Demonic, Ravea Demonic, Guilt-na-Zan, Nyeri Goodsoul
If you need to know anything else, feel free to PM me.

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Accidental Vampire by Loveless Breath reviews
Male/Male, Yaoi. Riley Winters is 16, and polar opposite his twin, who wants to keep up the family business, slaying vampires. But Riley's set to his pacifist ways. Throw in a couple of vampires and an accident, and you've got a disaster waiting to happen
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,853 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 8/24/2008
Death Finds Us All by Miss Dusty Bones reviews
Death has always beena fascination, something untouchable and misunderstood. I want to figure out who or what Death really is, and why in the end of the game of life, it always seems to win. -Minor yaoi in later chapters-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2010
An Erotic Night by Ayame Suzuka reviews
title speaks for itself
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Complete
Watching by TheAmazingCellist reviews
Ah, so, me and my GF broke up. Mainly because we couldn't DO anything, or GO anywhere because we live in a shitty little town of people stuck in the dark ages and hate homosexuality. So, yeah.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Complete
Drakonis by Deadly-moons reviews
Evyn is from an old, powerful witch family. He's sent to a school to teach witchs like him, and everything seems to be fine. Turns out there's something a little darker going on then he'd like to think. SLASH M/M
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,389 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 9/5/2008
The Hunt by Ele's cave reviews
River, a young half-Japanese beast hunter, is fascinated by his elder colleague Andreji and hopes there might be more between them. But during a vampire hunt, he steps into a trap...
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 90,490 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
Achilles by Nurhilien Daururi reviews
Inspired by the 2004 film Troy. A rendition of the mythical hero's last moments in the beleaguered city. I experimented with slow motion and point of view.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Complete
Burn by Deadly-moons reviews
Andrew is psychic, it runs in the family. Soon after he moved to a new home, weird people seemed to start stalking him, asking him to join them. Andrew just want's to be left alone, what is he going to do? SLASH M/M
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,688 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008
Life Sucks, So Deal by Loveless Breath reviews
Yaoi. Male/Male. Gabriel Hunter is 17, all alone and unloved. Thane Woods, 18, loved by all but one and never alone. When they meet—minds are blown and sparks fly. But will hearts remain intact?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,259 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 8/18/2008
A Place to Sleep by Deadly-moons reviews
Ian needed somewhere to sleep for the night, and he found the perfect place. One-shot/sequel thing to Burning Heat. SLASH M/M LEMON
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Complete
Time Changes All by FreddieFree reviews
His reaction had an intense affect on me. I promised myself that I would never fall for a straight guy again, never fall for someone that couldn't fall for me back. And after that, things went back to normal. SLASH/MxM/ONESHOT!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,426 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Complete
Lover I Don't Have to Love by insanityxspeaks reviews
Crescent moons sprinkled the heart of your hips, he was hot hot like lava and sweet like coffee and hard like muscled diamond and it actually hurt this time. The party raged on. Title/Song belongs to Conor Oberst. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Complete
Saint by Catalyst Roses reviews
Mark picks up the phone at just after 2 a.m. with a rough, rasped out, "What?" Jason just smiles. SLASH.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Complete
The End of Fayt by Shadowed and Shattered reviews
-Slash- Dren and Fayt had nothing in common, one a dragon and crown prince, the other a poor peasant slated to be the king’s new toy. Now, Dren wants nothing more than the dark haired boy who hates him. Can the golden dragon make everything right?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,239 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Complete
Tell Me the Truth by thoughts of candy reviews
Dropped out of college. Moved back home. Endless supply of Frat parties. So if I have girls throwing themselves at me why do I have to fall for the one who doesn't exist; possibly a figment of my imagination? Oh god I AM insane.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,595 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008
Love by Indred Dragon reviews
What Love can be like
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Complete
The Dream by cheesysora reviews
You never know what it is until you're so far in it, you can no longer wake up.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
Blue Delirium by Mr.Mercury
A poem about insanity.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Horror/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/10/2008
Words of Pleasure by My Nylon Smile
The sweet downy washes away in the caressing tides.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
Black and Blue by Faithlessly Lost
You marked her skin all the colours of the rainbow.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Complete
Slide by tabiboi reviews
imagine a dance club where everyone's trying to get laid. this is the setting for this poem. interesting thing about this piece: it can be viewed as lesbian and gay couples, or heterosexual couples. find out which one you see in your mind :
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Complete
Damned by Demiant
A vampire poem.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Complete
The Sandman's Lullaby by Kristina Suko reviews
Beware of the Sandman, my sweet little child, for his dream world monsters are unchained and wild...
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Complete
A Vampire's Mark by neverendingdogs
A vampire waits patiently to strike. R&R!
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Complete
Puppet by Indred Dragon
One girl. One mistake. What she must do to keep herself safe
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Complete
Like Hers by YControl
Haunting eyes belong to someone who can do everything and see nothing.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Complete
Sugar Coated by DeviouslyPoetic
Breath like vanilla perfume, and lips like candy, he's my sugar coated prince and I wish I didn't love him.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Complete
Crushed Diamond Lives by Kairos K reviews
just some poetry about Crushed Diamond Lives.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Complete
Lullaby by 96NESSA reviews
The day i wrote this poem i had no idea what i was thinking. As i look back at that day i still think, 'what the hell were you thinking'
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Complete
Night by Recoil101 reviews
The Devil keeps his end of the bargain.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Daemon by Recoil101 reviews
Creepy, little poem I wrote for creative writing.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
SHADOWS by Bookaholics Anonymous
This is a poem about nightmares, and the things that lurk in corners
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Complete
Boogie Men by Ne Quittez Pas reviews
This was meant to be a children's poem, but I kind of got overly descriptive in the middle, so now it hovers somewhere inbetween children's poetry and horror, I guess.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete
The Twilight Hour by Sora Livana reviews
I walk, yet the footsteps that I hear are mere echoes from the far reaches of my memories, repeating over and over again like a broken record... . I am a mere spirit, a memory imprinted on this land, frozen in time, unable to do anything. Very short.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete
The Hunt by Sora Livana reviews
Silently I move, nothing more than a shadow in this strange, seemingly perpetual twilight... A short story I wrote a while ago from the POV of a vampire. Please read and review, rated T due to slight violence!
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete
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Romeo and Juliet Sonnet reviews
A sonnet a wrote for english class.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Complete
Ashley reviews
A poem that appeard in my mind and heart, and I transferd it to paper then typed words. Ashley is my girlfriend, we started going out on April 2, 2009. This poem is written F// or Yuri. If you don't like, don't bother reading.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Complete
Gone reviews
Look, I'm not sure if it is about life or not. If you know better category please tell me so. Um...as to what it is about...it is sorta how I always pictured Hell to be...but in the same breath it reminds me of the way our world can be at times...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Complete
Someones' Threatning Door reviews
Not sure how it is about life, but to me it reflects life a little. If ya think about how people will not move if they are afraid...sorta...yeah...well, to me at least. :/
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Complete
Memory Alive reviews
A poem in rembrance of my aunt.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Complete
Dead Wrong reviews
A tale told in 5 hikus.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Complete
These Words reviews
A poem about that fear everyone has every now and then, the fear to tell that one person you love them.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Complete
HairEating Banana Bats! reviews
One of the poems I wrote for my baby brother. He's turning 1 in July. :3 Do yall think he will like it?
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Complete
What's Rightfully Mine reviews
I wrote this when I was debating the issue of suicide. In the end I choose I live, because when you think about you really relieze what you have to live for and who you leave behind when you die.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Complete
Acceptance reviews
No idea what it is about...but I wrote it...in a way it talks about how we all live our lives out to the very end...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Complete
Letters from a Drug Addict reviews
Just a letter from a drug addict to his friends. Really just some poem that popped into my head one day
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Complete
Poem Randomness reviews
Just some random poem I wrote one day about an evil duck...couldn't think of a name.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Complete
Remembrance reviews
A poem dedicated to the Jews who died at the Holocaust.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Complete
Why? reviews
A poem about how complex love can be.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Complete
Always and Forever reviews
Just another love poem of mine. Enjoy.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Complete
Please reviews
Wrote this awhile back when my ex broke up with me...was sorta depressed...felt like no one was talking to me or even cared...yeah...emo-ish I guess....enjoy.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Complete
I'll Be reviews
A love poem. Nothing else really to say...I wrote it talking about a Yaoi pairing, but it can be for any pairing. Straight, Yaoi, or Yuri. Yeah...Peace out.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Complete
Love is a Cage reviews
The side of love no one sees.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Complete
Death's Toy reviews
This is what happens when when you sell your soul to the Grim Reaper.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Complete