despite-the-protest
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Joined 04-26-08, id: 609353, Profile Updated: 02-21-11
Author has written 3 stories for Romance.
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Mint Allergies by artofjula reviews
Fred never considered herself a bad kisser. But the comatose nerd at her feet dares to say otherwise. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Complete
The Relationship by Bomb in the Garden reviews
Every relationship goes through a number of stages. Elena and Diego's goes through four: The Honeymoon, The Discovery, The Disappointment, and The Commitment. Rated for language. // One Shot //
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,856 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Complete
Saturdays by artofjula reviews
I used to hate Saturdays. Then I met Ms. Hartman and became her supposed guardian angel. She decided then and there that the only way to repay me was by setting me up with her incredibly cute grandson. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,373 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Complete
Once Upon a One Night Stand by simonexsays reviews
REMOVED. One night stands are usually never good. But a one night stand with your sworn enemy since sixth grade? That’s even worse.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 3,588 - Reviews: 3578 - Favs: 1,256 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
Once Upon a One Night Stand Redux by simonexsays reviews
REMOVED. One night stands are usually never good. But a one night stand with your sworn enemy since preschool? That’s even worse. REWRITE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 11/22/2008
Love Surveys Are For Desperate Romantics by artofjula reviews
“Would you go on a date with me, Shea O’Connor?” “No.” His face fell. “Yes.” He raised a brow. “Yes. No. Maybe. I don’t know.” She inhaled sharply. “I like bananas.” ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,759 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Complete
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Chopped Liver reviews
So what if I was the big breasted blonde girl and he was the band geek? We were in love, or so I thought, until his high school sweetheart transferred onto campus.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,261 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011
Freshmen Can't Understand AP Calc! reviews
Morgan Waverly was not supposed to be able to know these things. But she could, and easily at that. “Is that a fucking freshman in our AP class?” Sorry Walter, this year, your valedictorian title could probably be challenged - by a froshie.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Complete
Instant Chat Messengers Aren't That Fun reviews
When Emmy received an anonymous IM, she naturally assumed that it was just a senior with a crush on her. Oh, how off was she. It was much, much worse. ONE-SHOT;
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Complete