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Joined 04-27-08, id: 609521, Profile Updated: 04-27-08
Author has written 8 stories for Fantasy, and Humor.

Name: I have one but I'll never tell

Age: See above

Sex: Yes, but not nearly as often as I'd like

Favorite Authors: Robert Jordan (RIP), Stephen King, Harry Turtledove, Colleen McCullough. Anyone who is a fan of fantasy I highly recommend Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time series. Tragically Mr. Jordan passed on last year so the series will never be completed now. But there are twelve books that tell an amazing and detailed story that I think anyone would love.

Favorite Bands: Evanescence, Nickelback, Ozzy, Within Temptation, Avril

Favorite Movies: Shrek, Pirates of the Carribean, Memento, Lost in Translation, Star Trek 2 Wrath of Khan, Star Wars (all of 'em!), Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail (as a general rule any movie with a killer rabbit must go on my list), Austin Powers (again all of 'em...yeah baby, yeah!), Silence of the Lambs (Fava beans, yum!)

Favorite TV: Naruto, Deathnote, Elfen Lied, XXXholic, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Star Trek (except Voyager!), Lost, Battlestar Galactica, college or pro football, and anything on the History or Sci-Fi channels (except fo the cheesy Sci-fi movies of the week which are just horrible)

Any of you who happen to be anime fans let me put out a word for two series, Elfen Lied and XXXholic which are as different as night and day but both exccellent in their own ways. Elfen Lied is sort of a combination of a tragic love story with a few elements of Frankenstein added in. It is extremely bloody, any of you who don't like blood shed or are turned off by nudity shouldn't even bother The body count reaches a hundred or so within the first ten minutes. The story is about, 'Lucy' who is a young girl who is a part of the next evolutionary step and so has lethal powers and 'horns' which make her an outcast. A bit like Frankenstein she seeks acceptance, but when she finds only abuse she uses her abilities with bloody results. The story is about her search for love and acceptance.

XXXholic is a very sweet and well written story about wishes and the cost of making them come true. It centers around a young high school student who is cursed with the ability to see spirits whether he wants to or not. One day he wanders into a magic shop run by a friendly witch who can grant any wish so long as the 'proper price is paid.' He wishes to no longer be able to see spirits. She agrees to grant him his wish... once he has worked a sufficient number of hours in her shop. He and his friends soon find themselves dealing with a wide range of customers, some human some not, and an even wider variety of wishes. It is sweet and touching and very well written.

Why I write: Because I love it. I am cursed/blessed with too much imagination. I enjoy creating characters and giving those characters interesting adventures. And if some people enjoy reading my stories then so much the better. I happen to be a big Naruto fan and actually discovered the fanfiction.net site while looking for Naruto fanfiction. Before long I began writing my own stories about Naruto and was very pleased to find that quite a number of people enjoyed them.

I have always loved writing completely original stories and so have come to this site to post a few, They will be fantasy stories with an occasional sci-fi possible. I only hope people will enjoy reading them as much as I enjoy writing them.

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After The Rabbit reviews
Free preview of my second self published novel, sequel to 'The (sort of) Dark Mage.' Waldo and Alice continue on their quest, now accompanied by the ogre Gronk. They are headed to Norwich, where they hope to find the third monster that will be Waldo's last familiar. But things are never as simple as they seem. An archlich, White Mage, and murderous rabbits all stand in the way.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,140 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 8/16/2013
Scenes We Will Never See reviews
A series of scenes from cross overs we are unlikely to ever see made.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 2/21
The sort of Dark Mage reviews
"Yes, I will take a name that will inspire fear in all those who hear it. A name to terrify and fill common men with dread. Until I return to Alteroth my name shall be… Waldo Rabbit!" Alice blinked and only just managed to not snicker. "Waldo Rabbit? Seriously?" "Too scary?" Alice tapped her chin and pretended to think about it. "Actually darling, I think it's perfect."
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,964 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Complete
Lower Your Expectations reviews
Tony wants to be a writer. Lucky for him Lisa is there to help.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Complete
Beware The Price You Pay reviews
Ayden is a young and talented magic user. So far his life has been very easy, but that's because he's never truly wanted anything. When he finds the thing he wants most he discovers how hard things can get.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,355 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/14/2012
Bloody Mary reviews
This is a re-thought and re-written version of an earlier story called 'The Contract.' It is being co-written with my good friend and co-author 'Mistress Winowyl.' Story of a damaged girl seeking redemption and love.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,343 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 12/3/2010
Some People Are Better Off Dead reviews
A husband's last will and testament reveals a whole lot more than his widow is ready for.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Complete
The Girl with the Red Eyes reviews
He is a mage bound in service to his emperor, and she is his destiny. For good or for ill.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,523 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 5/21/2008