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Author has written 13 stories for Fantasy, Essay, Supernatural, and Action.

Dear Reader,

Kindly be informed that you are reading a notice of much importance. Please understand that it is vital for you to continue reading this for the sake of your own safety.

My company has recently been notified of the growing threat one girl has grown to be. We would like to provide you with enough information to keep yourself safe.

Her name is unknown, and we only know her as Asphodel21. The date that she prides on most is her birthday, November 21st, so kindly be extra careful on that day on any year. The percentage chance that she will be staring at you from your window on that day has been found to be 98%, as compared to a normal day's 60%. Yes, reader, she could be staring at you now.

Any other information about her is currently unknown, and her whereabouts are rumoured to be in a tropical concrete jungle island near the equator named Singapore.

Please be assured that investigations against her are currently ongoing, and her imprisonment in a mental hospital is inevitable.

In the meantime, kindly take careful note of these precautions.

1. Shut your curtains at night. Always. Or she might crawl into your house and tell you off rudely, hence disturbing your beauty sleep.

2. Always leave two cups of coffee/tea/milktea beside your bed. If she attempts to attack you while you are sleeping, you are advised to throw the drinks out of the window. It is likely she will follow after it. Reliable sources tell us she loves caffine.

3. Always be ready to make a funny face. You can practice by screwing your face up so your look like a prune for three hours before going to bed. It will amuse her enough not to attack you.

Thank you for your kind attention thus far. If you ever receive any information regarding Asphodel21 please send your report to thisemaildoesnotreallyexist@. Similarly, kindly report any sightings to that email.

We once again sincerely thank you for your cooperation thus far.

And we would like to inform you that the above

Is rubbish.

Thanks and Best Regards.

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Darkness Lurks In Every Corner by firefairy27 reviews
A troubled boy, with more problems than uncontrolled magic, stumbles upon a school that can teach him what he needs to know about his powers, but when his past comes out, that instruction is not enough. Rated for violence and themes. Warning: gay pairing
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,005 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Complete
The Epitome of All Evil by Debbo Kakashi Hatake reviews
The Aquadors and Luxens are two different races on the planet of Racoen. But when the Luxens mysteriously starts declaring war on the Aquadors, the latter is being forced to recruit rather...unusual people.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 8/5/2009
The Mad Thief by the-redmercedes reviews
A boy who witnessed something he shouldn't have, an assasin who hates his boss, a girl genius who is an outcast, and a russian maniac vying for world domination. What on earth is going on here?
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,473 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009
SIGNAL by Debbo Kakashi Hatake reviews
Welcome to SIGNAL, one of the world’s largest schools for weapons and tactics training. Here, you will learn how to fight and plan the most detailed operations in the history of mankind. It will be your home for the next four years.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,622 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009
Colorless by AMV reviews
MxM. SLASH. The life of a reluctantly adorable pathological liar isn't easy. Take Devyn's word for it. Well...maybe not. “Did you kill these women?” “Yes. I did it officer. Lock me up, I shot them dead.” “…They were strangled.” “Oh… Right, I meant that.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,377 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 5/13/2009
Princest by Noxialis reviews
The life of Prince Arian is threatened, so he's disguised as a girl. Then his half-brother falls under a spell and wakes up in love. His already strange life gets more complex. Cross-dressing, boy's love and incest ensue in this unconventional fairy tale.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,868 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Complete
You suck! Well duh I'm a vamp! by Slithering Sliver reviews
God, you suck!" said Jared. The other vampire looked at him, blood smeared all over his mouth and chin, "Duh I suck! I'm a vampire!"
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
Hunger Strike! by Debbo Kakashi Hatake reviews
When Kalrie's mother grounds him, Kalrie sets out to get his own way by going on a hunger strike. But, will temptation get the better of him?
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Complete
The Elementals by Kradnohikari reviews
Seth is just a normal college professor, when suddenly his world is turned upsidedown. A man named Ketsueki tails him, hired to kill. Another man tries to kill him. What else could happen to the poor man? Only time will tell. MxM, FxF, and MxF pairing
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,452 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 11/17/2006
Black Moon Academy by Azuna reviews
Claude was an ordinary kid until his rich father sent him to Black Moon Academy BMA , a private academy specialized in training mafias. Having a life out of ordinary, with weird friends and foes, can he survive?
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2008
Wingless by MeltedSkittles reviews
Thane is the coolest Freshman, not to mention the tallest, at The Mecha Academy, Mechademy, a school for mecha fighters and creaters. But his veiw is completely scewed by the arrival of petite pretty-boy Kiyen, who is bent on kicking Thane's ass! MxM
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2008
Exasperation Never Met My Tongue by insanityxspeaks reviews
Alex Curley is the shy new boy at Merle-Walton Academy. Cameron Shaw is the resident school mischief-maker, whose harboring a small crush. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,170 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008
PSYCHOS by Spraypaint reviews
THE Primary School of Young (Criminal, Homeless and Offending) Sorcerers. (Stuck in a school with a bunch of weirdo sorcerers, Zach wants out. And the only way out is through the Trials. SLASH, BAD LANGUAGE)
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,792 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 8/19/2006
Untitled by Mrs. Matt Shadows reviews
The Fag and The Bully. [MM Slash]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Complete
Foursomes by Hentell Ann Rothorn reviews
this involves four girls yuri yeah have fun
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Complete
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Aptly Named Drinks
Based off the prompt "A bartender telling a newcomer the stories of the regulars and why they come to the bar.", gone a little off tangent into a vaguely supernatural setting.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Published: 5/7/2014 - Complete
Departure reviews
Turning a departure from the airport into a "dearly departed"
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Complete
The Alternate Side of the Same Page reviews
There is not always a solid, firm line between fantasy and reality, fiction and non-fiction, dreams and hallucinations, and sanity and insanity. Complete for now.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Complete
The Luck War reviews
Some people in the world who are lucky almost beyond belief. So when a war sprung up between two countries, one of them decides to draft all of these lucky people to help them fight the war. Genres not very accurate and may change.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2009
Genii reviews
School for Geniuses, so obviously there'll be geniuses in there right? But one particular person is just a normal, average smart guy? What exactly got the school interested in him?
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2009
Vampiric Blood reviews
The Vampiric Blood was still new in Hidden. A new vampire, Hidden was adopted after surviving a vampire attack, but was that the right choice? Shouldn't Hidden find a more experienced Vampire to help him cope before he kills one from his new family?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 9/16/2008
Poisonous reviews
Yaoi MxM. Rowen has a new tenant but he isn't expecting a short and thin sixteen year old with a refusal to touch others for his own mysterious reasons. Will he find out why or will he never do so as things get more complicated as he realises he loves him
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2009
Blood Red Hues reviews
There are people in the world whom people call 'psychologically unstable'. People who know better call them Colours. These Colours' eyes change its hue when its owner feels strong emotions and destruction often follows but that can be trained in the Order
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2008
Deceitful reviews
Mainly about this girl who has a 'talent' for mixing Poisons, and is notorious at her school, which is a school for people with such talents, having killed off about half of her school in her first year. My first story! T for language.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,259 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008
Blessing in Disguise reviews
I wrote this for my school essay... Nothing much to say about it, but please read. Generally about a blessing in disguise duh . And I don't even know if it's really counted angst or suspense, but there isn't really much else to put it under.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Complete
Insanity reviews
I actually wrote this for a school writing competition. It's mainly about this boy who is mentally fragile, and one day he faces something that makes his mind break down completely. Critics please!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Complete
Lighting Red reviews
A vampire story. Chp 1: Razel, a male and rather humane vampire, tries to warn his acquaintance, Casade, to stop her unnecessary killing for blood, and as usual is thrown out of the house. Razel meets his friend, Audrey, who seems sweet on him. MxM/Yaoi.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2008
Reaper's Rose reviews
In the world of the Reapers, what meaning has the rose and its colors, black, grey and white? What happens in the world of the Dead and the never living? No plot yet, but I hope you will still read. D I'm bad at summaries.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2008