Evangeline Graham
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Joined 04-28-08, id: 609652, Profile Updated: 08-24-11
Author has written 7 stories for Humor, Humor, Supernatural, Love, and Friendship.

'Allo 'allo, I'm Evangeline Graham (not my real name, just a kick-ass nom de plume). I haven't been on the site in two years, but I'm back in black, bitches. My former pen name was StephenKingJunkie - the stories I used to have up have been deleted, but rewrites are on the way along with plenty of new stories.

Read and review, s'il vous plait. If my work sucks ass, I wanna hear about it. ;)

Favorite Authors: Dorothy Parker and Charles Bukowski.
Favorite Movies: 'Sid and Nancy', 'Natural Born Killers', 'From Dusk Till Dawn', 'Withnail and I', 'Serenity'
Favorite Bands: Marilyn Manson, the Decemberists, the Rolling Stones.
Favorite Books: 'Ham on Rye', 'Brave New World', 'The Portable Dorothy Parker', 'Women', 'The Long Hard Road Out of Hell'

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The college-age heiress to her family's fortune comes back to her hometown to tie up loose ends. She discovers secrets about her family she never asked to learn. Warning for sex, fangs, and violence.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2011
For Josh
Written for another friend that I miss dearly.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Complete
For The Captain
Written for a crazy b*stard who graduated last year.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Complete
Ego Stroke
Written for my boyfriend after a day of me being a sickly little monkey. Damn head colds...
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Complete
Lady Death's Drink Order reviews
A short story. Speakeasies and break-ups, vampires and appletinis. Warning for language, sexually-charged dialogue, and vampiric pwnage dealt out to a hipster. R&R
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Complete
Screw This Noise reviews
A short story. This is what happens when a teenage girl with a notebook is awake at three in the morning. Warning for cursing, bitter humor, and a dash of angst. I don't own the lyrics to the MSI song that shows up at the end. R&R
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Complete
In Honor of Doomsday reviews
Written during the May Rapture Hysteria bullsh*t. Warning for sexual content, swearing, and more than a little bitterness. R&R
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Complete