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Joined 05-01-08, id: 610046, Profile Updated: 10-07-09
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I'm a writer (not an amazing one but one all the same)

I'm not always sad, I'm not always happy, I'm HUMAN.

:D

I read : Wilde, Lear, Carroll (I'm a whore for classics and poetry)

I listen to: The Cure, The Beatles, Led (what did I say, stuck in the past) Noah & the whale, Arctic monkeys (listen to the lyrics, they make me smile :D)

I watch: Tarantino (dark comedy), Eddie Izzard (random comedy), Cricket (english eccenticities make me Giggle), anything with a good soundtrack

I like: Musicals, cake and artwork (:S)

orientation: either or (maybe even asexual the way my life is going)

stories: thousands, they just need to be written

feel free to message me at any time, I'd love to do any collab work or give any advice

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Chocolate Covered BoxerBriefs by Sunshine Bear reviews
Jayden woke up gay one day, literally, and decided that he would make everyone's lives a living hell. Cause he is a giver like that. A story that beats all of those cliche slash stories up. Slash.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,352 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Complete
Cold Turkey by Zebbie reviews
If there were groups for this, I know exactly what I’d say. “My name is Thom Oliver, and I’m addicted. It’s been six months, 3 days, 14 hours since my last one night stand. Please keep Evan Llewellyn away from me. I think I’m going to rape him.” Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,219 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
Mustard by gum is yum reviews
ONE SHOT. Remy's boyfriend Matt is perfect in every way except one: he has an infuriating best friend named Jack who just loves to bother her. "Do you think I find joy in the fact that all I can ever think about is you, no matter how hard I try not to?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,450 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 58 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
Memo To Myself by Cosmical Sage reviews
Dust Storm and PICKLEDPICKLE are internet friends who begin to find their similarities uncanny. As they prepare to meet, they fail to notice their place in the catastrophes that go on in the world around them. Mxm, slash, gay, etc.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,217 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008
The Loveheart As A Symbol of Hatred by Freak-of-Spade reviews
[SLASH Shonenai BoyxBoy] To Val, being Cupid means he gets to torture lots of pathetic little mortals. His mother, Goddess of Love, decides to teach him the TRUE nature of love…the hard way.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,518 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008
Soul Mate by Ladako reviews
Christine is a sweet, violent, hyper singer. Nicole is a depressed, silent author. They meet in high school and fall in love but have trouble with being accepted. They than learn the true meaning of the word Soul Mate. F/F
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 146,414 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Complete
Forbidden Fruit by Tsaiko reviews
SLASH Tomato/tomato yaoi. There is really no words for this story. There's fluff and emo and melodrama and a love story between fruit that's normally found on a salad. You'll never look at tomatoes the same way again.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
Why Can't we be Friends? by Sally Can Wait reviews
[ONE SHOT] Cady & Hayden had been friends forever. So when Hayden realizes he might have feelings for her, he enlists his ladies' man poet friend to help him win her over. Sadly, the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,274 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
Fate's Fools by Freak-of-Spade reviews
The first time was a random, incident. The second time was a strange hazard. The third time was an eerie coincidence.SLASH YAOI SHONENAI MxM BoyxBoy, whatever you want to call it. Cute fluffy slash. To those who don't like: you've been warned!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,290 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Complete
Austere Academy by Dead Next Tuesday reviews
[f/f SLASH] A shy girl ends up getting sent to a bording school across the country. Her new roommate is a promiscuois lesbian. Could this be love?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,824 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/22/2005 - Published: 4/8/2004
Disqualified by cut2bleed reviews
Jo has talent in dance but never performed because of her scars.To make things worse, she falls in love with her dance partner, Clair... f/f, self-injury...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,204 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/7/2003 - Published: 10/27/2002
true reviews
i just recently had this happen to me, i feel pathetic, but what would you have done?- may write another chapter in reply to responses
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/4/2009