Author has written 6 stories for Nature, Fantasy, and Life.
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Name: Halen Catice
Age: Older every moment.
Height: Tall enough.
Favorite Color: Green. End of discussion.
Hello there all you wonderful writers and readers who have happened upon my humble (and slightly LONG) profile page! I'm a fantasy lover and avid reader. I love sharing my ideas here with all of you because... heck, if you people don't like/understand/appriciate/care about/take pleasure from my stories, no one will! So please, enjoy yourself, read on, and (of course) reviews are always welcome.
The Cow Metaphor for Goverments:
FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The government gives you as much milk they think you need.
BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs the regulations say you should need.
FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk.
PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbours help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.
RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.
CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.
DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.
PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.
REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.
BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.
PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.
ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
" If you love someone, put their name in a circle because hearts can be broken, but circles go on FOREVER."
"If at first you don't succed, try pushing the on button."
"Normal People Worry Me."
"Do you have a spoon?"
"I want Shinny! You go to the underworld, get me the shinny helmet and I'll give you a power of your own!"
"No ever expects the spanish inqusition!"
"What is the air speed velocity of a swallow?
"I have too many legs!"
"I'm more special than you!"
"Yo queiro pintar el gato!" -(Note: This means I want to paint the cat.)
"Lather, Rinse, Maim."
"It's true! and I'm having his baby!"
"8. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness."
"BehindTheseHazelEyes has changed her personal message: Gaara of the Sand is as dumb as a sack of hammers!"
"Note to self, Stay away from psycho with the 'dead mommy' laptop!"
"Evil beware, we have waffles."
“Fate wanted Mother to have a girl, too.”
"When life give you lemons, shut up and eat your damn lemons."
"Life's short, eat desert first."
"People who stick their noses into other peoples bussiness should hit thier heads against a block of tofu and die!"
"Sometimes we build walls, not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to knock them down."
"Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to."
"FRICK ON A STICK!"
"We're dealing with lesbians here, not schizophrenics!"
"Excuse me, I'm trying to go spulunking in the cave that is you!"
"I'm so emo I cut OTHER people!"
"You are a big fat... ROCK?"
"Don't Drink and Park, Accidents Make People."
"Fanfiction (because it's cheaper than theropy)."
And now for a bunch of Random/Unknown Quotes
"There are two things that are infinite. The universe and human stupidity. And I'm not so sure about the universe."
"Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is."
"You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail."
~Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.
~The trouble with real life is that there is no background music.
~Forecast for tongiht: darkness.
~Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.
~ The differnce between Comedy and Tragedy is... time.
~I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes
~I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
~We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!
~In a world of cheerios, be a frootloop!
~The below statement is true
~You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me.
~Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much!
~If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense!
~One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
~I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah!
~I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words
~Your mom looks like Voldemort. Oh buuuuurn. XD
I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!