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Heart Lotion SPF 20 by Vena Cava reviews
The moment Honey Smith sets foot in South Merritt Academy, she unknowingly becomes the target of an unspoken challenge, setting into motion a self-fulfilling prophecy that will forever change the lives of South Merritt’s Elite Five.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 127,124 - Reviews: 2185 - Favs: 1,650 - Follows: 1,870 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 6/6/2008
Jonnie the Girl by RedRogue55 reviews
Five boys, one dorm house. They needed a sixth to make rent, she needed a place to stay. Only, they thought Jonnie was a guy. Now she has to learn to live with their gross habits, and they have to live with tampons underneath the bathroom sink.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,518 - Reviews: 2889 - Favs: 1,631 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Complete
Letters to Spine by nayima reviews
In the cold quiet of a gray December, she found the monster hiding in the back of her closet.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010
Pathetic Obsessive Girls Anonymous by elisefey reviews
Twelve steps to dating a pop star.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 6/17/2006
Hear You Me by Mitchie reviews
Would you jump me?" he asked. I gaped at him like a fish on the bank of a river. Did my deaf ears just deceive me? His eyes widened as it dawned on him what he said... "No! Wait--"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,213 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 11/22/2008
The Problem With Lucille by K. Jillianne reviews
She didn't ask 'why'. She simply watched as her father came home with blood on his hands.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 57 - Words: 31,263 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 7/4/2008
Stage Girl by I AM SKIP reviews
Elizabeth is a reporter for her school paper. So, when she meets Cade, a boy with an inticing secret, she know that he will be the best feature anyone's ever seen. As she starts to study him, she is forced to learn all of his flawes... and love them R&R
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,302 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009
If This Were a Fairytale by SamanthaNicole reviews
REMOVED. She was a blind Cinderella, and he was her Prince Charming. Only, he had no idea he would have to be her knight in shining armor, and she refused to admit that she needed his help. NaNoWriMo o8.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Complete
Much Better by JD Allen reviews
She was used to being unnoticed, that was nothing new. But when the mystery boy at school starts paying a shocking amount of attention to her, she's not quite sure what to do. Believe it? Deny it? Surely he couldn't really be into her...could he? REMOVED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Complete
Vandrophobia by SammyLi reviews
COMPLETE. I have an odd fear. I fear beautiful men. Luckily there aren't many in the world, but when my class receives a transfer student who is a completely beautiful boy and is assigned to sit next to me...I just might crack.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 68,628 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Complete
Rubik's Magic by I AM ZKUT reviews
Rubik's Cubes aren't just to entertain dorks with no lives. They also make great conversational pieces! It's better than it sounds, I promise. I just don't want to give too much away. Rated for language, a history lesson, and of course, kissing!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Complete
When the Lights Go Out by I AM SKIP reviews
When Jen gets stuck at home babysitting her sister, Marlee, her almost-boyfriend Luke shows up to surprise her. What will happen when they finally get alone together and The Lights Go Out? R&R ONESHOT Rated T for suspense and some nice kissing.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,620 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Complete
Dead Garbage by remonrime reviews
I met a teenager in the dumpster today.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,121 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 2,199 - Follows: 176 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
The Beetle Races by XxAmberRomancexX reviews
She knelt amid greens and purples and yellows and pinks and whites and reds and listened to the beetle races and waited. Waited for Fantasy to destroy Reality.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
The Aviator's Toast by elisefey reviews
Here's to the right answer to the big question. oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Complete
Year of the Rabbit by Hate to Hope reviews
STORY REMOVED. Meet Rhode, the sad and forgotten Easter Bunny. Next, meet Reval, the unhinged imposter Easter Bunny. And lastly? Meet Sophie. . . the girl caught up in a holiday that isn’t supposed to last THIS long.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 6,345 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Complete
The Desk by EruptingFender9 reviews
If you want to be more specific, the writing on the desk is what really changed my life. Scribbled across the surface of that life-changing desk in the back of that history classroom was a three month conversation with a boy I’d never even met.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,078 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
Seven Minutes in Heaven by SamanthaNicole reviews
REMOVED. After three years on the cheerleading squad, I was still single, and pining after my geeky lab partner. Don’t ask me how or why, because I couldn’t tell you. All I know is that the way he mixes dangerous chemicals really turns me on.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Complete
Ode to Paperclip Man by DiaRose reviews
I was bored and he was bugging me, so I wrote this poem for pure silliness! You'll appreciate this if you write with Mircrosoft Word.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Complete
Island Olivier by elisefey reviews
What: Stranded. When: One screwed up summer vacation. Where: A deserted Island. How: Long story. Who: Me. And that guy who doesn’t really count because at this rate I’m gonna kill the jerk before we ever get rescued...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,956 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/6/2007 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Complete
Cheese, Crackers, Milk, Sandwich by Frore reviews
There are one hundred forty six ways to kill someone with a fork. Judging by the body at her feet, Keira guessed she’d mastered at least three.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/1/2006
WMSmoker seeks Seclusion by PirateGrrl reviews
Slash Clyde doesn't discriminate; he hates everyone equally.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,582 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/12/2006 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Complete
Guide to FictionPress Popularity by sonicinmobius reviews
Are you real writers tired of stupid people getting attention? Read this guide and become that which you loathe!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2005
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