Heyy, I'm Jessica and my pen name was a not-well-thought-out bad idea. I've also recently decided I'm going to marry Corey Goodman (Superfun Yeah Yeah Rocketship), as well as Lady Gaga, and Brian Wilson (closer for the San Francisco Giants).

I have just deleted the extremely outdated list of bands I listen to, instead choosing to just say that I enjoy tunes.

Other things I enjoy (not a complete list):

-Photos

-Nail polish

-Sustenance

-Words and letters

-Sudoku

-My cell phone

-Books

-Dreams

-Horror films

-Office supplies

-Crayons

My author's notes are getting longer each chapter. I sincerely apologize :/

In my world of fiction...

-Heterosexual relationships are mostly for the purpose of making more babies for homosexual relationships.

-Twins fuck. A lot. Daily, even. Twice daily, preferrably. (I'm really creepy.)

-Guys do not get pregnant. Think about it. If there's a baby developing in your butt, how do you poop for nine months? Very crude, yes, but answer me that question and then maybe I'll consider male pregnancy.

-Guys don't have chest/back hair or blemishes of any kind unless I say so. That's just gross.

-Main characters don't mature beyond the age of 25.

-There is no romance without cliché.

-Abiding by the law of the above stated, opposites always attract.

-Plot twists come when you least expect them, just to keep you interested.

-There has to be a lot of humor incorporated, or else I've lost interest writing the story and you've probably lost interest in reading the story.

-I spell blonde the wrong way, according to this cite's spellcheck.

-There are scene kids everywhere.

-Preppy kids do very emo things.

-If I happen to use the name of a band/song in a chapter, it's what I was listening to at that moment in time.

-Exaggerations are used a lot.

-Teenagers act like small children.

-Almost everyone has some sort of bipolar disorder.

-...I just forgot what I was going to put here. OH YEAH. I suck at sex scenes and when I come (haha, come) to a point where I have to write one, it takes me forever.

-(The last one, I swear) Reviews are GREATLY APPRECIATED, but you won't hear (well, read) me nagging for them. I do take them to heart, though, and everything you put into them is taken into deep consideration. Plus, I'll put your pen name in my next chapter as a reviewer and I'll love you forever. And I might just bake you cookies.