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Joined 05-08-08, id: 611039, Profile Updated: 05-29-12
Author has written 4 stories for Sci-Fi, Romance, Fantasy, and General.


Wow, it has been a while since I've gone on this account. My past fics are rather shameful to look at, haha...

Anyways, I do have a fanfiction account, 1412 karasu. Since I am totally awesome, you should check it out. I swear I'm not terrible!

Also, here is where I insert a shameless plug for my friend, ricecakes.anemonies.benzene. She's a little crazy, but awesome all the same.

I have no idea if I will be posting any [new] fics, but if I do, I'll probably update this profile.

Out of nostalgia, I'm leaving the rest of my profile the same. :D

See ya


I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! if your just as random, copy and paste this into your profile.


92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent that woud be laughing their buts off. If this would also be you, copy and paste this into your profile.


"If at first you don't succed, try pushing the on button."
-Bumper Sticker

"When life give you lemons, shut up and eat your damn lemons."
- Unknown (Halen Catice's profile)

"Sometimes we build walls, not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to knock them down."
- Miwa Hikari's profile (also from halen catice's. she's got a lot of stuff on her profile)

"Don't Drink and Park, Accidents Make People."
-Bumper Sticker

I have animal magnetism-- when I go outside, squirrels stick to my sleeves.

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, sit back, and let the world wonder how you did it." -Unknown

"When you cry, I cry. When you laugh, I laugh. When you run into a wall, I cry with laughter." -my friend

If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.

We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

People are like slinkies. Basically useless and yet its so amusing to watch them fall down stairs

Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later.

The below statement is true
The above statement is false

Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much

Prevent violence. Give me your lunch money

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret!

Save the earth (its the only planet with chocolate)

You just got PWNED!

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Rooq by NoSou13 reviews
Rook's 12 with no memory of where he's from, and no explanation as to why he hasn't aged in the last few years. When a creature washes up on the shore and he begins to have recurring dreams, he gets dragged into an adventure driven by an inner voice of inexplicable origin. Critique Encouraged. (Please note that some areas may be confusing due to all fonts being identical.)
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,044 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/25/2020 - Published: 6/24/2008
They Call it a Cliché by angels and effects reviews
REMOVED. So he's my twin brother's best friend. The supposedly hot one who gets the girls while I hang out with the loud mouthed, all round idolized jocks of the school. Then he kisses me one night... wait, WHAT?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 4216 - Favs: 2,129 - Follows: 1,028 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Complete
I Like, Totally Pick Up Radio Signals by La Demoiselle Aline reviews
All is questionable in Desy Morgan's life. Like the fact that she can read minds and so can Danny. Well, that may not be so weird since everyone else around her act like psychos. Hm. Please read and review!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 89,438 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Complete
A Girl Who Spurrened A Dress by Halen Catice reviews
Hanasaki has been always headstrong. She refuses act like a 'proper lady' and instead studies male subjects, including swordsplay! When two neighboring ruling families come to stay, will Hana be able to deal with some of their views? continued inside
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,769 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 5/17/2008
The Girl with a Boy's Name by Impersonating Sugar reviews
It's not just a name, it's a way of life. Kyle is hardcore tomboy. Looks the part too. Plays every sport the school offers. But a new guy comes and she falls for him--hard. Problem is, she's still one of the guys. What's an ungirly girl to do? R&R
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,373 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008
Fire and Ice by Halen Catice reviews
See inside for details and the rest of summary: Charlie didn't ever think of himself as 'normal' but when an organization comes after him and abduct his sister, its up to him to get her back. But he's in for a bumpy ride. He develops strange powers..
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/24/2008
The Sight Chronicles, Book 1: Sight by SightSpirit reviews
Lars is a boy living in the House of Sight. At his age he is supposed to receive a gift called the Future Sight. Instead he receives the Sight of Time...ten years early! Lars is suddenly thrown on a wild adventure to save the place he calls home.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 9/2/2008
Rune by chel bel reviews
Four nations have been at war with each other since ancient times. Now, a prophecy tells of a threat that could destroy them all. It's up to a bitter prince to make peace with the nations to prevent this from happening. But he can't do it alone...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,941 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 4/17/2006
Sentaku – The Legacy of the Seven Swords by Joanna-chan reviews
Roan, a young hunter in training, is ripped from his life when his twin sister is kidnapped. Better description inside. Please review. Rated T for violence and mild language.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,802 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 6/23/2008
Once Upon an Emo Prophecy by Stripey Notebook reviews
What began as a collaborative writing project amongst a school writers' club became... well, a collaborative writing project. But it has evolved into a sprawling fantasy epic.. sort of.. that includes emo bards, prophesies, and magical amulets. Enjoy. R&R
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,730 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 7/8/2007
Hail the Conquering Hero? by Bookbook reviews
Ever wondered why villains are so stupid? Meet the villain who isn't. Stupid, I mean. Or a villain, really. Um...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Fantasy Parodies by Lccorp2 reviews
Fantasy parodies, mocking anything and everything about the genre. You want to read these. You just know you want to.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,794 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 8/12/2006
The Amirian Maid by Phillipea reviews
The land of Amir is at war, a young maid witnesses a crime committed by her employer and is thrown into the midst of a battle With the help of a dragon and a disowned Lord, of course.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,536 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 7/8/2006
The Only God on the Windowsill by Solemn Coyote reviews
There are stranger things than the intersection between man and myth. Fiction is one of them. This is a story - short, but not brief - about a lost girl, a homeless trickster God, and the boundary between reality and fantasy.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,648 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 5/2/2006
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The boy was many things, but above all he was human. /Small poems of a child, no purpose whatsoever.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Published: 10/4/2011
Dreamland reviews
When Jane's dad gets killed, she knows that he wasn't killed by any ordinary circumstances. With the help of strange dreams she gets, she will find out the truth of her father's death while coping with the complications of everyday life. fantasy/sci-fi
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,899 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 6/23/2008
Grynde reviews
Keikiri, driven by hate to kill 'It', has lived in a forest while steadily gaining power. Now with the help of a 'knire' knight in training named Kiran, she will lead a rebellion that will determine her life and the rest of the worlds'.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008
Love Mistake reviews
She… is a little miss perfect Mary Sue. He… is an how-shall-I-say-this emo. And then they get captured and put in some creepy cell. Oh, hell. What next?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/24/2008