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I love reading and learning and science especially.

I'm a Christian.

I find English (the subject) to be a waste of my time. And all the arts as well. Hate learning about/analysing that stuff. Prefiero science.

I love films. They are my passion. I like action films (where things blow up a reasonable amount), pointless films (as long as they're funny) and romantic comedies (when done with style).

I used to watch ridiculous amounts of television but now I limit myself to Prison Break, Gossip Girl, Mo'Nique's Charm School and Dexter. Oh and I love Everybody Hates Chris.

I like shiny things and music - my taste varies - but I don't like when I take out my hair and it's way due for relaxing.

I'm not usually dedicated enough to write. I procrastinate.

I also have trouble finding the right adjectives to describe...stuff.

I give respect where it's deserved. I don't review pointlessly and I don't review often anymore.

A VERY IMPORTANT NOTE.
A lot of people need to observe this before I lose my mind.

YOUR means belonging to 'you'
YOU'RE
is an abbreviated version of 'you are'

THEIR means it belonging 'them'
THEY'RE is an abbreviated version of 'they are'

And please take care to not mix up THEN and THAN...
Sequence and comparison.

It often seems that some people have forgotten that grammar matters. I can understand the occasional slip up but some things make me cringe. And spelling... Oh, well, I'll stop before I have an aneurysm.

And for goodness sake, PUT APOSTROPHES IN THE RIGHT PLACE.
They are useful, useful part of grammar but only when used PROPERLY

Magnus snapped his fingers again, menacingly. "Get up."

"Or you'll be the next one to go up in smoke," said Simon with relish.

"There's no need to clarify my finger snap," said Magnus. "The implication was clear in the snap itself."

I recommend reading the Mortal Instruments books by Cassandra Clare. It starts with City of Bones. They're fantastic.

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Swish by lovelyhead reviews
He was her rival, on and off the court. He can get any girl he wants, and she doesn't know how to lose. In a battle of basketball and the heart, Taylor Hampton won't let James Stirling win. Dallington High School never saw this coming.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 120,357 - Reviews: 3500 - Favs: 2,909 - Follows: 1,664 - Updated: 1/6/2016 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Complete
Standing On the Edge by Secretive reviews
Rosaline thought she knew him and what she knew, she hated. But Javier isn't the kind of guy you get to know easily nor is he the kind of guy who is what he seems. He needs her more than she or even he understands. If only she would realize...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 104,142 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 2/4/2007
Tangled by Em Wolf reviews
Attracting, repelling, and colliding; their chemistry, to say the least, was explosive. Strangely enough, it wasn't with Tess's would-be boyfriend, but his asshole of a best friend, who is intent on keeping them apart. REMOVED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 32,923 - Reviews: 1615 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 9/16/2005
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2358 - Favs: 3,533 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Heart Lotion SPF 20 by Vena Cava reviews
The moment Honey Smith sets foot in South Merritt Academy, she unknowingly becomes the target of an unspoken challenge, setting into motion a self-fulfilling prophecy that will forever change the lives of South Merritt’s Elite Five.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 127,124 - Reviews: 2210 - Favs: 1,737 - Follows: 1,939 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 6/6/2008
The Champagne Gang by punkturnedwriter reviews
..."Does that kiss have anything to do with why we're on a train to New York in the middle of the night?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 197,541 - Reviews: 4088 - Favs: 3,473 - Follows: 1,482 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
Taking Down Tanner by i found nemo reviews
Warning: Innocent people were used and manipulated in getting Tanner Williams to fall madly in love with Samantha Goldstein. You know what they say - don't play games with a girl who can play better. Too bad no one told Sam the rules were changing...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,557 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Complete
House of Cards by Em Wolf reviews
Sequel to 30 Days. Things have gotten complicated. As Layla prepares to accept the reins of her father's vast empire, maintaining a relationship with a wanted fugitive may prove to be just as difficult.REMOVED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008
The Raccoon Wars by McQuinn reviews
REMOVED She's your "ordinary" teenager and he's the school's new psychotic jackass. They both live to kill and kill to live...kind of. But you know it's love when it's midnight and they're together, mixing a cyanide solution by candlelight.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 8/28/2006
Rewrite: Tough Guy and Teacher's Pet by Impersonating Sugar reviews
Hers was a tidy world of order and rules. And she hated it. His was one of chaos, of broken curfews, and police chases. And it enthralled her. His attitude? Not so much.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,784 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 11/23/2008
Rocked Like Me by Enigmatic Night reviews
I may be somewhat strange, but he's got arrogance down to an artform. I may have thrown a rock at his car, but it's no excuse to concoct a plan to kill me. Honestly, who does he think he is? The nerve of some people. Course language, you've been warned.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 166,623 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 1,451 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
Our Society by Solirina reviews
The common problems with our way of thinking.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
Live the Moment by Savella reviews
I never dream ahead in life: I just live for the moment. A moment given by God just for us.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Complete
Once Upon a Time by Tetelestai reviews
They met at the age of four. He looked at her with a frown, dark eyes narrowing. “Your hair is stupid like that,” he loftily informed her, flicking one of her pigtails disdainfully. “Yeah, well you're shorter than me... shorter than a girl," she retorted.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Complete