I Cannot Write A Poem
by Duck Life reviews
I wrote this for a school talent show. The truth is I really like to write poetry.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Complete
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Ohn Qurakk reviews
If you like zany things with no point, you might like this.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2011
True Horror reviews
A collection of short horror stories, like an anthology. Rated T for graphic violence. Please read the note at the beginning of the first chapter.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/10/2010
The exploits of a serial killer. Rated M for graphically described and sadistic violence
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009
Revenge is Justice: Earthbound reviews
When an alien man's family is killed he sets off for Revenge. He has many unexpected surprises on the journey to avenge his family. Rated T for violence.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,534 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 3/27/2009
Unidentified Creature reviews
Childs MacReady encounters the unknown while he visits his family in a small Montana town in this tribute to "The Thing". My first horror, not without my humor. T for violence.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009
The Bandit Brothers reviews
A spin-off of The Grey Funeral home. Funny and with lots of my agenda thrown in. Rated T for some graphic scenes, minor sexual content, and politically incorrectness.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,753 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008
The Grey Funeral Home reviews
Rick, Tony, Mark, and Winston Grey run a funeral home, and when tragedy strikes, must travel across country to see their mother. A dark comedy. Rated T for some disturbing but comical scenes and minor sexual content.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,056 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 9/4/2008
So I'm a Nerd reviews
A rap song about games.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Complete