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Hi, My Name is Emily. You can call me Em, or Lee, or Emma. But don't EVERcall me Emmy. 'Cause if you do, I'll rip out your intestines and use them for a jump rope. It sounds girly to me. Im no girly-girl!But anyways, I am 13 years old. I'm originally from Spotsylvania, Virginia. But I moved to Mineral, Virginia during the summer of 2007. So everything is kinda' new. I have an over active imagination, which helps me write stories. I only written like 2 because I'm new to the site. I have 4 stories on FanFiction.net. They aren't very good, but still it's nice for people to read them.
My Favorite shows are:
The Jonas Brothers
Pink (not the artist but the color
My favorite artists:
Fall out boy
Plain white t's
Three days grace
My Chemical Romance
My Favorite songs:
I Don't Love You~My Chemical Romance
I'm Not Okay~My Chemical Romance
And just about every other song on The Black Parade album.
And a little on the Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge album.
Random saying made by people i copy off of.(hey, im not going to lie about what i do.)
98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels with cream cheese or just plain.
If you are called 'weird' at least 5 times a day, post this in your profile
if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you could read that put it in your profile!"If Math is mathematical, and quizzes are quizical, what are tests?" - Again that is from Tuatuara peoples.
"The one thing worse than a boy that hates you: a boy that loves you."
"I don't lie. I fib in big portions."
"Perfect men are only fictional."
"My knight in shining armor turned out to be just a loser in aluminum foil" –My favorite saying ever!
"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them more!"
"Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying you can't fire me, I quit."
"On my arms are scars; those scars bear silent screams for help; those scars bear beloved poems of heart break; those scars bear your name, over and over again with a broken heart beside it"love this saying, its b.e.a.utiful!
My life has gone from bad, to worse, to a little bit better, then it just fell off the damn cliff.
You know what? Go play in traffic!
Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up!
Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, Love to forgive him, And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN!
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good-looking man?
A: a rumor
IF CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES ARE MORE AWESOME THAN ANYTHING, COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I'm going to make you the happiest woman alive!" The woman replies "I'll miss you...haha! Just kidding!!"
A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say "Its because your gay ain't it, and you already have a boyfriend...?"
When you're in jail a friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying "damn that was fun! If we ever get out, wanna do it again!?"
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
It's not until you're broken that you know what you're made of.
You don't die of a broken heart... you only wish you did.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut the hell up.
Part of my becoming? Congratulations. You're part of my becoming pissed off!
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost
Please if you would,
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
Why can't scientists do something productive, like cure cancer or something, and no, killing everyone who has cancer does not count as a cure!
You know you live in 2008 when...
1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.
2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were too busy to notice number five.
10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
Yes I am crazy but i find it making me differ from the average girl. I'm not so crazy that I'm in a straight jacket, but you know what i mean, right?
If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile
If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profil(I'm so with that group!)
My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cant see,must be stupid, I must be bad,
What else could have made My daddy so mad
I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me
I can't speak at all I can't do a thing wrong
Or else I'm locked All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark My folks aren't home
When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just get one whipping tonight.
Don't make a sound! I just heard a car
My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar
I hear him curse My name he calls
I press myself Against the wall
I try and hide From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault That he suffers at work
He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more,I finally get free And I run for the door
He's already locked it And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken
"I'm sorry!", I scream But its was much too late
His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate
The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor
My name is Sarah And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.
If you think that child abuse is wrong and should be stopped, copy and paste this poem into your profile.
Don't steal. The government hates the competition.
Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to.
The world is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.
If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.Then kill them for calling bossy!TAKE THAT JERKS!!
Never underestimate the stupidity of guys in large groups.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If I asked for your opinion, I'd take the tape off your mouth.
Don’t mess with me I've got a stick! Back up!
Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
I thought I was stupid, before I met y'all!
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes funny. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?
Two wrongs don't make a right, but one right and one left make a light.
Don't hate yourself in the morning,sleep till noon, then hate yourself at 12:00 Pm!!
PINK BUNNIES OF DOOM!!
Copy the bunny to your presentation to help him achieve world domination,
Your One and Only Wish
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
"Friends are Gods way of apologizing to us for our families"- quote page. "
"Everyone knows the best way to convince someone you're not lying to them, is to tell them you are." - Shawn Spencer says it in the TV show Psych.
Try Reading This:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
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