Hi. My name is TJ, also known as Master Wayne to my Uncle Robert. I love Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, and The Golden Compass.

All I would LOVE to thank my mentor and my mother, Miss Gracie, who is like flippin' amaZING.

You really should check out her fanfiction account: www.fanfiction.net/~xgraciex

And her deviantArt:

See, I have a rather intersting family. I'm the third oldest of 18 children. My father is a butt who never actually married my mother. They got together on the Scooby-Doo ride at Six Flags. Sixteen times. He left my mum, but he's the father of all my siblings. Even the ones who came around only a month or so ago. Don't see how that works, but it just does. My mother was adopted into my Uncle Robert's family when she was forteen years old. But my father was also Uncle Robert's step-brother. My mother and Uncle Robert were married for a month or so all while he was seeing another woman, Isabelle. So my mother was cheating on my father with her brother aka his step-brother, Uncle Robert was cheating on her with Isabelle, and my mother was cheating on him with Alexander. Alexander was cheating on his fiance, Victoria, with my mother. Then this girl named Amanda comes along who is a friend of my father's and the cousin of my mother, and Uncle Robert leaves my mother for her. They wed, and soon enough, my mother marries a friend of Uncle Robert's, whose name is Matthew. It was a arranged marriage. Matthew ended the marriage with my mother because he knew that she did not love him back. My mother then married her dear friend Sameen, but Sameen isn't around much. I know that deep down my father does not hate my mother like he claims he does. My mother always hoped that he would come back to her, but he never has because he is a coward and will not admit his true feelings: that he was deeply hurt and still cares for her. After a terrible invitation, my mother is currently furious at my father, and if he was smart (which he is not) he would know that. The moment the cruel words left his lips, he knew he had gone too far and there was fire in my mother's eyes that could easily kill you. So currently, my mother is married to her friend and secretly seeing Alexander, who is having "happy time" with his fiance, Uncle Robert is married to my Aunt Amanda, and as for my father, we don't hear much from him. But he's leaving the state to be with a instert profanity here. And he's a major butt. The end... or not. So Alexander the Great broke it off with his fiance because she was being an annoy person, and then Alex is now flying solo and loving it. My Aunt Julian is now hooking up with my Uncle Robert which makes my mother sick every time she sees them together, and Aunt Amanda is upset with Uncle Robert, but they're still together. I also found out that I now have an adopted brother named Joe who was originally my cousin, but Uncle Robert couldn't take care of him, so he gave him to my mother to watch over. And I have another brother who originally was married to my mother, Matthew. But the biggest news is that I now have a stepfather named Zachariah who now has a reason for Matt to call him Daddy.