Author has written 17 stories for General, Fantasy, Humor, Love, Romance, and Biography.
PerfectDisaster22 Is AKA'd As: Roxie. Or Red.
On FF.N, PerfectDisaster22 is AKA'd As: PerfectDisaster22. Imagine that.
Age: Old enough.
Sex: La Femme Fatale.
Physical Location: Here.
Mental Location: Strangeland.
Spends Her Nights Being: the Jesus of Suburbia [aka'd as the Peacemaker] and Queen of Arcadia.
Spends Her Nights As Far As The Man Need Know: Working in theatre and procrastinating by writing fanfiction.
Members Of Her Harem Include: Billie Joe Armstrong. M Shadows. The Rev [he's not dead, he ran away and is never coming back. And when he comes back he's gonna be the Knifemaster]. Armatage Shanks [shut up, I can be obsessed with a character of my own creation]. Draco Malfoy. SyFy Hatter. Lord Vaughn. Viktor Krum. Jayne Cobb. Todd in the Shadows. Kellan Lutz. Touchstone. Dan O'Brien. Johnny Depp. Jareth, Goblin King. Hawkeye. Robert Downey, Jr. Jaune Arc.
Obsessions: Green Day. Avenged Sevenfold. Harry Potter. The Pink Carnation series. The Abhorsen trilogy. Iron Man (movieverse). RWBY. Sharpies. Post-Its. Tea. Chai. Youtube. Swivel Chairs. Exercise Balls. Watches. The 40s. Ridiculous Names (Sebastian, Maximillian, Amelia, etc). Deadliest Warrior. Sparkly Things.
THE PROMISE I VOW NEVER TO BREAK
Warning: This is my soapbox. You have been warned.
I swear on everything I hold dear, holy and sacred to never, EVER beg for reviews. I am not one of those writers who says, "Give me x amount of reviews before I post another chapter." Yeah, I love hearing from my readers and try to respond to every review I get, but I don't write stories just to get reviews. I write for the love of it, and I post to share my work. Reviews are the icing on the cake, not the goal. Yes, I will sometimes mention that if you have questions to please contact me, but I will never beg you for a review. Quite honestly, I find it incredibly irritating, off-putting, and juvenile when writers beg for reviews with every chapter they upload- it reminds me of a badly behaved dog begging for table scraps. If you'd like to leave me a review, please do and thank you very much, but I will never demand that you do so.
Mood: Content. Productive.
The Mental IPod Is Playing: Waltz of the Flowers, Tchaikovsky.
Updates: Posted a new chapter of Tales! Wherein we explore five times Jimmy and Whatsername almost killed each other, and one time they didn't. J and W are really hard for me to write, so I hope you like it. Rox and Shanks are my love story; J and W are my explosion. Also posted a new Joey and Ava one-shot. It's a novelized rendition of the RP Megan and I wrote to explain how Joey and Ava finally entered into a defined, committed relationship. It's always been one of the RPs I'm most proud of.