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Hello, I'm EvilSeaHorsey.

I love to read. Enough said.

Facts to soothe the curiosity;

I am Canadian, contrary to popular belief I rarely say 'eh'.
I have my lip, industrial, and belly button pierced.
I also have three tattoo's.
I love Iced Tea.
My favourite Starbucks drink is a vanilla bean frappuccino, but I'm not a hipster, I swear.
My favourite colour is electric blue.
I'm incredibly moody.
I love reading, but writing is my passion.
I'm a fictionpress NOOB.
I'm nice.
I'm lenient and mature.
My phones name is now Larry, Maurice died.
I'm very opinionated, and I'm stubborn.
I don't like supremely poor grammar.
I enjoy stories with some-what happy endings. Pointless deaths just ruin my life.
I like me a hearty dose of romance.

Fiction Press Addictions

These authors have kept me on the edge of my seat, IN tears, and up sometimes, til 4 in the morning.
I absoloutly love all of these stories and read them all the time.
Excellent writing. Amazing authors. Incredible people.

All Of Her Stories
Comment: Absoloutly by far, the best author I've had the pleasure of reading.

Once Upon A One Night Stand
Comment: The most amazing combination of one night stands, the past, and forgiveness. This story will have you on your ass laughing, and even taking pauses to cry. That might just be me.. but I love this story!

Penelope P;
Sleeping With The Enemy
Comment: I absolutly fell in love with the characters and the way this story was written. An unforgettable romance sure to have you on the edge of your seat, or in Joss's shoes. Go Cole! Love love love this story.

Rough Petals
Comment: I love this sequel, usually I'm not a sequel fan, cause they suck bum. But I lurve this one. Really, check her out, Penny is amazing.

Little Less Obvious
Comment: Just.. wow. I cried so much at this story.
An absolutly heart-stopping highschool romance. You can literally feel your heart drop in your feet in some chapters, and beam in others. Wow.

Being Jamie Baker
Comment: Holy crap. This is probably the best super-hero story of all time. Well, aside from Batman, cause he's the shit. I really love this story its
incredibly cute. You'd like it, perhaps.

Ghetto Gospel
Comment: It really doesn't matter if you're black or white, but this story is mindblowing. Seriously. Check it out.

Vena Cava;
Heart Lotion SPF 20
Comment: Its not finished yet, but so far? I love it. When don't I love stories. I know. But holy bajeezus.

Just Friends
Comment: One of the best Slash's I have ever read. To match my review. 'Phenominal.'

Private Lives, Public Property
Comment: An amazing combination of trust, love, sports, lies, and dealing with the past. Oh, and the papparazzi.

Comment: A heart stopping romance that'll have you cheering for Taylor and James the whole way. Currently waiting for the smelly bum to update :( just kidding, I love you, take your time :)

Hate To Hope;
Comment: It all started with a lick. And I favourited this story.

Against All Odds
Comment: Wow, I never thought I'd like those odds when I first started reading. But I can't get enough of this story. Seriously, go for it, it's adorable.

Raised By Wolves
Comment: Amazing, amazing, amazing, go look.

Ava E. Lin;
The Patheion
Comment: Funny, witty, oddly charming.

Tatiana Moore;
A Starter Boyfriend
Comment: A much more feminine version of The 40 Year Old Virgin, many laughs.

Hostile Kisses
Comment: An excellent mix of drama, romance, mystery, excitement, and most of all hostility. She's currently trying to publish it, but holy shite was it good.

Breaking Brian Deacon
Comment: Its not finished. But holy hell does it have me on the end of my stool. My chair broke. Sue me. READ IT NOW.

Don't Make A Scene,
Comment:An adorable highschool romance that has you in more shoes than you can count.

Queen Of Glass
Comment: Extremely well written, the mother of all fairy tales.

Skinny Dipping with Grove Murray
Comment: A humourus twist on 'going for it'.

Sebastian Bear: Invisible Pervert
Comment: A story that kept me up from 10am one day til 6 am the next, reading and reading and reading. Absolutly fricken amazing. Makes me wish I had my own Sebastian.

The V Word
Comment: A vampire story legend.

Rough Draft
Comment: Now personally, I love stories with the Mafia in them, I find it sexy. I'm a freak. I know. But really, this story rocks my world, read it in a day, holy shit, love it too.

And Then She Met the Presidents Son
Comment: Awe. I really do love this story, a real keeper in the favourites if you like the whole, tall dark and handsome type. Especially if he's a total ass one minute, then a shweetie the next.

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A Black Cat's Path by L'Archange reviews
Little did Cassandra know that the injured cat she'd nursed back to health was anything but helpless; by her hands a most powerful, evil being would be released and it becomes painfully clear to her that he's bent on repaying her on his own selfish terms.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 1338 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 1,027 - Updated: 11/24/2017 - Published: 7/23/2008
The Folly of a Monster Love by alias h. anonymous reviews
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,860 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 1/5/2015 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Private Lives, Public Property by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
It's not easy to pretend you're in love for the sake of teenagers and housewives across the country but top footballer Lucas Goodspeed and shy, romantic Isobel Saunders soon discover that convincing themselves that they're not in love might be even harder. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 7,974 - Reviews: 3193 - Favs: 3,399 - Follows: 1,422 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Horrorscape by candid reviews
Val receives a calling card from a very handsome, very dangerous boy who wants to 'play' with her. It's a game without rules, logic, or consequence. And he'll stop at nothing to claim her as his... even if it means destroying them both. REMOVED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,241 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 8/13/2007
Heart Lotion SPF 20 by Vena Cava reviews
The moment Honey Smith sets foot in South Merritt Academy, she unknowingly becomes the target of an unspoken challenge, setting into motion a self-fulfilling prophecy that will forever change the lives of South Merritt’s Elite Five.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 127,124 - Reviews: 2210 - Favs: 1,737 - Follows: 1,937 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 6/6/2008
A Wolf's Pride by Jennyt82 reviews
Life should be simple after a wolf finds his mate. For Ryan, this isn't true. Chloe doesn't believe he exists and seems to hate him more with every move he makes. What's a wolf in love to do but prove that she belongs in his arms forever?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 66,752 - Reviews: 2654 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Complete
The Contract by Bleeding Air reviews
REMOVED Katlyn, teased and made fun of all her life, meets a strange boy in a cafe. He offers her five wishes in return for herself, but as her wishes progress, they aren't what she expected. Now the boy owns her and worse yet; how will she get out of it?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 9,225 - Reviews: 1795 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 5/15/2004 - Complete
Intrigue At The Crowned Jewel by IceraMyst reviews
Here at the Jewel, we offer you beautiful men with split personalities, mind-reading courtesans, betrayal of the highest order, dragons, unicorns, ill-fated romance, and more magic than you can shake a stick at. What more could you want? Slash.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 279,442 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Complete
Rough Petals by Penelope P reviews
So was it a really big deal that I was getting paid for sex? It was a huge misunderstanding. And so what if that letter finally arrived which made my stomach roll. I would have handled it. It's his fault he made my life even more complicated.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,873 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
For All Waters by Sirivinda reviews
MM Original slash. Sebastian is living a perfectly hedonistic, worriless life as a student. But when he meets married father of one, Antonio, everything suddenly gets so complicated. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 112,975 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Complete
One Way Out reviews
Emma always thought one night stands with Cameron were a routine thing for her, and would never change. But after making a bet of never meeting at least one other guy that she doesn’t repulse, Emma finds herself losing the bet, and falling in love.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2009