As daughter of a man in charge of the CIA, Gemma knew her father was overprotective. She just never thought he would assign a man she couldn't stand to be her bodyguard under the rouse of a fake marriage. (Formerly known as STUMBLE)

She hated his aristocratic air. He hated her enigmatic persona. They were on the opposite ends of the spectrum and yet with one common need, they agreed to a marriage. With such split personalities, they united under a white flag for now. SKoW Winner! REMOVED

You all know the whole bet cliche. Well, this is me, and I kinda sorta maybe already know about said bet, and am playing along with it to give the guy a taste of his own medicine. Warning: Slight chance I might fall for the guy and my plan will be foiled.

All I had been trying to do was change into my bathing suit, and somehow I ended up sprawled across some guy, my lips fused with his. At least he had the courtesy to not fling me off himself in COMPLETE!

written 2007

Katie was happy with her typical existence. Then, someone snaps her picture with the hottest-bachelor-under-25 and her life becomes a whirlwind of charity functions, fancy dinners, and...coming out parties... are you serious?

Emma, oblivious to her father's mafia, is kidnapped by Andrew, whom just happens to be the son of the rival mafia's leader. He also just happens to be incredibly gorgeous, sexy, and the person who holds her life and possibly her heart in his hands.

Izzy was trying to seduce her boyfriend, not the guy who had mysteriously ended up in her apartment claiming to be a pirate from the eighteenth century. Could the night get any worse?

I watch him unnoticed in my classes, but i couldn't have him, no girl could. And no, he isn't gay or anything, he's just dedicated...and hot. Me? I'm a regular, shy girl he didn't notice...until now. COMPLETE! SEQUEL IS UP!

Complete After a rather hideous break up with her boyfriend due to her inability to 'put out', Talia bullies her brother's best friend into teaching her the complexities of a 'full' relationship. Turns out uni courses have nothing on life lessons! **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**

It's not easy to pretend you're in love for the sake of teenagers and housewives across the country but top footballer Lucas Goodspeed and shy, romantic Isobel Saunders soon discover that convincing themselves that they're not in love might be even harder. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**

It's like we're more than just friends but still less than lovers, you're oh so tough, but I want to be your first weakness. Here we go again with the mixed signals and second thoughts.

Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**

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REMOVED ..."On a scale of 10 to 10, how hot do I look right now?" he wriggled his eyebrows suggestively. I tried not to gag - or jump his bones - as I said sweetly, "Is get the hell away from me before I punch you in the kidneys a choice?"

Okay, so my twin sister started dating the guy I like and her ex-boyfriend wants me to pretend to date him to make her mad. Yeah...um...thats going to be fun...

Julia had no idea how she was going to get over being dumped by her boyfriend of 3 years and Garretson High's God, Dean. But things turn interesting when she decides to get even, and who better with? Dean's mortal ememy, Luke. Could revenge produce love?

I really hate 'Caution, Wet Floor' signs. Why? Because I only realize that the floor is wet AFTER I start to slide at a dangerous speed. This can't be good. R&R.

Neely Donovan isn’t interested in the whole popularity ordeal considering that her twin brother was one of the hottest guys that attended their school. But falling for the most popular guyand her bro's best friend was the last thing on her mind.

Would it be cool to be the child of a Greek God and have the ability to read minds? Reality check: It's not. I just want to be normal...so fake-dating a guy is normal...right? Side Story to Cupid's Granddaughter *Full Summary Inside*

In a fit of sudden heroism, Miriam Porter saved a little girl from certain death. But the girl turned out to be the president's daughter. So now who's going to save Miriam from falling in love with the president's sexy son? Oh, shenanigans...

STORY REMOVED. She began watching him from her window, all because he licked her one night. After desperately trying to think of ways to talk to him again and hopefully get another lick , she learns that he isn't exactly what you'd call... 'normal'.

Sylvia was a nobody, until the school sex god Roy accidentally came into possesion of her underwear. But Roy's worst enemy Sterling is bent on making things even more difficult for the two of them.

Maybe my eyes were directed at him too intently. But I wasn't stalking. Really. He didn't seem to agree with me.

He lifted his hand, my bra dangling off of his index finger.OPEN ME...one word on each cup. His smirk grew as he said, "I don't mind obeying orders."

Complete. Every girl wants to meet the boy who makes her feel light; happy - who makes her feel weightless. I met a boy who made me feel like a ten-ton elephant - too bad he was my only ticket to getting the man of my dreams.

He's the latest addition to town. He came on a red sports car and became a celebrity at school overnight. I was just a girl who was dragged by her stupid friends to spy on him and sell his personal info. I got caught. Why just me? My friends run fast.

He was from another time, quite literally. The stone age to be more specific. He wasn't a ghost, he didn't travel through time. Bam just came into my life, and not in the most sophisticated of ways might I add.

COMPLETE. Sixteen year old Sarah, killed in a hit-and-run, is given the chance to be a guardian angel; she jumps at the prospect. When her first assignment turns out to be the one guy on Earth she couldn't stand, she is less than thrilled.

You've got a girl-Brynn-random and full of attitude. You've got a boy-Brody-who's arrogant and extremely attractive. What happens when they're stuck in a library together? Or so they think? Oh, did I mention they're enemies/ex-best friends? Review please.

..."Why did you run away on Monday, screaming bloody murderer?" He asked me, amusement evident in his eyes. "Because you were going to sell my body parts in Mexico." I grumbled, crossing my arms over my chest defensively. -COMPLETE-

It’s hard to be best friends with the most sought-after guy in school. Especially when he’s the resident playboy. AND you have a massive crush on him. -story told through IMs/texts/notes/phone convos-

EDITING. An ordinary night is transformed into something extraordinary for Delia when a naked guy shows up at her door claiming to be her boyfriend. Earth-shattering revelations are discovered and Delia finds that her life may never be the same anymore.

-"Can I help you?" Why was he giving me that look? Oh. I was hiding in the bushes. Right, that's why. // Sophie doesn't believe in love. Matt, however, does. So he says he can prove love is real, by making her fall for him. Oh boy. DOWN FOR EDITING

REMOVED. There are loads of things out there I'm not exactly fond of. For example: string beans, getting up early, doing homework, and Ryan Bradley. He was number one on my list. And he was trouble.

She's a bleeding heart liberal. He's a jaded Marine. She's the best friend. He's the older brother. She's middle class. He's loaded. And they're sharing the same address. Painfully cliché? You have no idea. SKoW Winner and Runner-up, Round 8.

COMPLETE! When Nessa White is told she only has a few weeks left to live, she panics and gives up her virginity to a guy she meets at a club. What happens when the two meet again a few months later and Nessa is still very much alive?

COMPLETE. I have an odd fear. I fear beautiful men. Luckily there aren't many in the world, but when my class receives a transfer student who is a completely beautiful boy and is assigned to sit next to me...I just might crack.

Emma Lane runs into famous movie star Justin Bailey. One thing leads to another and Emma agrees to pretend to be his girlfriend in order to save his career. Emma is suddenly in the spotlight but she finds she's lonely with a boyfriend who doesn't love her

Leah had gotten pretty good at being invisible. Her older brother Luke, however, decides it is time to rekindle the friendship they once had. And he isn't the only one- his best friend Cameron seems determined to rediscover Leah too. But in what way?

All I wanted was one last peaceful summer before I finished college. Needless to say, I hadn't expected my brother's best friend to climb through my window every night...or that it'd be so hard to turn him away. Judge's Pick for SKOW's Best Cliche Round 7

I stared at him blankly “It would kill you, wouldn’t?” “Kill me to do what?” “To not relate everything to sex” “No” I rolled my eyes, he continued “I don’t relate everything to sex, I just relate everything to us having sex” “Like that’s any better"

A tale about a girl, a boy and their happily ever after. -Removed-

Ocean High is full of egotistical boys and flirty girls, and Essa refuses to acknowledge any of them. However, the one person that manages to get under her skin, is the number one person on her hate list. Creston Montgomery Spencer. COMPLETE. EDITING

[COMPLETE] Let me tell you, if Cinderella had tried on MY shoes for a day, she would have gotten her magic pumpkin kicked from once upon a time to happily ever after. But if the shoe fits...

He's the President of a leading RealEstate company. He's cold, reserved & determined. His success is significant & respected. I just clean up his office, serve him coffee & sort his papers. I'm usually okay with that, but i'm starting to fall in love...

Let's see what happens when punk princess Raiche Marie Celeste meets her complete opposite. And Japanese too. Will she accept being his fiance? Or will this all be just a wild goose chase?

Uh-oh" the little girl said. I looked up and mistletoe hung in the door above us. We glanced at each other and he smiled, the dimple showing in his cheek. "I guess we kinda have to huh?" Christmas Fluff. Mariah Carey's All I want for christmas is you

Taken down.

-"I'm gay." His words tore her heart apart. Tears trickled down her face as she leaned towards him. "Forgive me," she whispered into his ears. Then, she kissed him. :het.oneshot:

Melanie faints in Adam's arms one day. Soon she becomes friends with him and Derek. Things get really crazy when she gets a boyfriend, and their feelings for her aren't so clear. What's a girl to do when she's forced to choose between two guys? COMPLETE

One new girl, an ultra-popular guy, jealous cheerleaders, and wannabe jock friends. Nice combination, right? -Complete-

I did the cliche thing, i fell for my brother's bestfriend. SO SUE ME! But then he leaves the country, leaving behind something he never knew he had. Five years later he's back to claim what is rightfully his and trying to win me back. GREAT JUST GREAT!

Two choices, marry a smart ass, slightly perverted hottie that I hate. Or loose all my money and ties to the rich life. I hate Arranged Marriages and my father that put me into this in the first place!

Edens mum's forcing her to baby-sit the sister of the popular-jerk/hottie in her school. Not only is Eden having to babysit AND hang out with the jerk, but it's all part of their mother's plan to try and set them up together...this might get hell-ish...

Kyra & Amelia both attend an all-girls boarding school. In their previous history, they shared a small kiss that they merely thought to have been a spur of the moment. But that small kiss has ignited passion beyond their understanding. Lesbian Sex/Erotica

Audrey's got a secret. She's in love with her best friend. The bad part? Everyone else does too. One Problem. He's got a girlfriend. When she tells Will that she likes him, everything goes wrong. Now she has to get over him. Can she or will he come around

It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?

Being a damsel in distress isn't nearly as glamorous as it seems...I should know, since my life is the equivalent of a really bad Disney movie. Except I don't have a Genie or a singing lobster to help me win my heart's desire, whatever that is.

Being immortal is nothing to fear my dear. It all started with those words. Those words changed my life. They changed his. They changed my friends lives too and they ended up making me a queen. Read & Review! I know it needs editing. Point out anything!

Carrie, a self-proclaimed book nerd, thought she would spend a quiet summer working at Angelo's, a crazy Italian pizza place. She didn't think a weird guy would come into the restaurant and hit on her - or that he would actually be a spy from Pizza Hut.

...Once upon a time, there was a girl, and there was a boy, and there was the swing set... COMPLETE

She's the ICE QUEEN who hates commitment. He's the unextraordinary bestfriend who just might be in love with her. Too bad she likes him but can't face her feelings. Prepare for teenage partying, devious schemes, lots of jealousy and some making out too!

Read at your own risk ; After recently getting a job offer, she moves back to New York to live with her brother until she gets her own place. Only to find that his roommate is the one person she can't stand.

STORY REMOVED. Meet Rhode, the sad and forgotten Easter Bunny. Next, meet Reval, the unhinged imposter Easter Bunny. And lastly? Meet Sophie. . . the girl caught up in a holiday that isn’t supposed to last THIS long.

“Do you make a habit of crashing into people?” he asked, “ I mean I am good looking, but you didn’t need to fall over yourself to get me to notice you.”

They met at the age of four. He looked at her with a frown, dark eyes narrowing. “Your hair is stupid like that,” he loftily informed her, flicking one of her pigtails disdainfully. “Yeah, well you're shorter than me... shorter than a girl," she retorted.

You Stupid, stupid girl.' he muttered resting his head on mine, 'Why did you make me feel this way about you' I glared up at him 'I can't help it, stupid.'

The classic Boy meets Girl, Boy falls in love with Girl, Girl changes Boy's life forever...

I'm cold. I'm impassive. Thats why hardly anyone would beleive that I'm a...YAOI FANGIRL! And my dream comes true when I find out that two most popular, soughtafter boys are gay. Now they want me to pretend to be their girlfriend? What! Please ReadReview!

“Wait!” Jonathan ran towards me, again. He tripped over thin air and fell, again. He looked up from the ground with a boyish smile. “My horoscope said that if I fell down twice in front of a girl I like, she’ll fall in love with me!” One-shot.

Obsessed by romance stories between royal and commoner, Princess Irene determined to marry a commoner herself. When she thought she had met the perfect commoner, she didn't know that the guy wasn't really the commoner she once thought he was.

[NOW COMPLETE] No human expects to get a job working for Lucifer himself...or falling for him.

I've just been CAPTURED by this guy who says he's a demon, he claims to OWN me, my father just died, I'm being forced to MARRY him, I'm only seventeen, and this is NOT THE TIME FOR THIS TO HAPPEN! But he is sexy...

I am sweet. I am innocent. I never get in trouble. I haven't just met an arrogant pervert who I want to castrate. I am lying.

We were just two ordinary High School students. It's not like we'd never noticed each other before.. It's just that we never talked, until we were forced upon each other of course. COMPLETE!

[COMPLETE! EPILOGUE IS NOW UP!]We all have that song that makes us think of that special person.

Complete! Between the three of us, we were probably connected to everyone in our year group and helped people meet the men or women of their dreams. But then one dream turned into a nightmare when I realised I'd fallen in love with the target…

.FIN. I was starting to think he was my bad luck charm. After all, it was no coincidence that I embarrassed myself every time I saw him. Just throw in bookstores, sisters, best friends, blind dates, and dentists, and you’ve got my newly complicated life.

I couldn't like him. He was Dean Peters. THE most popular guy in school aswell my best friend. I couldn't like him. So what If my heart sped up everytime he looked at me. Besides even If I did like him it didn't mean he would like me too ..Right?

COMPLETE. She's new in the city, desperately looking for a job. When a strange offer from the most mysterious boy she had ever met comes, she knows she shouldn't accept, but she does. What she doesn't know is that her life is about to change completely.

My boyfriend dumped me for my bestfriend. I was pissed, so I went to the movies. He chucked popcorn at me. I chucked a hissy fit at him. Guess who's the new it guy in school, and my brother's new best friend? You guessed it! HIM! Kill me now please.

A loner moves to a new town that is way to small for her tastes, but then she meets three of the greatest people on the planet in her eyes. One of which happens to be extremely cute.But what happens when a snobby twit moves in and stirs things up?Complete

COMPLETE!A school duty: to write secret love letters to one of our classmates for a month. Jack Hamilton: the popular, rich and spoiled boy from my class who makes my life impossible. Destiny is playing with me.. how will this end up?

Trent and Sophie have known and hated each other most of their lives. Will a weekend reveal their true feelings? COMPLETE!

He’s perceived as a spoiled rich kid that always gets what he wants. She’s seen as a cynical loner with an anger issue. But neither are truly what they seem what happens when they begin to notice this? What happens when he “buys” her for a week?

He’d left behind what he’d once considered his most prized possession…now tattered and torn, battered and bruised and broken, unsafe and utterly beaten…me.

An old and bad cliched story. Read Tangled Love Life, which is a revised version of this story.

Meet Liz Rush, second among five sisters and crazy girl extraordinary. Meet Will Daniels, rich boy and annoying person extraordinary. Girl Meets Boy and they hate each other guts. Or do they? Loosely based on P&P