Remember when all you could get form the opposite sex was cooties? When daddy was your hero and mommy was your best friend. When your worst enemies were you teachers or siblings. When the only drug you knew was cough medicine and you thought it was icky. When a girl wore a skirt didn’t have to be a slut, and the only thing that smoked were the tires on your bike. When rock, paper, scissors, could solve every problem. When the only thing that hurt was skinned knees, and the only thing you had to worry about breaking was your favorite toy. Remember wanting to being a grown up so bad? Now I wished I hadn’t.--im_me_not_you()
Hey this is my profile. As you can see i don't write any stories,my best-friend greywings2 does though(and her stories are really good so go read them!)so,but i have a bunch of favorites and these people are really good at writing and the stories are also really good. Especially if you like yaoi cause if you do then you have come to the right place,but if you don't then you might want to turn away right now. Anyway enjoy my favorites and maybe someday I'll write a couple of stories myself.
Thank you for visting and reading my boring monolouge speech =)
Read These inspirational quotes and sayings.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Takahane, Fire Thief, Sarah303,Thank you people who are nice,AfterDarkHours, OneDreamADay, BleachBox Romance,lightangel123
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile and add your name to the list: OneDreamADay, BleachBox Romance,lightangel123
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese,Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly,VOLVO S60R, LoveMeForeverORLoveMeNever, EdwardEclipse,lightangel123
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your arse off.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile
Quotes:Funny and/or serious
"when the rich rage war it's the poor who die"
"when life gives you lemons, you throw them at mean people and hope it gets them in the eyes"
"for all the reasons sarah was going to hell this one was her favorite"
"yaoi is a sin" said god "shit" said the dead person
"Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door..."
"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country."
"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target."
"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."
"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up."
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
"Come to the dark side we have cookies"
"Come to the dark side we have yaoi"
"By taking revenge, a man is but even with his enemy; but in passing over it, he is superior." –Francis Bacon
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
"The line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?" - Aleksandr I. Solzhenitsyn.
The perfect murder, an icicle; because ice always melts away..."
"When walking down the road of life; hitchhike it's much faster."
"Drop the magic wand and step away from the unicorn!"
"Peace is just the silent war"
"Only when we are no longer afraid do we begin to live"by-Dorothy Thompson
"To many people are thinking of security not opportunity.They seem to be more afarid of life than death"-by James F. Bymes
"Life is to be lived,not controlled,and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat"-by Ralph Ellison
"Throughout our lives,the heart is marked by many scars. The deepest scar of all,however,is that of regret"by ChaoticReverie
"Socitey tell you how to live and tells you what you to do,so the only place where you are totally free from evrything is the one place that you fear the most...death"-by Me
"No matter how many times there wipped out,we can always plant the flowers again"-by Kira Yammato(Gundon Seed Destiny)Sequal to Gundom Seed
"All things that seem harmless...Are not what they seem."
"It's all fun and games until someone gets killed...Then it's a nightmare."-Me.
"Even if your friend tells you to, never separate. Because something very bad will happen."-Me.
"Never speak too soon..If you do, it'll always be jinxed."-Me.
"Twas the Nightmare before Christmas, and all through the house. Every creature was stirring...Even the Perfect little mouse."-Me...I thought I'd do a play on words. Haha. I'm a looser.
"As that famous guy once said, 'Keep your friends close, keep your enemies closer.' But, when it comes to a murderer, stay far, far away."-Me.
"Peoplewill do anything to win. Even kill."-Me.
"Hello and welcome to Hell. Don't touch the flames; they will burn you."-Me. Whoot.
"Young children are very impressionable."-Me.
"I have nothing to fear except fear itself...And when I faced that, I surely had nothing to fear at all. For what is more terrifying than fear? Fear is deadly; fear is irrational. Most of all? Fear is unhealthy. So I have nothing to fear."-Me.
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense
"When life gives you lemons, throw them back and tell the world to make its own damn lemonade/ make apple juice and let everyone wounder how".- my friends
"Are you taking stupid pills?"-me
"You know how on one of the packs of pads it says 'have a happy period'? well the person who came up with that was an idiot, what women in their right mind would be happy about her period? Instead they should put something like ' If people don't stop useing petrolium for everthing we're going to burn the O-Zone layer up and our brains will fry then ooz out our ears'?"- my friend Venessa
"Who sprinkled crack in your cereal this morning?"- I don't know
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.
“Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference.” –Robert Frost
"The Best index into a person's character is (a) how he treats people who can't do him any good, and (b) how he treats people who can't fight him back." Abigail Van Buren
"Stubborness does have its helpful features. You always know what you are going to be thinking tomorrow" Glen Beaman
"Death is forever...and does forever have a life to call its own?" Billie Joe Green Day
"Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps; for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are, and what they ought to be." William Hazlitt
"Revenge is barren of itself: it is the dreadful food it feeds on; its delight is murder, and its end is despair." Friedrich Schiller
"Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts." Finley Peter Dunne
"Speak when you are angry, and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret." Laurence J. Peter
"There is no greater tragedy like the death of a child. Things never go back to the way they were" Dwight David Eisenhower
"Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better." Samuel Beckett
" Oh, my friend, it's not what they take away from you that counts. It's what you do with what you have left." William Cowper
"In the long run we are all dead." John Maynard Kaynes
" I know what I must do, it's just...I'm afraid to do it."
"I'm not afraid to die; I just don't want to be there when it happens." Woody Allen
"You can't run from trouble; ain't no place that far away." Splash Moutian: Disney World
"Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood." -Madam Marie Curie
"If you don't feel the need to change the world, you never seen a child suffer then ask you why they had to." -Spakableeder
You know when you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
Today I found out
The paper proclaimed
And then I heard my family had left
And my bike was stolen
And after this I gave a shrug
“As usual, a knife wielding maniac has shown us the way.” -Bart, The Simpsons
Sympathy by Paul Laurence Dunbar
I know what the caged bird feels, alas!
I know why the caged bird beats his wing
I know why the caged bird sings, ah me,
“There’s a game you play, when you enter as a genius and finish as an idiot. It’s called ‘Simon’.” -- Dane Cook
"Never argue with an idiot, for they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."~Unknown
"Falling in love is the beginning of all wisdom, all sympathy, all compassion, all art, all religion; and in its larger sense is the one thing in life worth doing."-- Elbert Hubbard
Naruto for Rokudaime Hokage! If you also want Naruto to succeed Tsunade as the next Hokage, then copy and paste this to your profile page, and add your name to the list! Help Naruto achieve his dream!: KinKitsune01, Takaiteishu Naruto, TheOtaku Akatsuki, Kaira-chan15, lightangel123
If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.
If people who have sticks stuck so far up their asses that they they can never pull them out again tick you off to no end, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile and add your name: Snowfirexoxo, FlameRisingSucks101, Sparrowflight, Sapphirepaw, hxcb, SilverwingedShadow, Meepisms, FerretMan (ANIMALS RULE), death-on-arrival, Kaira-chan15, lightangel123
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The fires of hate compressed within the heart/Burn fiercer and will break out at last in flame. - Corneille, El Cid
“Darkness is only driven out with light, not more darkness.” –Martin Luthur King Jr.
If you hate the parings Itasaku, sasusaku, gaasaku, COPY THIS
If you hate reading, watching Sakura hit Naruto/Sai, COPY THIS
If you agree with Sai that Sakura is ugly, COPY THIS
If you think Sakura is the worst character in the Naruto series, COPY THIS
If you just hate her, COPY THIS
I'm emo so I must cut my wrists
If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
I think people should read this if they HATE child abusing. If you HATE child abusing like me copy and paste this to your profile.
My name is Sarah
I am but three
My eyes are swollen
I cannot se
I must be stupid
I must be bad
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
“First Law of Temporal Mortality: ‘Good Guys’ and ‘Bad Guys’ both die in one of two ways. Either so quick they don’t even see it coming, OR it’s a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.” -- The Forty Six Laws of Anime, Darrin Bright & Ryan Shellito
Feelings are not supposed to be logical. Dangerous is the man who has rationalized his emotions. –David Borenstein
"Between a fellow who is stupid and honest and one who is smart and crooked, I will take the first. I won’t get much out of him, but with that other guy I can’t keep what I’ve got."-Gen Lewis B Hershey
"He who fears something gives it power over him." (Moorish proverb)
"You know you should get some sleep when the sheep you're counting start to hit the fence." -- Duo Maxwell
"If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?" -- no source
"Strangers have the best candy." -- Duo Maxwell
"Keep smiling, it makes everyone wonder what you're up to." -- Naruto Uzumaki
"Don't move a muscle…" his eyes swept over the brunette's bulging jeans "…especially not that one. I'll be back in a minute." -- Draco Malfoy
There stood a scarecrow a few feet away from them. "Look, It's your father, Kakuzu!" -- Hidan
“Because when somebody really loves you, they love you the way you are no matter what.” on account of MoondropFlower
“Love is strange.
Love is hopeless.”
-Doomed Love by Virgil
“There’re so many obstacles it’s unbeliev- I CAN’T TOUCH THAT RED POT!?” -- AVGN on the Silver Surfer
“Even child molesters have friends! Granted…they’re also child molesters but they go out for lunch…or something.”-- American Dad
If you love the rain, copy this to your profile.
If you love to burn things, copy this to your profile.
you heard your name be called but no one is there.
you hear your name be called and no one was even talking to you.
all of a sudden you become sad, a darkness covers your heart, you want to do something to get rid of it and everyone around you is a sleep or do something else.
Only love and time can even heal the deepest wounds.
Time reveals all and but history is to remember it all.
Olny when you froget the dead they are truely dead in your heart.
Complaining gets you no where...maybe death. Only doing something about gets you somewhere.
Hate so far, father than life but so can love.
Tears aren't a sign of weakness but of strengh, of being human(SSH Yin Neko-Hime wrote all of these things)
"Where a blood relation sobs, an intimate friend should choke up, a distant acquaintance should sigh, a stranger should mearly fumble sympathetically with his handkerchief." Mark Twain
"Accept that all of us can be hurt, that all of us can--and surely will at times--fail. I think we should follow a simple rule: if we can take the worst, take the risk." Dr. Joyce
"Where so many hours have been spent in convincing myself that I am alright, is there not some reason to fear I may be wrong." Jane Austen
" An optimist thinks this is the best of all worlds. A pessimist fears he same may be true" Doug Larson--
"Confront your fears, list them, get to know them, and only then will you be able to put hem aside and move ahead." Jerry Gillies
"There is so much good in the worst of us, and so much bad in the best of us, that it behooves all of us not to talk about the rest of us." Robert Stevenson
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai ChOpstIcKsXOXO, RadicalEd57, Fierygirl0,lightangel123
If you're addicted to anime,copy & paste this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed. -Carl Jung (1875-1961)
When dealing with people, let us remember we are not dealing with creatures of logic. We are dealing with creatures of emotion, creatures bustling with prejudices and motivated by pride and vanity.- Dale Carnegie