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Joined 05-23-08, id: 613232, Profile Updated: 09-23-08
Author has written 2 stories for Young Adult, and Fantasy.

Name: unknown to all...well some people do know it but it's NOT Rebekah

Age: somewhere between 13 and 100

Location: a little place that isn't in Britain

Favourite genre: fantasy

You know you live in 2008 when...

1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a
screen name or my space

4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing
the buttons on the TV

6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Want your computer to speed up...Press Alt + F4...It's amazing

If you fell for that don't hate me...

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Fantasy Novel reviews
Beth Goose had a normal life until her mother made her move to her father's log cabin. There she makes she strangest of friends and discoveries. A parody of many fantasy things.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2008
The Mystery Of The Knife reviews
A story I did in English class. It's a short story. I did not choose the title or the opening sentence. It's a story of a girl who kills her younger sister and has to hide the body in her attic. rated k plus because of the amount of blood.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Complete