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Joined 05-27-08, id: 613868, Profile Updated: 11-02-09
Author has written 14 stories for Action, Historical, and War.

Well now. I'm sure you'd like to know a bit more about me, or you wouldn't be here, right?

Just a short bio then.

Name: Just call me "The Lone Ranger" or something.

Age: 14? Thereabouts, go figure.

-I adore history.
-I’m very pessimistic.
-I’m very sarcastic.
-I love writing.
-I love to break rules.
-I hate pink.
-I think I’m too modest for my own good.
-I’m the fastest typist I know.
-I’ve got too many nicknames.
- I’m very old at heart (I watch movies made in the 1960s-70s, I listen to all the oldies, I’ve no idea about technical jargon, etc.)

Favourite people:

Winston Churchill, Richard Winters, George Patton, FDR, James Gavin, Maxwell Taylor, John Frost, Adolf Hitler (not in a good way), Dwight D. Eisenhower, and a whole lot of others whose names I've either forgotten or don't know.

Favourite Quotes:

(Now, let's see. I've got about 19 pages of these, but I'm only going to put up a few, so don't worry.)

"NUTS!"

-General Anthony McAuliffe

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."

-General George Patton

"Show me a man who will jump out of an airplane, and I'll show you a man who'll fight."

-General James Gavin

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et cetera by king of confidence
WWII: No matter which country they fought for, they were humans. Not heroes, not monsters. They were soldiers, and they were forgotten.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,053 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Complete
A Love of Epic Proportions by antigonelives reviews
The one thing your history professors never wanted you to know about mediaeval rulers... bwahahahahahaha! Not meant for the sane.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
The Excellence of Execution by L'acteur reviews
A short story involving Hitler and a most mysterious prisoner he executes. [Note: I spelled Hitler's first name wrong in this story. I used a 'ph' instead of an 'f.' Since I don't want to have to re-upload it, please, live with it. :-)]
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/12/2001
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Soldier Boy reviews
Thoughts of a soldier in World War One. Or at least how I would have thought if I had been there. Sorry about the lousy summary. Please read and review!
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Complete
Smile reviews
This is the story of a dumb detective and a schizophrenic slayer. If you want to know more, do read the story. I'm not very good with summaries. R&R, please. Thanks.
Fiction: Action - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 11/2/2009
The Greatest Division in the World reviews
The story of Julian Cook, the man who led the 82nd Airborne Division over the Waal river in what came to be known as "The Second Omaha Beach Landing". It's absurdly inaccurate but hopefully fine. Please Read and Review! Thank you.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Complete
Uniforms reviews
A lousy attempt to describe the massacre at Malmedy and how not all Germans are Nazis. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!
Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Complete
Battlefield Angel reviews
The thoughts of a young medic during the battle of the bulge in WWII. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW! Rated T just in case some people find the blood too much.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Complete
War and Peace reviews
D-Day, June 6 1944. The Lieutenant and his men, the 101st Airborne, are dropping into Normandy in their first and most hazardous mission. Will he make it? Please Read and Review!
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
Life and Death reviews
How would you feel after losing your best friend? Set in Bastogne during the Battle of the Bulge, 1944. Please Read and Review!
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
Five Beans and a Can of Cold Soup reviews
Christmas 1944. The 101st Airborne are stuck in Bastogne, taking German attacks and throwing them straight back at the Germans. Squirt and Wilkes are two buddies that have been through everything together...except this. Rated T just in case. R&R!
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,736 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/26/2008
Merry Christmas reviews
1914. Young Tommy Baker is yet another soldier in the trenches of no man's land in World War One. It's Christmas and Tommy's feeling more alone then ever, but he doesn't know that the Germans celebrate Christmas too. Based on a story by Terry Deary. R&R!
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Complete
Unsung Heroes reviews
25th September, 1944. The infamous, doomed Operation Market Garden comes to an end, and the Major's men are selected to help cover the evacuation. Will they make it to the river in time to escape before the Germans get to them? Please R&R!
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Complete
Waiting reviews
December, 1944. The Battle of the Bulge has been launched and the Corporal is just another American swept up in it all. Waiting for the reinforcements that will never come, the unit holds out valiantly, stopping the Germans in their tracks. Please R&R!
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Complete
Bloody Omaha reviews
Set on Omaha Beach, D-Day. Please read and review! I'm really bad at summaries. Rated T for violence, blood and lots of gore. Don't read it while eating.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
Escape from Hell reviews
I'm bad at summaries, but anyway...this is a story set in Operation Market Garden, and it's about escaping from the Germans. Please read and review!
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
The Island reviews
Indiana J. Harrington finds himself stranded on an Island surrounded by prehistoric animals, neo-nazis and a long-lost acquaintance after being pushed out of a plane hijacked by Al Qaeda. Sounds wacky? You bet it is. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!
Fiction: Action - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,530 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008