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Joined 05-28-08, id: 613960, Profile Updated: 10-25-10
Author has written 2 stories for General, and Mystery.

I can't believe I'm doing this again, but I think I'm going to scrap The Jabbe Chronicles again. I think I want to split the story up into different books.. Oh what DO I want?


"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." -- Groucho Marx

"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it." -- Groucho Marx

"I must say that I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a book." -- Groucho Marx

Name: Travis

Age: 18

Hey everyone, I'm from Jersey, so don't screw with me :)

Favorite Playwrights: Neil Simon, William Shakespeare, David Mamet, David Lindsay-Abaire, Sam Shepard

Favorite Authors: Jonathan Safran Foer, Raymond Carver, F. Scott Fitzgerald, George Orwell, Dean Koontz, Thomas Harris, William Shakespeare, Michael Crichton, JK Rowling, John Berendt, Glenn Beck

My Favorite Literary Characters:

- Odd Thomas of Dean Koontz' Odd Thomas series- Odd is the perfect narrator. He's humorous and sincere. His humor keeps you reading, but his raw emotions keep you coming back. You really begin to feel for Odd as he deals with Stormy's death. Odd is a shining star among Koontz' somewhat dull mystery and suspense novels.

- Nick Carraway of The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald- As my American Literature teacher put it, Nick Carraway is the only character in Gatsby that you can actually sympathize with. He's one of the most reliable narrators I've ever come across. He tells the reader like it is and rarely casts any judgement. Maybe it's because he's a bright star against a dark backdrop of characters. Either way, Nick is far superior to Jay, Tom, Daisy, and Jordan. As he himself would say, he's "worth the whole damn bunch put together".

- Alex Perchov of Everything is Illuminated by Jonathan Safran Foer- Alex, the premium translator in Foer's debut novel, is a literary gem. He's the best kind of unreliable narrator. He's not unreliable in that he hides things or has ulterior motives. Alex is just plain naive and, in a sense, sweet. He thinks the world of Jonathan and Grandpa. I would hang out with Alex any day of my life.

- Winston Smith of Nineteen Eighty-Four by George Orwell- I could never imagine living in such a dystopia. Such chaos can only be defeated when the brave rise against and revolt, even in the smallest of ways. Winston never did anything that was morally unsound, but it was all illegal nonetheless. He's a calm, easy going, rebel. I admire that he stuck to his guns throughout the novel. Down with Big Brother!

- Severus Snape of JK Rowling's Harry Potter series- Nobody likes Snape. Until you get to the chapter entitled "The Prince's Tale" in Deathly Hallows. The reader finds that Snape is not motivated by hate, disgust, malice, and evil, but rather love, longing, tribute, and good. He risks his life over and over to make sure that his unrequited love's son is safe, even though he can't stand the sight of him. Severus is a kind soul that was hardened by bullying and the "wrong crowd" which is something a lot of people can relate to.

Favorite Movies: Silence of the Lambs, Apocalypse Now, American Beauty, Gone Baby Gone, Dumb and Dumber, Schindler's List, Everything is Illuminated, Gran Torino, and many many more.

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Snakeboots by Mistval reviews
The world split, technology faltered, and Snakeboots hit the road to ask the Almighty himself why. But no matter how far and fast he travels, his past will catch up with him. Quite literally.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,265 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 8/18/2009
Zelione: The Illusionary by Jess Megan reviews
Death was brought to the royal family but the littlest princess survived. Ten years pass and she, with a secret identity, ignores a duty until truth and suspicion threaten. And so now a princess must find allies and save the kingdom she abandoned.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,338 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 3/20/2010
Help! He's Falling! by SnakeYukin reviews
Someone hurry and help. He's falling and yet no one cares.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Complete
Guns pointed towards the moon by mikey magee reviews
Three men are away in a war, is there away they than can cope with the feelings of love, loss and the unwillingness to fight?
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,128 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Complete
Sunset Promises by bluehyppo51207 reviews
A sunset. A boy. A girl. Life. Death. Love.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,092 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Complete
Nix by Indie.nix reviews
Alessa is your average girl. She goes to school and hangs out with friends. So what does it mean whe she starts to having sightings and dreams of very odd and scary things? Who is she, and whats after her?
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,615 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 7/24/2008
All I Have by eNoRa reviews
Just a little ficclet about two best friends that spend a night at home together. HET pairing. Don't forget to R&R!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,095 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/17/2003
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What's He Buidling? reviews
Inspired by the Tom Waits song of the same name, this story chronicles the investigation of a mysterious house by a curious reporter. As he hears more and more rumors from neighbors, he finds that truth and reality are subjective. Read and Review!
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/17/2011
Letters of Misinfermation reviews
Follow the growth of young Tommy Birch as he learns the facts of life in some of the hardest ways possible. Through letters, we see through the eyes of both Tommy and those in his life the heartbreaking truth of reality as a little boy comes to understand family, foes, life, death, hate, and love. Read and review!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 10,637 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Complete
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