Author has written 7 stories for Fantasy, Family, General, Religion, and Mythology.
Name: Like any of you really care.
Age: Once again like any of you care.
I truly enjoy writing stories. In fact I could write all day long if I have a working idea. I also enjoy reading greatly. If a books good enough I could read it in less then a day.
~~ A few reasons why my friend thinks I'm a good writer.~~
1.) She can combine angst and humour into a workable storyline.
A wise man does not piss into the wind.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If life gives you vodka, have a party.
If you are not afraid to fail, then you can succeed at anything.
The only stupid questions are the ones you already knew the answers to.
If the prompt tells you to hit any key, and you spend more than two seconds looking for the 'any' key, get the fuck off the computer. The internet is filled with enough idiots already.
If your literary skills are not passable on a fifth grade scale, do not attempt to write fanfiction. The world will thank you later.
If you have half a mind to do something, stop. You obviously haven't thought it through all the way.
This is a real law in Texas: If two trains meet going opposite directions, one may not pass until the other has. link
If you can see the white light at the end of the tunnel, get the fuck out of the way, the train's coming.
The sad truth is that common sense isn't all that common.
Remember what the door mouse said: feed your head.
A man who claims to be wise is one who is oblivious to the fact that he is fallible.
Birds of a feather flock together...and crap on your car.
When I'm feeling down I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
He who hesitates is probably right.
If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
Eventually you will reach a point where you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth, think about algebra.
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks it was called witchcraft. Today, we call it golf.
Those in power write the history, those who suffer write the songs--Old Irish Proverb.
That's gayer than nine guys fucking eight guys--Patton Oswalt
It's hard to believe that out of a million sperm you were the one to make it to the egg first.
I'm waiting for my true love or the mother ship. Witchever comes first.-Me
Half my brain went out for a walk and the other half went to find it.-Leene
Growing old is manditory. Growing up is optinal.- No idea
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.-No idea
Come to the darkside. We have cookies and better dental inshurence.-Leene
Big shiny things usually cause big problems.- No idea
I may be a bitch but I'm the bitch and thats top bitch to you.-Me
I swear if it weren't for my friends I'd have burned down the school long ago.-Me
Life sucks deal with it.-Me
Bite me.- My mom
Shit happens.-My mom again
"3...2...1...Look over there!" (Runs away with Frisbee)-fantasyrider-kh
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes.That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes.
- Girls in Pants
You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same.-No idea
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned...but you sure are screwed if that woman's a sorceress.
- summary of Soaring on Broken Wings by Numina-Namine
If I were able I'd live in one of my fantisy boks. Why? Because reality sucks and I'd be able to play a bigger role in life.-Me
Let them come.They will all burn.-Saphira-Eldist
I love you but I hate you and it's not fair.-Nero&Boss
Do you see a pattern here?-Nero
Eeee ee e.
-Me and Nero (we really do talk like that.The bad thing is we understand eachother.)