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Author has written 24 stories for Life, Romance, Nature, Love, and Essay.

! * * MOVE NOTICE * * !

After a year of hiatus, I've made the decision to get back into writing...except I've taken some suggestions into account and am moving my work to Wattpad (click HERE for a direct link). I do hope that all of you who enjoy my writing will support my move and read my work over there.

Lots of love,
Rebekah

! * * October 21, 2012 * * !


About Me: "An author is a fool who, not content with boring those he lives with, insists on boring future generations." Charles de Montesquieu


Name: Rebekah


Stories: "The best way to become acquainted with a subject is to write a book about it." Benjamin Disraeli


Celestia of the Thorns (MOVED TO WATTPAD)
Shaul of Celestia (One-shot from the POV of Shaul from Celestia of the Thorns.)
Devil Take It All (Click HERE to see character pictures.)
Bet You Can't (COMPANION TO DEVIL TAKE IT ALL; Click HERE to see character pictures.)
Devil Take It All REWRITE (ON HIATUS) (Click HERE to see character pictures.)
Lily
Complications
Exchanges Only
Of Necks and Hickeys (Click HERE for a picture I found cute.)
Melody
iStare
Branded (Thierry's tattoo is HERE.)
Backseat Confessions (Part of the 'Bus Series' collection.)
Seeking Dreams (Part of the 'Bus Series' collection.)
Litter Bug (Part of the 'Bus Series' collection.)
Marsupial Summer (Challenge response.)
Jersey's Wild (Challenge response.)
Bear With Me (Challenge response.)
Solitude (Challenge response.)


Essays: "The point of the essay is to change things." Edward Tufte


Plagiarizers: Please chop off your fingers (I rant. A lot. This is just an example.)


Poems: "The worst tragedy for a poet is to be admired through being misunderstood." Jean Cocteau


(Poetry is not my 'thing' - because I suck - and I only write if I'm suddenly hit with an idea that won't leave me...)

Stupid, Not Blind
Celestial One
Dance of Life
White, Black, Red


Future Projects: "How does a project get to be a year behind schedule? One day at a time." Fred Brooks


All of my previous future projects and half-written pieces have disappeared with my laptop crashing. sigh However, I'm constantly looking for challenges and am writing tidbits that never see the light of day (i.e. FictionPress) because I'm not satisfied.


"There are three rules for writing the novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are." W. Somerset Maugham


Keep in mind: Reviews make me grin like an idiot and update faster. If you read it, please review it!

Thank you!

Rebekah

P.S. I realized that a bunch of people added my stories to their C2s...I'd like to publicly thank them for that show of support! Thanks guys - you made my day!

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Rejected by WaitingForTheEnd reviews
Prince Damian rejects the girl chosen by his mother without meeting her and without knowing the girl can hear every word of his rejection. Years later he finally meets her again and falls for her without knowing she is the same person. Sequel posted.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 108,537 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 1/8/2021 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Complete
The Importance of Getting Revenge by mandybeth reviews
Her boyfriend dumped her for a first class skank and she wants revenge. He's her ex's archenemy who wants a little revenge of his own. Pretending to date each other could be the perfect solution to both of their problems, right? Then again, maybe not.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 2836 - Favs: 1,376 - Follows: 1,174 - Updated: 5/21/2017 - Published: 12/29/2007
Opposite Ends of The Spectrum by She Had Somewhere To Go reviews
. "Hatred comes from the heart, contempt from the head, and neither feeling is quite within our control." Bullshit, she thinks. Then she meets Matthew Valentine.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 136,342 - Reviews: 1993 - Favs: 1,718 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
My Beloved - Original, Unedited Version by Kristina Suko reviews
He killed her family, destroyed her village, and took her prisoner. He was a Saxon, arrogant, godless, and expected her to become his wife and bear him sons. She hated him. But slowly, her reasons to hate were taken, until only confusion remained.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,841 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 12/14/2008
Stranger by Mardy Bum reviews
He was dark, handsome and killed anyone who looked at her. Amelia Spitz's heart never stood a chance.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,384 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Complete
So Much to Learn by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
Complete After a rather hideous break up with her boyfriend due to her inability to 'put out', Talia bullies her brother's best friend into teaching her the complexities of a 'full' relationship. Turns out uni courses have nothing on life lessons! **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 9,369 - Reviews: 3002 - Favs: 3,668 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Complete
Both Sides Now by PoppySeeds reviews
Recently laid-off teacher Riley takes a job as a tutor for the child of a wealthy family. She finds herself drawn to grandson Charlie, despite her reservations and his sister's blatant contempt, for he proves himself to be more than just money. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Complete
Or So the Story Goes by Ranting Forever n Rambling On reviews
Ever heard the story of Cinderella? Well, so has my sister, Cindy. And she'll stop at nothing to make it a reality. Who am I? Why, I'm the ugly stepsister, of course!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 114,080 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Complete
To Feel the Sun by Aurette reviews
When the love of her life marries someone else, Gracie has to accept reality and move on. With devastatingly attractive lawyers and cute cellists who won't go away, love shows that if it's one thing, it's unpredictable. Winner of Best Het for SKoW Round 12!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,096 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Complete
Diary of a Teenage Internet Troller by Seamir reviews
Tips on surviving the interwebs, from someone who's been there.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 11/17/2011
Evil by Tijan reviews
Shay is a little different from her family, but that might be a good thing.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,563 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 6/3/2009
Chasing Mr Darcy by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) Once upon a time, we met. And for me, that was happily ever after.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,699 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Complete
In The Cookie Jar by productofdreams reviews
-which is where my hand is at the moment. That is, if the Cookie Jar is the school's notorious bad boy's back pocket with the whole school watching on. "What do you think you're doing?" "Er..." oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,932 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 75 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Complete
Test Me by JAceyJInx reviews
ONE-SHOT Tall, athletic, toned, brunnette, god-like, amazing at soccer even though I will never tell him. I thought he hated me. He thought I hated him. Then there was Halloween last Friday night.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Complete
What He Meant by “Press Send” was “I Love You” by Aurette reviews
Jonah O'Mara knew he was doomed when his law partner's daughter started working at the office... and wouldn't stop bugging him to show her how to use the fax machine. To Feel the Sun companion one-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,100 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Complete
Magnetism by xoxluurve reviews
So she was the lowest in a film’s hierarchy. He was at the top. See, they kind of were in love... and then they kind of destroyed each other. Six years ago. Still, players don't easily forget that one girl who changed them. For I Love to Hate You Contest.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,506 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Complete
For the Love of Science by Miss Moo reviews
Lucy knew how people worked. She knew brains and habits and why people felt what. She just hadn't planned on it happening to her, not with him at least. Another make-you-smile OneShot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
The Rules of Engagement by judevanderhall reviews
She's a bleeding heart liberal. He's a jaded Marine. She's the best friend. He's the older brother. She's middle class. He's loaded. And they're sharing the same address. Painfully cliché? You have no idea. SKoW Winner and Runner-up, Round 8.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,321 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 1,925 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Complete
The Summer of Austen by White Rose Blossom reviews
He would walk in—the man of my dreams, that is—when I was up to my elbows in horse shit. Literally. I bet even Jane Austen couldn’t have even dreamed of writing this scenario. For the Ridiculously Happy OneShots contest.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,107 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Complete
DELICIOUS by iBrandi reviews
“I’ll sell my body, I don’t know.” He ate another cookie. “THIS IS SO GOOD. I want to have epic sex with your baking skills.” An instructional guide on how to snare males in the trap of awesome cooking.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 1,224 - Follows: 113 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
Vicious Circles by RockFan reviews
Temporarily Removed
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,467 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Complete
Just a Tad by xoxluurve reviews
ONE SHOT. “Aw, c’mon, Kee, you angry?” He smiled cheekily. “I’ll make it up to you, I promise. Three Kit Kat bars?” Damn. He took out the big guns. “Fine.” I snatched the bars before he could make me beg. “But only because I’m low on supplies.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Complete
Cinderella Never Saw This One Coming by Sally Can Wait reviews
[COMPLETE] Let me tell you, if Cinderella had tried on MY shoes for a day, she would have gotten her magic pumpkin kicked from once upon a time to happily ever after. But if the shoe fits...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,799 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Complete
False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7268 - Favs: 6,340 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
Pretty Boy by Sakurelle reviews
Black-haired, blue-eyed Aiden just HAD to be my type, just HAD to tease and flirt with me, just HAD to follow me home from school, and I would have resisted him still...if he hadn’t pushed me back against the wall and started kissing me. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,117 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
Meet the Sheldricks by Quill-and-Blood reviews
When you have a crazy, rather insane family, introducing them to the person of your dreams isn’t the smartest idea. Too bad my siblings never actually give me a choice. -One Shot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,982 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Complete
Imitation is Key by AfterPartyFiasco reviews
ONESHOT. He always stole my Halloween ideas. When I came as a piece of ham, he was cheese. When I was a princess, he was supposedly my prince. Then I came as LC, and he said he was Brody Jenner. I wonder what idea of mine he’s going to steal this year...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Complete
Emma Connelly: Goddess of Romance by alternatearcadia reviews
COMPLETE. "I’m stuck. Can’t write sex scenes. One month to deadline. Failure." Every author's worst nightmare: writer's block. Or in Emma Connelly's case, sex scene block. What's a best-selling romance author to do? Especially one with a damning secret?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,208 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Complete
Chosen by S.West-Heuler reviews
Two years after peace had been declared, and every year after that, Royal Guards were dispatched to neighboring towns, and ten young men and women were chosen to live in the palace and celebrate peace and their great king. They were never seen again. Aeleisa Trilogy - Book 1
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 134,932 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Complete
Wingman by chrissayyy reviews
-ONE SHOT- "Nice pink panties," Jayden taunted me. "Glad you liked the sight," I responded nonchalantly. "Oh yes I did," he shot back. "But I have to say, seeing you fall down those stairs was much better entertainment." Why again am I in love with him?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,355 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Complete
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 2,383 - Follows: 221 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Pwned by its.Nothing.Special reviews
So maybe my best friend chose his girlfriend over me, and maybe he only remembered my birthday a week after it had passed. The scrap of paper on my locker said: "I R SORRY." How could I stay mad at a boy who apologized like that? Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,578 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Complete
Mustard by gum is yum reviews
ONE SHOT. Remy's boyfriend Matt is perfect in every way except one: he has an infuriating best friend named Jack who just loves to bother her. "Do you think I find joy in the fact that all I can ever think about is you, no matter how hard I try not to?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,450 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 58 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
The Latest Attraction by VelvetWriter reviews
Stella has lived her life as her brother's twin, invisible to the men in her life. As that changes, she struggles to figure out where she stands with her brother's best friend Armando and the image she has created for herself as one of the guys in the ban
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,888 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 9/12/2003 - Complete
Being with You by xoxluurve reviews
ONE SHOT. “I heard you had a girlfriend. Kirk told me she was pretty.” Her voice was wobbly. “She’s beautiful,” he murmured. “Do you love her?” she asked after a pause. He said, “I’ll never love her like I loved you.” Suddenly, I couldn’t breathe.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,626 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 70 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete
You Stole the Kiss Right Out of Me by LilyFinn reviews
One-shot "Ava, what is your problem?" "You, Jared Ashby. You are my problem. You stole all the kiss right out of me, you jerk!"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,159 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
Sinning with Kade Cross by aerogirl401 reviews
Tia Marcell is sick of the social pit that consumes her life. When she meets Kade Cross, she forgets all the rules that apply and commits sin in the most sensual way. It felt good being bad.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,671 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Complete
Literary Losses, Literally by Stylo reviews
Also known as What Not To Do When Writing Well To Prevent Your Story From Going To Hell.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,895 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 33 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Complete
Decision Time, Peanut by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
Oneshot "Of course I'm crying," I said frankly, "I've been crying for months. In fact I've pretty much been crying ever since my boyfriend said 'oh and this is my brother Mac' and I thought I was having a heart attack."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,647 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Complete
Does This Make You Uncomfortable? by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
She stuck her hand in the back pocket of his jeans. "Does this make you uncomfortable?" He smiled and slid his own hand into the back pocket of the shorts she was wearing. "You'll have to try harder than that." It's funny what games become. -Oneshot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 95 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
OMG! Becoming Totally Popular on Fictionpress by fading innocence reviews
You're sick of writing for five minutes and not getting any good, aren't you? And not getting good reviews either, right? Well, that can all be solved using my guide to Fictionpress GOD status! Now revised.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Complete
Close Encounters, Inc by fazzingaway reviews
Complete! Between the three of us, we were probably connected to everyone in our year group and helped people meet the men or women of their dreams. But then one dream turned into a nightmare when I realised I'd fallen in love with the target…
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,605 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Complete
Smooth Move by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
.FIN. I was starting to think he was my bad luck charm. After all, it was no coincidence that I embarrassed myself every time I saw him. Just throw in bookstores, sisters, best friends, blind dates, and dentists, and you’ve got my newly complicated life.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 123,225 - Reviews: 1412 - Favs: 1,419 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
How to Write a Summary by angels and effects reviews
You sit there, boggling your brains out, but you just can't seem to conjure up the words for that dear summary of yours. No one ever said essays had to be stuffy! Revised.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Complete
He and Me by ALY55A reviews
[COMPLETE] He is the popular, hot guy. He is also my brother's best friend and the bane of my existence. And me? Well I'm just the girl that hates him. Now add in a project, my best friend, another guy, and some corn...when did my life become a cliche?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,975 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Complete
Aelyn's story by timpanigirl reviews
:: Completed:: Aelyn has been trained as a soldier her whole life, but when she is captured by the enemy army, survival takes a whole new twist
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 59,307 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/6/2006 - Published: 3/22/2005
Hello Kitty by Endless Dark reviews
After a drunken night, Lira wakes up next to Jude, a childhood nemesis. It gets worse when they find that they’re married. But when an opportunity too good to pass up presents itself, what will happen when they stay married?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 85,456 - Reviews: 3200 - Favs: 4,123 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Complete
How to Successfully Complete a Successful Story! by glitterjewele reviews
Can’t manage to finish the stories you start? Contracted writer’s block? Need a little help with summaries? Stop dodging flying vegetables. This is for you.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/29/2004
Reckless by Flawless Storm reviews
How do you cope when realizing your meddling parents and cousin have arranged your marriage without your consent? Why run off and have sex with a man you hate, of course . Well, that's what I did. A funny, sweet, onetime, sort of short story. Rated R
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/31/2004 - Complete
Aphrodisiac by Flawless Storm reviews
An ordinary day at work becomes the stuff of wicked dreams when Madison mistakes a mild aphrodisiac for aspirin. A short story.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,882 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Complete
Stephen Dies by Stephentchel reviews
This rather mean-spirited comment on religion finds your humble author at the gates of Heaven, where an unusual situation causes St. Peter to take him to see God for help.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/8/2002
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Celestia of the Thorns reviews
Shaul Arton Lerahzon is the third prince. He is smart, handsome, and does not take 'no' for an answer. He is lethal. And he has his eyes set on me. I've been told to discourage any advances, but how can I do that when he's already slit my throat once?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 11/6/2009
Shaul of Celestia reviews
ONE-SHOT! I'm not oblivious - I know people find me handsome, intimidating and dangerous. So how is it that a golden-haired beauty is wearing me down? SHAUL'S POV FROM CELESTIA OF THE THORNS!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Complete
Devil Take It All REWRITE reviews
ORIGINAL IN PROFILE! When Nessa White is told she only has a few weeks left to live, she panics and gives up her virginity to a guy she meets at a club. What happens when the two meet again a few months later and Nessa is still very much alive?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,924 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009
Bet You Can't! reviews
He leaned over just a little and, tilting his head slightly, placed a kiss on her jawbone. It was the most sensitive part of her face, and only he knew it. "You forget that I know everything about you," he reminded her. "Every single thing." COMP TO DTIA!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,788 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Complete
Solitude reviews
ONE-SHOT! "I told you that night that I loved you, that I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you. Why, for God's sake, did you go off the next morning and get engaged to that asshole?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,457 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Complete
Bear With Me reviews
ONE-SHOT! "I'm sure you can dress on your own," Duke told me in amusement, "but you'll have a hell of a time buttoning this by yourself." He grinned. "It defies physics and includes being double-jointed everywhere."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,889 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Complete
Jersey's Wild reviews
ONE-SHOT! Weird doesn't even begin to cover Lori. "Why would you keep around something you hate?" I asked her. She sighed and met my eyes. "Well I hate my grandma, but I still have to keep her around. Don't set a bad example for me, Dillon."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,390 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Complete
Marsupial Summer reviews
LONG ONE-SHOT! "Ah, Julian my boy...you finally know what jealousy feels like," Lori said sagely. "Perhaps," he responded, playing along. "Because anyone before was dispensable, but..." He traced a finger down my cheek. "Perhaps."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,487 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Complete
Plagiarizers: Please chop off your fingers reviews
There are two new trends in the online Fiction-writing world: #1 Plagiarizing the work of others. #2 Complaining about the plagiarizing of the work of others. I figured I'd jump on the bandwagon as well - by doing #2 and not #1 because...
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Complete
Devil Take It All reviews
COMPLETE! When Nessa White is told she only has a few weeks left to live, she panics and gives up her virginity to a guy she meets at a club. What happens when the two meet again a few months later and Nessa is still very much alive?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,589 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Complete
Branded reviews
ONE-SHOT! “You’ve been branded, my dear.” I jolted at the sound of his voice so close to my ear. Thierry was leaning over me from behind, his chin grazing my right shoulder. “Should I take away your white-out?”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,393 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
iStare reviews
LONG ONE-SHOT! It began at the grocery store when he caught me having a staring contest with an unlikely candidate. Then his sister shows up at my school, he shows up in the parking lot and then in my...heart? Wait, how'd he get there?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Complete
Stupid, Not Blind reviews
Love is stupid, not blind. This includes a poem, a rant, and a note from my fiancé - all for the price of your sanity.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Complete
Melody reviews
ONE-SHOT! "Are you in love with me?" she asked. He glared at her. "What are you, retarded? Not every guy who comes across you falls in love with you. How could you ask me that when I'm your best friend?" "Thanks, I was hoping you would say that."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,658 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Complete
Litter Bug reviews
She picked up the paper ball and threw it at his face. Again. This time, it hit his forehead. Before she could blink, she found herself pressed to the pole, with Vincent's body against hers. "I don't think you want to try that again," he murmured.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,429 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Complete
Seeking Dreams reviews
ONE-SHOT! One act of kindness and generosity on her part turned his life around and made him who he is today...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,010 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Backseat Confessions reviews
ONE-SHOT! Alec grinned at me. "Did you just admit I'm cute?" "Yes." I looked at him with my face devoid of any emotions. "It's a physical observation - it means nothing."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,220 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Complete
Of Necks and Hickeys reviews
ONE-SHOT! "OH MY GOD!" I shouted. "What? What's wrong?" he demanded, appearing at my side. "You...you...youyouyou..." I sputtered. "YOU GAVE ME A HICKEY!" "Really? Let's see it." Riordan tilted my chin up. "It looks pretty good actually," he said smugly.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Complete
Exchanges Only reviews
ONE-SHOT! Kissing booth. Age 11. Clark had been my first - and only - customer. After he paid his 2 dollars and placed a wet one on me, I realized just how many cooties I was setting myself up for and closed up the business. Now he's back for a refund.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Complete
Celestial One reviews
Something that came to me when I was missing the stars - thank you, big-city smog.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Complete
Complications reviews
No spark?" he asked, sounding curious. "Huh?" "When we did the whole hand-shaking thing...no spark?" "No...none." What an absolutely awkward conversation to have with a guy I had known for 10 minutes. "Well that clears things up then. We'll be friends."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,477 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Complete
Lily reviews
ONE-SHOT! "Hi," I mumbled, "are those contacts?" He laughed. "No, that's my real eye colour. I'm Kieran Westwood." I shook his offered hand, saying "I'm Vanessa Cerille, soon-to-be Vanessa Westwood." Yeah, I don't know where that came from either.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,058 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
Dance of Life reviews
A poem highlighting the importance of the present, and explaining why the past and future are relatively insignificant.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
White, Black, Red reviews
Three colours/shades that fascinate me - white, black, red. A poem about them, and what they mean to me.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
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