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Joined 06-01-08, id: 614673, Profile Updated: 07-20-09
Author has written 3 stories for Humor, Life, and Horror.

You're a part time lover

And a full time friend

name: katie cricket

I'm sixteen years old. I drive a subaru outback. I always wear a watch on my left wrist.

I'm rather fond of travelling and I hope to attend school in Germany next year.

Leave reviews all you want.

most favorites:

actress is ellen page. (juno is boss)

juice is cranberry. (they come from bogs)

language is german. (ich liebe deutsch)

ancestor is lebanese. (please tell me what continent lebanon is on)

musical instrument is mallets. (i play it;like a xylophone)

hobby is running long-distance. (eight miles about)

movie is twilight. (the entire feature was one big orgasm)

least favorites:

book is twilight. (worst book i ever read)

food is pickles. (too vinegary&vulgar tasting)

physical attribute is long fingernails. (cut those suckers, god!)

website is not this one. (it's not)

--contact-- aim!!--> calibungaadude

P.S. This profile was updated on my unbirthday. December 26th. Happy Unbirthday to Me.

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A Story of Shame and Abhorrence
Three kids wake up in a bed together and are shocked to find that they are all physcially attached to one another by mounds of excess skins that seemed to appear over night. Very creepy and darkly comical with an unexpected ending. Please review!
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Complete
Something Stupid reviews
I have no idea. Wow, this story is so freaking random. Read it. It isn't too long yet. I mean...NO, it's just your average vampire story, like the world hasn't read enough of those. I'm actualy really not into vampires. Which is why I wrote this sh**.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 6/8/2008
Don't Breathe reviews
There are times when you shouldn't breathe.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/4/2008