crimsonstain08
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Joined 06-01-08, id: 614694
Author has written 2 stories for Humor, and Humor.
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You know the World is Going Down the Poophole When by Shinibo reviews
Three month old hookers? Toddlers selling drugs? What has the world become? Find out more examples inside! Maybe you can help stop this grisly future and save the children! Can you handle the truth? written for the sake of stupidity , r&r! College added!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/11/2008
Playing the Hero by Aloria reviews
For a generation, Gilonnia has been stalemated in a civil war, but now a new hero has entered the scene. With nearly everyone either out to kill him or not helping Vathion is finding it difficult to discover who killed his father and ruined his life.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,837 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Complete
Genic by SilverFeline reviews
Jamie has never been outside her Compound. As far as she knows nothing can live on the Outside. But she is wrong. When her Compound is destroyed, she finds herself alone, until she meets the human-animal hybrids who call themselves Genics.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,154 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008
Niobris and November by She-Ninja reviews
She whisked me away, November did. She had a reason, but she never told me. One moment I was a regular old 11 year old boy playing by a lake. The next thing I knew, I was her Chosen.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2008
Simply Manischewitz by Untidy Towns reviews
The one thing that all Jewish kids remember about their childhood is Passover. Everyone has a Passover story, some torturously dreadful memory that causes collective winces...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Complete
The Playground Campaign: 1: Experi by MSTK reviews
Elementary School friends become enemies as an epic war engulfs the playground in flames. Even though the story is based on children, don't expect it to be childish. Reviews and criticism are appreciated, and I'd be happy to return the favor.
Fiction: Action - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,549 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/17/2007 - Published: 4/19/2006
Side Effects of Being a Writer by Kay Elliott reviews
5 paragraph essay. pleas R&R
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Complete
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I loved this girl, who is my sister reviews
I loved this girl who is my sister," READ "How I killed the girl I loved like my sister" first. No actual murders were committed while creating this poem!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
How I killed the girl I loved like my sister
I knew a girl who I loved like my sister, but I killed her---No murders were committed in the process of making this short story.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete