Hi.

Before i say anything, i would just like to mention that I have a rather deranged friend (who just got out of a mental institute, did not . . . liar and no matter what SHE says I am not in denial) who has my password and leaves messages on my profile. Anything in italics is by her. NOT ME! And for the record, she is very much in denial. Am not . . .

(Forewarning for Izzy, I was bored today) See what i mean? (Oh you love me really . . . it is all part of my charm)

-I'm Izzy. (I'm Lizzy, her ultra-important amazingly special BEST friend), yeah!! (Don't deny the love Iz)

-14 years old and all that jazz... (Ha me too!! We have soo much in common)

-I live in England which is cold and rainy most of the year, very unexciting and full of chavs. (ha the chavs are funny)I would love to live somewhere sunny and warm... But then again, when ever I go on holiday to somewhere hot and sunny, i long for the cold and rain... You just can't win... Never mind... picky much!

-I get very, very hyper on blueberries, raspberries, strawberries... well actually most kinds of berries... =D Trust me when I say it is very, VERY scary =D

-I have decided that i am going to the marine biology school in the Maldives as soon as is legal. And if that goes horribly wrong then i will buy a really big, shiny, black Suzuki motorbike (i have already found the one that i want) and drive all around the world (well most of it anyway, i will have to avoid my mum's house cos she'd kill me if she saw my wonderful, big, shiny, black, Suzuki motorbike...) And then take over as fore said world. Mwah-ha-ha-ha!!

-And in case you haven't noticed, I have rather strange friends... I take pride in being strange!!

-I love:
Swimming
Scuba Diving (Most favorite thing ever!)
Sailing (Pico's- the lil boat thingys with the sail that swings round an whacks you in the head)
the mermaid in my story is based on Izzy . . .

-Books i love:
Pride and Pejudice (All time favourite- no competition. Kira Knightly sucked as Lizzy Bennet though...)
Twilight series (cliche, i know, but what can you do about it? They're too god damned good) Well DUH! aaah Edward
The Host
Waves by Sharon Dogar (for anyone who likes a good cry)
His Dark Materials series- no comment needed
Elsewhere by Gabrielle Zavin
Faerie Wars by Herbie Brennan
A Thousand Splendid Suns
The Kite Runner- if you don't know these two then you have not lived
Noughts and Crosses By Malorie Blackman Ha it made Karina cry in English . . .
The Thief Lord By Cornilia Funke
The Tales of the Ortori

-Music i love (bejeasus i love a lot of things...) in no particular order...
Sugarcult
Simple Plan
Soil
3 Doors Down
Theory of a Dead Man
Red Hot Chilli Peppers
Nickleback (NOT ROCKSTAR! Stupid radio stations have played it to death and now they're using it for a FURNITURE ADVERT! I ask you...)
Red Jumpsuit Aparatus Courtesy of Lizzy... WOOOOOO! Go me . . . oh yeah . . . uhuh
Smile Empty Soul
Three Days Grace
The Offspring
Muse (Not so much of the new album, though supermassive black hole is awsum)
Blink 182
Simple Plan
Jimmy Eat World
New found Glory
Motley Crue

And finally, the all time top favourite Tv shows:
Grey's Anatomy
Private Practice (Not as much as GA though, a lil bit too girly...)
Dexter (!!)
Greek (My current favourite)
The Nine
House
Heros (Hehehe!! Season three is out!! Time to torrent!)
Prison Break
Supernatural

Things I hate
Computers that wont do what i tell them to, even when i threaten to hit them
Clingy, screechy, boy obsessed girls
People who insist on hugging me
Annoying music (Leona Lewis, Mariah Carey to name but a few...)
Pink HATE pink
...And P!nk, for that matter...
Waking up early
Buses
Long queues
Jeeps

Silly Izzy you forgot your favourite people . . . WAIT . . . you prefer animals . . . sorry (one day Izzy will be a mad cat lady)

So now, if you have taken the trouble to read this, I might as well go into some free advertising for my mad lunatic of a friend...
If you have some time in your hands (as in a lot of it) go and read some of Tily Everly's stuff... (Wooooo!! That's me! -starts dancing-)

Quotes

-"You're ruining my ego Bella! I propose to you, and you think its a joke!"- New moon You missed half of it . . . I'll finish it for you.
-"I'm only eighteen,"
-"Well I'm nearly 110 it's time I settled down."
-So, Camden is in Romford?"- Elena
-"Fire the torpedos!
Put on our tuxedos?
I like checitos!"- The Simpsons
-"Let's get you cleaned up, and you'll be back on the street in no time... Preferably in the non-prostitue sense..."-Notting Hill
-"Your greatness is in your lateness" - Four Weddings and a Funeral

Hmmm . . . . I don't think you quite grasped how good our 'gang' is at making up amazing quotes
e.g.
-"Jade: Did you know most farmers have done it with their animals?
Izzy: OMG! Really? Who told you that?
Jade: Karina
Izzy: (to Karina) Is that true?
Karina: Yeah it's easier than biro"
And so biros entered our lives dear . . . . oh and who can forget:
"THRUST"
"SEXY TIME"

After Iz added a lovely section to my profile . . . I decided to help her with hers:

1. She is also a bit of a perfectionist (okay BIT doesn't cover it, OCD much . . . he he) I can't help it!!

2. She actually LOVES my stories, but would never admit it . . . ever Umm... yes sure... I can go with that

3. She has a wife . . . that's right a wife Not in that sense!! We were married while doing rounders in PE

4. Her and her 'wifey' are approaching their year anniversary Yeah! one year on the 21st October!

5. She has been corrupted by Karina, Jade, and Laura Yes well, who wouldn't be?

6. She also loves the names I think of (Forest Fire!! Helena Jutteridge)

7. She doesn't know that I have done this . . . yeeet (I do now!!)

8. She is more obsessed with Twilight than I, she just hides it better (That's cos i don't wanna get a t-shirt with 'team edward' plastered to it!)

9. She will most probably discover some amazing discovery (Like how to shut Lizzy up!)

10. Chewie88 is her equally bloody perfect friend (stupid perfect people) Not that you're in top set or nuffin Lizzy... nothing Izzy, YOU get prize for science, YOU do less work than me!! I know! =D Cos you have a reputation from associating with K for too long!

11. Super Karina is her wife (new account wait three days)

12. AND Tily Everly is her actually amazing friend! Moi! Ahh, yes, she really is amazing. French, sccience, PSE... All would be very boring without her!

13. She always threatens to kill me, but she loves me really (well I think she does) Most of the time anyway... Ahh, I love you really!

14. Izzy likes cheese . . . really she does . . . oh and bananas . . . he he Iz . . .

15. She is additced to the sims 2 (because of me)

16. She asked me whether something sounded like it was from a boy's point of view (btw I am NOT a boy . . I am a girl)

17. Izzy likes to take 4 months to decide whether or not to read a story . . . No, it just takes me 4 months to finally get round to reading the story that i have decided to read. There's a difference. :p

18. Izzy doesn't like being hugged (I know I don't understand either) So if you ever see Izzy run up to her and give her a MASSIVE hug . . . then refuse to let go, I'll be there to point and laugh . . . Ha ha ha. I just have some issuses. Hugging tends to scare me. :P

For me, crazy is a loose term.
Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser.
Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.
Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself.
Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.
Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least).
Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it.
Crazy is when you get attacked by the evil south pole penguins on an AIM chat with your friends.
Crazy is when you spin round really fast, then try and run in a stright line in public.
If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list