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Joined 06-07-08, id: 615622, Profile Updated: 07-26-08
Author has written 2 stories for Sci-Fi.

Well hello. You seem to have found my FictionPress Account. First of all, what the hell are you doing here!? Get off my property!
All joking aside, I'm here to write, yay for me. So, I write Science fiction, mostly. But it isn't all Space Battles, people dying, and that sort of Paganist Claptrap. It isn't any of that actually, sure, their are people in space, shooting things, but mostly it's something whose main purpose is to make you laugh. So, if you laugh at depressed robots, zany space phenomona, and the shattering of a mold via humor, this is the place for you. And if it isn't, well, go censor your head.

Alright, so good news to the people who read this stuff. I'm remodling my old website (Twas shitty anyway) to an expansion of my current stories. Once I finish it (Which could be millenia, knowing how I procrastinate), it will feature mirrors of my current stories, character biographies, ideas for future storylines, all sorts of cool shit. So, if you read this and actually want to see me finish it, drop me a review telling me to get off my ass and do so.

UPDATE 7/26: Okay, having completely redesigned the story of Jefferson (The characters kick ass, but the setting is contricting), I have come up with quite a few new ideas. I'll post some of the unfinished bits of the old story for amusement, but I am super exited about it, so YAY! I can't type it up now though, I just got back from camp and need sleep. So, while you wait, reread Zeta Something while I work on the Intermission.

Current Projects:

Zeta Something- This is just a fun side project, it's suprisingly easy to write. I can write at least one a day, and let's see where it takes me

Idlewood: A story of a town of inherant lunacy. It is currently being written, and will someday show up here.

Starship Jefferson (Working title): Is in no way related to the band. Is my current Opus. is a lot like my current story, in that it takes place in space, and is meant to be funny

Dys Series: Owing to too long spent on Wikipedia, I've come up with another short side project. It's a humorous campy Dystopian sort of thing.

Other Stuff: Probably some more side projects. I'll see how things go.

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Zeta Something: The Saga of Screw Ups reviews
A story about how many things can go wrong when you live in the future. Note: This may be going through a few revisions. Check back frequently
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,259 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008
This is an old bit that I lost interest in. It's essentially just me and some freinds flying about in space. Old, but perhaps you'll like it. T, for a few Sexual references. Kids, stay far away!
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,710 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete