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Currently I'm taking a break from posting any more chapters of Awesome! due to the fact I am lazy and can't be bothered finishing it - there were only four or five chapters left (possibly a lot more...), but my motivation engine ran out of steam and is presently re-fuelling. There is a possibility I will finish it, but I doubt it.

I'm hoping one day to get my work published, as I assume most unpublished authors desire, so for the last four years I've been working on and off to polish up a story I finished in the tenth grade, which is quite a long time. There have already been three versions of it since I finished the first draft and I'm really hoping I get it right this time. Having a proof-reader has really helped, though - I recommend any writer to get one, even if it's their mother or a friend.

I write what I want to read, so most of my stories include a female lead minus all the annoying traits most female leads carry around as accessories these days. Also, writing in first person gives me hives so it's all third person narrative focusing on the main character. I try to keep the inner-dialogue/angsty bits to a minimum because I vomit blood every time I am forced to wade through it in other stories, when all the story has for a body is whiney self-justification about every thing the main character did for the last day, like that deeply haunting part of the day: choosing breakfast cereal.

I am not the most tolerant of people, as you have probably guessed from reading the above. I abhor wafflers (George R.R Martin, I'm looking at you) and anyone that over-describes everything, like scenery or clothing or appearance or senses.

I'll stop hating everything now.

Sincerely, Iwandamonian.

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The Truth Lies in the Shadows by Mandyla
A NaNoWriMo novel. Synopsis inside.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 104,931 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 11/4/2011
Hit the Ground Running by adoh reviews
It was a dark, stormy night. "Hello, little one," he whispered in a marvelously deep voice. She cocked an eyebrow. "Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't vampires usually go for breathy 16-year-olds with rape fantasies, smarmy exes to beat up...I have more."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,296 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 4/24/2009
If All Else Fails by Phobios reviews
Alexina Watson is a girl in America, but that isn't such a good thing anymore. The government is failing, but the gangs are better than ever. In this state, you depend on your friends and family for hope. So what happens when a best friend goes missing?
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2011
Quinntessential by the milk bottle reviews
SLASH. Elliot's pretty sure his temperamental flat mate, Quinn, has a problem with him. But since he likes to call himself a pacifist, he'd rather watch MythBusters than find out why.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,094 - Reviews: 3156 - Favs: 1,625 - Follows: 1,829 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 5/10/2008
Metropolis by Alis412 reviews
Enter Hallie Navavir: rebel, adrenaline junkie, and racer. A citizen of Metropolis, she seeks to defy the government restrictions and be an individual. However, when an accident leaves her half dead on the cement, things start to change. Please review.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,435 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010
Stardust by Ardendale reviews
I hate you passionately." "Passion is better used for another emotion entirely." Ten seconds later his lips were covering mine.He's a revolutionist. She grew up with politicians. He believes in peace. She thinks he's crazy. She is the moon;he is stardust.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,733 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009
martyr your insecurities and play by the rules by Caseus reviews
Mel usually doesn't value first impressions, even if it's with the cute junior who smokes and decides to work with him. Luckily, it doesn't matter anyways. Slash, oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,137 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Complete
Hate Is a Strong Word, but in This Case It Applies by SophieInPink reviews
He’s a pompous, responsible know-it-all. She’s a rebellious, sarcastic party girl. They’re step-siblings who hate each other with a passion...so why have they suddenly found themselves kissing each other in their parents’ closet?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,125 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/24/2010
Icarus Project by underground-writing reviews
A secret project is underway. One that involves an underground facility, blood transfusions, and kidnapping. What horrors are going on deep below the ground? Ingrid Maloni is about to find out. A story of many secrets and dark intentions...
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 161,261 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Complete
FALCON by Krissye reviews
Twelve years ago, the criminal ship, F.A.L.C.O.N., ruled the skies. A military-forced retirement sent some members to prison, others to their death, and those who managed to escape are back now to get their revenge!
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,235 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2010
In The Cookie Jar by productofdreams reviews
-which is where my hand is at the moment. That is, if the Cookie Jar is the school's notorious bad boy's back pocket with the whole school watching on. "What do you think you're doing?" "Er..." oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,932 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 75 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Complete
The Daughter of Lachiesis by KazimakTempest reviews
Karl Krispin, a detective is hired to track down the daughter of the Duke of Lachiesis, who has disappeared. Nalyari Lachiesis, refusing to marry the man her father has betrothed her to, has left her home to find her way in the galaxy.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,510 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009
Just A Window Away by Neener reviews
Henry has always liked Leo and watched him from his window every day. But one day, Leo isn’t there and what happens when Leo’s brother gets into the picture. Slash. M/M. R&R please!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Complete
Morality Enforcement by lilibug818 reviews
Isabella lives in the US, but not as you'd recognize it. The Morality Enforcement branch of the government controls everything: Internet, TV...and books. Isabella is talked into fighting back by a mysterious boy with a poem tattooed illegally on his skin.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,823 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009
Dannith Ghid by xosugargirlxo reviews
He had come to Earth on a special mission with a special gift, he was a shape shifter. But will a certain despondent girl from a rich family keep him from completing it?
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,948 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 9/23/2009
Your Typical SciFi Story by ahappytune reviews
Ignore the title, basically a girl who I haven't named yet is on a spaceship and then everything goes wrong. Sorry, bad summary - hopefully better than it sounds... T for language. Unlikely to ever be updated... Sorry if anyone cared.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2009
Random Obscurity by Switch reviews
Tahk is weird. He's different. River is the only one who questions his disappearance and his life will be changed forever. Slash warning!
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,452 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 11/26/2002
Blue by Ardendale reviews
I love you." "I hate you." "Did you find that out before or after you kissed me?" "Before." "And what is your conclusion?" "That I want to spend the rest of my life with you."
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Complete
Avalon by Llandaryn reviews
Selina Archer goes by many names. When civil war and gang feuds bring her homeworld to the brink of destruction, she leaves for space, and begins to learn who she really is.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,966 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009
Mo Ghile Mear by Iza-Siren reviews
In the world of Shione, a devistating disaster has wiped out all Human life. Though, something has survived. And it's starting to pick up where Humanity left off...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,500 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 6/8/2008
Elements by thefiveauthor reviews
Four teenagers with amazing power that are going to save the world? Such a cliche, but in the states of America, these four teenagers have the powers of the... four elements. Luke, Ryan, Victoria, and Blare, are alone, destined to fend off a new army.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,078 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/2/2007 - Published: 9/27/2007