Mirrorrim11
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Joined 06-08-08, id: 615859, Profile Updated: 08-10-08
Author has written 56 stories for Life, Love, Humor, Friendship, Politics, Nature, Fantasy, Song, School, General, Religion, Haiku, Family, War, and Work.

This poetry is abstract and in no way shape or form represents my thoughts or opinions. This is an experimental project in literature, it can be funny, weird, serious, dark and of course strange. Please read and review. Thanks

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Chatterbox Polar Bear reviews
I won't speak about addition, Negative wednesday plutonium
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Complete
Tired of my Tires
When will Canada buy some Plastic toilets and sell them back to my upper GI system
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Complete
Vegetarian Vetenarian
We must hold back the large guitars until at least Wednesday by 3 o'clock
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Complete
Box Full of Cats reviews
I hear the smell the of a sight that feels quite like the sound of a tasty beef
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Complete
Big Witch and Kippie Littlefinger reviews
Allie! Allie! We are all salad lovers, there's enough time to diaper
Poetry: War - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Complete
Don't Sing 291, It Sold Out Part 2
Her father left a cd in the picture frame, KIDS
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Complete
Don't Make Me Reach My Hand In the Pickle Bucket
Reptile blood, teeth and a fife that plays all the hooligans combat
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Complete
Nacho Chip Part 2 reviews
Real fakeness is a way to declarate your coolness. Totally flip your hat backwards, Padre.
Poetry: Song - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Complete
Used Toilet Paper For Sale reviews
There's no obligation to own creepy lazers, animation.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Complete
Mr T Bakes Wonderful Cookies
Invite your car to the go go go Inchworm fest national parade.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Complete
How To Know If Your Wife Is A Thesaurus reviews
This salad is really good, did you add chapstick?
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Complete
Longneck Lucy reviews
Poison ivy makes me erase my toes and redraw them with a color pencil
Poetry: Religion - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Complete
Pumpkin Patch Blues, Inherit
No es apto para ninos Stocking stuffer of dec. 18th Uncanny acting
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Complete
Shock Your Antibiotical feed
It's about time we bought enough constipation to block up the ocean
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Complete
Roger II
Luco Fluko, your paper is happy
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Complete
He Seemed Nice Until He Broke My Neck
Breathe transission into your ape-like sunblock can't quite see the purple mush.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Complete
Confirm Your Pear Tree
Liquid Santa, Liquid Santa where are your barabonds? Where are your pencils?
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Complete
How Do You Justify Emily's Monster?
I have hope that a rifle will do the math, make these jaws a chain production with your rockstar
Poetry: Religion - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Complete
Name Your Child, Skycat, Champion of Feces reviews
A void in the person of mother, jobs.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Complete
Discard Your Gift Card
Loss is an aspect of glass, meterologists give Yak meat
Poetry: Politics - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Complete
Hoopster Espanol reviews
She bit off my eyebrow! Karate in the shower!
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Complete
I Smoked Mount Rushmore The Other Day
Think that's real blood in your veins? I Don't think so, It must be fake, how else would they get it all in their so fast?
Poetry: Religion - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Complete
Don't Read This, I Said Don't Ever
The globe protects the rabbit, but if the fire is burning then we can end the apocolypse a weekend early
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Western/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Complete
What is Love?
Radiation infectin all our ears, please step right this way
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Complete
Banana, What Cookie Envelope
Petuna, petuna, where is your manure machine that condenses my soup
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Complete
Arizona Is Latin
Last week I went to Candyland and ate everyone!
Poetry: Nature - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Complete
Demonic Forces Live In Bog Saget
You will testify wednesday, and the game will do everything!
Poetry: Work - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Complete
Dr Koichi's Magical Meat
Demonic forces live inside Bog Saget
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Complete
A Crash Course in Crashing Cars
Magical towels, magical towels, magical bowels, Crayola product placement ideas
Poetry: Nature - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Complete
Honey, I Mutilated The Kids
Do not trust a talking hamburger, it reaks of necrophilia
Poetry: School - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Complete
Industrialists Often Dissapear In Telephone Booths reviews
Baby, my left lung is filled with Wal-mart picture frames, I dont think I'll buy salt and pepper shakers today
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Complete
Start Your Survival Guide With Suicide Advice
Freshly graded parmesan on your trash bag?
Poetry: School - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Complete
Political Correctness Offends Me
When the zombies come, be sure to give them your engagement ring
Poetry: War - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Complete
This is not Soda Ingredients
Let the emberfall and climb a new mountain, preferably one with caterpillars
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Complete
Ezra and Her Pizza War
When the drums play, tuck your head between you knees and eat your friend chicken, I promise it will still taste like chicken
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Complete
Inciser IQ Proficient Downfall
With this mouth full of furry Garbles it's hard to create the right syrum
Poetry: Religion - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Published: 8/20/2008
Chapter 1 of ROBOTIC men
I've been Humming the tune of a Silo for years, I ordered pizza so bring your cologne collection
Poetry: Nature - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
Spanish People Somtimes Turn Into Bloodthirsty Can
Damnation is approximately Tony Danza, and he sleeps well at night knowing about the apple trees
Poetry: Politics - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Published: 8/19/2008
Wet My Socks and Call Me Mr Airbag
I will feel you dreaming, I will squeal like a pig in your nostril
Poetry: School - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Published: 8/19/2008
I Threw Away My Underwear Today
ding ding dong dong, Willy Billy can sing us a rocky song
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Published: 8/19/2008
Dinosaurs Are Only Extinct on The Weekends
I'm Teaching lessons in BioChemistry under my sink, I'll teach if you bring your best pie
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Published: 8/19/2008
I Am Doomed To Live As A Postcard Forever
I opened my parachute and little gremlins popped out and sang morbid songs
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Published: 8/19/2008
BO Hairdresser Chronicle reviews
A Citrus scent may kill germs, but it may often haunt a local cemetary in the apparition form of a turtle
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Complete
I never Travel Without AT Least 2 Televisions
The temple has many earwigs crawling about, I'll call the mechanic and have him clean it up first thing tomorrow
Poetry: Religion - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Published: 8/18/2008
Please Remove Your Colon, it Offends me
I added a month to the calender and called it Verizon: Lord of Glass
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Published: 8/12/2008
There's a Machine For Everything even building exp
I will stand on fire, but if you hold my hand I might throw up some new form of magnesium
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Published: 8/12/2008
Bankruptcy and Black Plague
If we could wrap every Chihuahua in plastic wrap, do you think the sun would shrink?
Poetry: School - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Published: 8/12/2008
Ouch! I Hit My Head on the Sky
Please evaluate my sleep! It seems to like spicy food, throw away your trash, Burt!
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Published: 8/11/2008
Human Shoeman in Tuvan
I had a fever, we often used infective medicines to treat non-quarantined Wings
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Published: 8/11/2008
Kodak Moments with Kodak Bears
Hyperventilate, Shelly, your ceiling is covered in Avacaddo skin
Poetry: Nature - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Published: 8/10/2008
Keep Your Head Above the Snow
I felt a source of Irish Sodium, please purify the christmas ornaments
Poetry: Politics - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Published: 8/10/2008
Environmentalists is another name for Sadists reviews
There are consequences to loving a tree such as alot of peppermint water
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/10/2008
Intestinal Politics: AKA Freddy Krueger
Fighting with my clothes, July comes pretty fast and goes like a pain reliever
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Published: 8/4/2008
Little Red Riding Corpse
When I unwind, I find that ducks infest my bone structure
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Published: 8/4/2008
When I Got My Film Developed, I Saw Pictures of De
Another time I was sliding down a slide and there was a talking grocery bag
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Published: 7/31/2008
Gas Will Cost Letter Amounts in the Future
Sometimes I go to the Bakery and fondle Ravens
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete