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Hey. My name's Laurie.

get the whole not a truck thing now? ;)

i am of the female gender, for those of you confused by the unisex name, and to me, reading = uber

someday i hope to be a book editor, as i have no motivation when it comes to writing my own stuff. but hey. it's cool. i'm over it. sobs

i adore the whole love/hate cliche. I positively squirm in delight when i read a good one, so heads up on any fab ones would be much appreciated (:

shout-outs to SKOW, FPSSA and adropofromeo. They're 'brilliant, brilliant, brilliant i tell you! genius i say!'

erm. yeah. emperors new groove. in case you were, you know, wondering.

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Bright Photography: Evelyn Vine Be Mine by Chelle Mitchiter reviews
BOOK TWO. I shivered as a strange, prickly sensation wandered up my spine, as though someone was watching me. I froze as I saw him, sitting across the field in the stand opposite mine. How long had he been here? Had he been watching me?SKOW WINNER! Putting back up!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,860 - Reviews: 1695 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 5/9/2016 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Complete
Getting Malcolm by pinkmist reviews
He stared down at me, eyes dark and unrelenting. "Do you want Malcolm?" Stupid question. But I nodded anyway. "Then kiss me." Talk about getting caught between a rock and a hard place. *SKoW Winner*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 140,913 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 1,413 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 6/29/2006
Reason and Romance Redux by Myrika reviews
A drunken one night stand with Alex Montgomery is a complication Adrian Blake doesn't need, especially not when he's her new stepbrother. /PUBLISHED/
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 5,177 - Reviews: 4312 - Favs: 1,791 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Complete
Vertigo by Carmel March reviews
Life was complicated enough. Her job required a clearance, several passports, and lying to her boyfriend. When she gets mixed up with the CIA's fifth Most Wanted, she has to go undercover with her partner as his fiancée. It doesn't help that he's overprotective, that they have to sleep in the same bed, or that he manages to get into that little compartment behind her heart. [FIN]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 173,148 - Reviews: 1468 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Complete
So Much to Learn by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
Complete After a rather hideous break up with her boyfriend due to her inability to 'put out', Talia bullies her brother's best friend into teaching her the complexities of a 'full' relationship. Turns out uni courses have nothing on life lessons! **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 9,369 - Reviews: 3002 - Favs: 3,668 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Complete
Saving from Monkeys by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
I had known Elliot Sinclair since I was 10 and never felt any compulsion to get naked with him. What could possibly have happened last night to change that? I prodded my sozzled mind for an answer, but none was forthcoming. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 4,619 - Reviews: 1521 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Complete
Tangled by Em Wolf reviews
Attracting, repelling, and colliding; their chemistry, to say the least, was explosive. Strangely enough, it wasn't with Tess's would-be boyfriend, but his asshole of a best friend, who is intent on keeping them apart. REMOVED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 32,923 - Reviews: 1615 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 9/16/2005
Ugly Duckling Turned Swan by farryn reviews
She was a chubby, awkward outcast bullied by the mean students of Ashwood Academy. Their King -although handsome and rich- was the cruelest, and drove her away. Now Savannah is back, more beautiful than ever, and ready to exact revenge. *DISCONTINUED*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,730 - Reviews: 1865 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 1,256 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 10/23/2007
Heart Lotion SPF 20 by Vena Cava reviews
The moment Honey Smith sets foot in South Merritt Academy, she unknowingly becomes the target of an unspoken challenge, setting into motion a self-fulfilling prophecy that will forever change the lives of South Merritt’s Elite Five.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 127,124 - Reviews: 2213 - Favs: 1,739 - Follows: 1,943 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 6/6/2008
The Deadly Flower by Carmel March reviews
She's a strong, independent P.I. just trying to get through each day. Unbeknownst to her, she's dangerous to vampires. She gets sucked into their world when all vampires make a choice: kill her or turn her. Except for one. He wants to save her. [COMPLETE]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 167,828 - Reviews: 2353 - Favs: 1,370 - Follows: 1,102 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
Don't Fall For The Players by LoveAlways03 reviews
Don't fall for the biggest player in school, that's what I have always told myself since starting high school but with him trapping me in bathrooms with him and pushing us into janitors closets he is starting to make remembering that rule very difficult. *Complete*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 209,644 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Complete
Something Borrowed, Something Taboo by tomatak reviews
Deirdre Jones coaxes her friend into attending her ex's wedding and weekend celebration to show him what he's missing but she meets an unexpected man who makes her forget - and introduces her to a dark sexual path Deirdre didn't even know she craved.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,622 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 4/21/2012
Blink by MirasolAbeille reviews
The invisible girl's in love with the boy who talks to machines. But he's on his way up, she's on the run, it's hard to tell good from evil, and even the superheroes are incorporated. Not your everyday fantasy romance.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,172 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 5/2/2010
Caught in the Crowd by rosieroo reviews
They used to be best friends until her betrayal tore them apart. Three years later, he's back, only to discover she's become everything they used to hate. But that's not the only thing that's changed over three years... HIATUS
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,403 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 4/25/2010
An Unexpected Journey by LeenElle reviews
Ella's family moves to California to avoid the Civil War. Now, she's stuck in a place where everything is different, even the little boy she fell in love with at four years old. Will her determination see her through? Full summary on profile!
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,754 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010
The Mad and The Conqueror by G0bSmackt reviews
It'd be fair to say Madison McHale has a little trouble controlling her temper. It'd be fair to say Caine Jeffries is a little bit of a player. Insert a bet, an ultimatum, dysfunctional families, meddlesome friends... and you've got yourself a love story.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 229,240 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 1,230 - Follows: 1,198 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009
Love Game by All Over You reviews
She's the sarcastic bitchy girl. He's the panty-dropping manwhore. The only rule of the game: Don't fall in love. Who ever falls first, loses. COMPLETE. REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 1,523 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Complete
Good Girls Go Bad by All Over You reviews
She's untouchable, unattainable, and not to mention gorgeous. He had to have her. He's the new guy, the bad boy, and totally her type. She couldn't stay away. COMPLETE. REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 1508 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Complete
Liberation Girl by Written reviews
-Complete- Lysa thought being the Emperor's only daughter was tough, and that was -before- the handsome rebel came into her life.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,482 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Complete
Not So Crash Hot by rosieroo reviews
FIN-Regan's life is filled with nasty queen bees, high school parties, discriminative cliques, torturous camps, soccer, her popular brother and sister, and this certain male enemy who won't leave her alone! Logan Williams wasn't prepared to play with fire [runner up Best Cliche at SKoW]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,113 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
From Pauper to Princess by jukeboxsabotage reviews
Winter, model extraordinaire, hasn't always had a wonderful life. Kier Covington seems like a God, the way the media raves about him. When they have to model together, sparks fly and he wants her. [content removed]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 9/12/2005 - Complete
Games by snarglepuff reviews
Isabel is your ordinary lascivious girl with quite the reputation. However, when she meets Jason Collins, the new badass in town, she seems to be outmaneuvered. Their acquaintance turns into a game to see who can give into desire first. Rated M for smut.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,411 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 12/20/2008
None Other Than by Mac Vicchrilli reviews
You think I like him? You've got to be kidding. Darren Teigan is the most stubborn, pompous, pigheaded, egotistical creature that ever existed." Emma says nothing and I blanch. "He's... right behind me, isn't he..." COMPLETE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,387 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 1,329 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Complete
The Latest Attraction by VelvetWriter reviews
Stella has lived her life as her brother's twin, invisible to the men in her life. As that changes, she struggles to figure out where she stands with her brother's best friend Armando and the image she has created for herself as one of the guys in the ban
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,888 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 9/12/2003 - Complete
She Burns Like the Sun by RayChull reviews
Kate hates to sleep and loves to lie. Nate's blunt, gorgeous, and overly critical. She's his sister's best friend, and he's used to getting what he wants. It takes a flying tampon to get them to realize they hate each other, and subsequently want to shag.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,226 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 8/20/2007
Sleeping Around on Sam by Lizzy-Lou reviews
Delilah promised her boyfriend Sam that she would never sleep with his brother, the most sought after boy in school, but when Jack really turns on the charm, will it prove too much for Lila to resist? And if she does fall for him, will he change for her?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 99,332 - Reviews: 1264 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 12/6/2007 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Complete
Falling For You by annicel reviews
Naughty Catholic school boys? Forbidden trysts in darkened classroms? What in the world has a pretty, proper girl like Breanna Denton gotten herself into? She's about to learn that sometimes taking risks is the only way to truly live...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 69,506 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 1/23/2007 - Published: 6/16/2005
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