HI my name is-- yeah so my mom taught me not to talk to strangers so I'll make up a name... it can be... of course i like bread so my name can be BREAD... NO I'm just kidding my real name is Devin (yes I'm a girl, and yes I know that it's a boy's name) and i really don't have much to say... but for those people who like to get up close and personal I'll tell you a little bit about myself...

my fav author(s):it changes depending on what i'm reading at the time so right now it has got to be Stephenie Meyer (Twilight, New Moon, Ecslipe and Breaking Dawn, & the novel The Host.), louise rennison (Love is a Many Trousered Thing), ellen hopkins (Crank, Glass) , Lois Lowry (Number the Stars), Marked (the series) by P.C Cast & Kristin Cast and so fourth...

my fav book(s): I know that you think that I'm going to say Twilight, but you're all wrong! My favorite book is actually a book called Shiva's Fire by Suzanne Fisher Staples & Scribbler of Dreams by Mary E. Pearson.

my future occupation:probably be like a pastry chef or something like that... if you've ever seen ace of cakes..food network period i love it...!! or probably a Montessori teacher because i love children...

race: a caramel mixture of brownessosity... (Black...)

grade level: GRADUATEEEEE CLASS OF TWENTY-TEN! :)

in a relationship: currently no, but it's not for a lack of trying... (yes it is. but what can I say? i'm a lazy person.)

age: in the words of christian tv, "when she turns 18... she'll finally be free to dooo what she wants to dooo!" :) except, my lifes not going to the tune of that song haha

job: yes, i'm very responsible. I work at a montessori school. before you get to that lovely state of cooing over all the adorable kids, don't. It's not that great. I mean I love the kids, but toddlers are vicious.

fav artist:well seeing as i'm not like the other people of my race, my fav band has absolutely got to be... I don't know I just love all alternative music & some rap... well I'm listening to Jack's Mannequin right now so I think that counts as a fav... right? I don't know I think right now it's got to be INTERPOL! Nope. I think that hands down it has got to be Brand New

fav movie(s): probably my favorite is The Notebook, along with 300 what can I say I'm enthusaic about war movie... seriously if you haven't sen these movies you should.

if you are familiar with classychik then you know that she is crazy well so i'm i...that might have something to do with the fact of why we are friends and babe if you read this then don't get mad cause i put you out there like that... love you skittles... Just call us thing one and thing two because we are like two identical prada shoes... don't worry about trying to understand, it just ryhmed so I wrote it... (and don't call us that seriously I was just joking...)

Heres a story to explain to why I'm so crazy:

I was walking down the hall with a guy that i liked at school and he goes "I got my phone taken up today..." and i was really listening, or at least i think that i was... and for some reason i was staring intently at the clock and i was like "what?!" and of course he was confused so i explained that i thought he said,"my balls can touch the clock" and he thought that i was retarded and asked me if i did drugs and i told him i didn't and never will... besides its not like i need it... The conversation continued on to ask if i ever done drugs and i sheepishly admitted that i hadn't, which led to him kinda yelling at me in front of his world history class... i think he was being mean because he did drugs, now that i look back on it he was an awful little boy... but i still love him... kinda... not as much though... kinda like a friend now

Hmm you want me to describe myself in one word you say?:
funlovingcrazyviolenttemperedevilmischevousdiabolicalnice

One thing that I really despise (hate is a really strong word...)?:
don't fuck with my friends or my family, seriously. My friends are basically apart of my family, and family is family... I know some of you agree with me on this too...

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I wasBLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism

CONTACCCTING ME?

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Playlists From Stories (includes links to vids on youtube! at least some of them do...):Just click on the story titles. If the song is individually hyper-linked, then it has a link to youtube and is not included in the playlist. Bolded songs are chapter titles. And since music is my drug of choice, this will probably be updated each week, if not less...

I'm Quite Afraid So...

1. muse "supermassive blackhole"
2. taking back sunday "make damn sure"
3. queens of the stone age "3's and 7's"
4. taking back sunday "liar (it takes one to know one)"
5. queens of the stone age "no one knows"
6. minus the bear "ice monster"
7. foreverinmotion "hot air ballon"
8. tv on the radio "wolf like me"
9. wolfmother "woman"
10. missy elliot "ching-a ling"
11. the used "pain"
12. 3oh!3 "don't trust me"
13. madina lake "pandora"
14. saosin "bury your head"
15. saosin "i've become what i've always hated"
16. whitey "sweet words for the sour"
17.dashboard confessional "vindicated"
18.saosin "it's far better to learn"
19. staind "right here"
20. forever the sickest kids "she a lady"
21. forever the sickest kids "hey brittany"
22. forever the sickest kids "believe me, i'm lying"
23.chevelle "the red"
24.nyles lannon "lost in the stars" (this one actually requires a little work, all you have to do is look for the song on the website's playlist; if you haven't figured it out, it's not youtube...)
25.the almost "say this sooner"
26.the strokes "reptilia"
jumpsuit apparatus "face down"
28.the red jumpsuit apparatus "you better pray"
29.madina lake "here I stand"
30.does it offend you, yeah? "we are rockstars"
31.the reconteurs "steady as she goes" (honorable mention)

The Downsides In Matchmaking: Coming Soon... hopefully
1.The weeks "buttons"
2.marcy's playground "sex & candy"
3.nellyfurtado "maneater"
4.

Extended Summaries:

I'm Quite Afraid So...
My parents take a second honeymoon, and I'm wishing for a perfect worst summer... Why you ask? Well, because that I'm spoiled and they wouldn't take me too. What can I say, I'm but I get what I want, most of time. I still can't believe that they told me no. Their only child! Don't look at me like that, I can whine if I want to... But now I'm stuck here why they go on their cruise to the Barbados with Nicole's parents! It's not fair, I need a tan too... Now I've learned that wishes come true. And needless to say, I got what I wanted but with Satan's extra perks... Looks like fate has negleted me again!

ATTENTION READERS of True Love Way & Impossible: 10/14/09
I'm taking both stories down indefinitely to do some major rewriting. I know, I'm already in the middle of rewriting the first one, but I think I'm headed somewhere specific this time. I think that you can look forward to finding one of either story next spring. I'm sorry for the inconvenience. But thanks for reading the story. And I hope that you check out my other two stories.

Status updates on hiatus-ed stories:

True Love Way:

Now to be called "The Book of Changes". Prologue complete. Expect to see it sometime in early spring.

12/6/09: I've decided to make this story my first double P.O.V story. It will includes both p.o.v's by the the main characters Jared & Vanessa. This story is currently still not completed either but as mentioned expect to see its reappearance in early spring.

9/22/10: yeah, I can honestly say that I haven't been working with this story at all this year. So, I think that this story is on permanent hiatus for now... I'm sorry to any of you guys that were looking forward to this story's reappearance.

Impossible:

currently still not completed. expect to see it's reappearance in late winter.

12/6/09: This story just gets absolutely no love right now. I don't know if I'm going to repost this story or not. It depends on the feedback I get from the readers on doing so.

9/22/10: Now this story, it's my baby. So you can expect to see it's return very soon.

But since like these stories are really near and dear to my heart i need you to review them... don't like be mean i don't want you to make me cry not that i would but still don't be dicks just like tell me what you think that i should change...

Don't get down on me too much for the grammar and punctuation. I know what your thinking its bothersome. But when I proof read the story, I don't find mistakes until I read it a second time. Concentrate on the story and if you can make out what i'm trying to say get that point across and i'm a vair slow person so just like try and be patient for the time being i'm mostly a pen and paper type of person but we'll be talking pretty soon i'm sure

love always

msallaroundperfect phwoar

p.s.: i speak in a different language because of the louise rennission books so bear with me please... Smiles,winks (phwoar means kisses) and any thing with -ossity added to the end. Yup, you can thank Georgia Nicolson for that.

p.p.s: forgot to metion that I speaking in a language of my own also(well actually it more spanish in english, but without the edits) for example I'll talk backward sometimes. Please bear with me, I'm learning spanish and it sometimes affect my english. (it'd probably look along the lines of something like this "casa de mi hermana" which translates to "house of my sister" as you can see that does not make any since) , and it gets into my writing when I'm in a zone, so if you don't understand something call me out on it, it's cool...

p.p.p.s.: also I listen to music when I'm writing so you'll sometimes find dropped sentences that go into song lyrics. It probably look like some thing along the lines of "That one tree tops I'm feeling yummy head to toe..." yeah so call me out on that too because people that actually live in the sane world will not understand what I'm talking about. (no eboni you don't live in a sane world... so you'll understand this)

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