Jello: I am an amateur poet and I love to write stories. I don't have any stories here because they are all too long for me to put here but mellow will eventually type up all of my stories and some crazy idea about the military life in 0000 which is the year that Jesus was born when they didn't have a military which means that she won't write anything!!...and that means that I just used up an insanely long time to type that up for nothing!! I am an idiot!! Mellow...the floor is yours...No, you can't have any more cookies!!

Mellow: ...And I thought I was bad at grammar... talk about a run-on sentence... Anyway, I'm Mellow. I am called that for no apparent reason, except that it rhymes with Jell-O. It's true. I'm a writer, and for the sake of everyone elses' brain cells, I prefer to stay away from writing poetry. I'm bad. Sure, it rhymes, but... very strange and unexplainable things happen...

(still Mellow)I like cookies, oatmeal cookies, and cookies with milk. I dislike burnt cookies. I also tend to use "..." a lot. I've already done it... (counts on fingers) seven times. I like dissecting frogs. I dislike multiplying polynomials, and pre-algebra as a whole. I need to get my priorities straight. I like poking out the eyeballs the best... And I still haven't writen anything on this site yet! :)

Jello:She is just showing off the fact that she can type faster than me but I can write faster!! Okay maybe it's a little messy but at least I can read it...even though no one else can but why do they care about my handwriting? It is mine!!

UPDATE: 7/24/10

Jello: Hey ya'll! I know it's been like...2 years since we've written on here, but with both Mellow and I being in colorguard(stereotypes aren't true btw)we have not had a lot of time to type ridiculous stuff on this site like we would enjoy to...anyway, I'm working on a very odd story, which is pretty much on the opposite spectrum of the unvierse compared to the rest of my writings...anyhoo, It's about time for Mellow to talk, so I guess I should be nice and let her have the keyboard...darn...

Mellow: Um... hey again, everyone. I have nothing to say, except that I have been procrastinating (as usual) and still haven't posted anything that meets my standards (as usual). My standards are too high... I never get things the way I want them...

Jello: What Mellow means to say is that she is too much of a wimp to let everyone else read what she's writing...

Mellow: Exactly!

Jello: ...that was supposed to be an insult, but whatever...anyway, while Mellow is off in Lala land dreaming about her boyfriend, I'll update you on what has happened since we were last on this site...we started highschool and colorguard, I made top band at the highschool playing my flute, got rid of my braces, got and lost a boyfriend and totally fell head over heels for a junior who is now a senior): On top of that, both Mellow and I have had huge fights and eventually ended up laughing at the mad and upset faces we made at eachother, but we are still best friends(: Thank the lord because I'd be dead without her...and I finished 'a romance to remember' and intend on sending it to a publisher...once I rewrite it about 50 times. I am now combining 3 stories inot one to make a quadiliogy(4 book series-mellow made up the word). The series combines a story about a guy who turns into a fish when he touches ocean water, the war in afghanistan being controlled by shadow men calle Kirks, and a CIA agent working to find a woman with mysterious powers...who he happens to be married to. Good and confusing, right? If you have any names that would be good for the story, please let me know. Otherwise I can't put it on this site becayse it needs a name and I don't want something lame like 'Fuman'(fish human), 'what actually happens in afghanistan' can you say 'lame'?

Mellow: oh, I can totally say LAME. LAMELAMELAMELAMELAME. On that happy note, be bid you adue...(if that is how you spell it...)