TheMonomaniacalGoblin
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Joined 06-11-08, id: 616307, Profile Updated: 01-27-10
Author has written 10 stories for Life, Song, Romance, Sci-Fi, General, Action, and Horror.

Ahoy thar! I'm TheMonomaniacalGoblin.

MONOMANIA (noun)--

1. (no longer in technical use) a psychosis characterized by thoughts confined to one idea or group of ideas.

2. an inordinate or obsessive zeal for or interest in a single thing, idea, subject, or the like.

Feel free to call me Gobs, or any variation of. I've also picked up the nicknames Alby and Fanta.

The rest of this profile is by all means, optional reading.


Current/Main WIP: Tell Me Why You Cry- My best work so far. It's my one serious work which I am considering publishing. Please feel free to give feedback on that. : )


Latin II : Veni, Vidi, Dormir.


THE ADDAMS FAMILY!

Girl Scout: Is this made from real lemons?
Wednesday: Yes.
Girl Scout: I only like all-natural foods and beverages, organically grown, with no preservatives. Are you sure they're real lemons?
Wednesday: Yes.
Girl Scout: Well, I'll tell you what. I'll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Do we have a deal?
Wednesday: Are they made from real Girl Scouts?

Morticia: Children, what are you doing?
Wednesday: I'm going to electrocute him.
Morticia: But we're late for the charity auction.
Wednesday: But, Mother...
Morticia: I said no.
Pugsley: Pleeaaaase?
Morticia: Oh, all right.

Wednesday: May I have the salt.
Morticia: What do we say?
Wednesday: (sternly) Now.

Morticia: Wednesday's at that very special age when a girl has only one thing on her mind.
Ellen: Boys?
Wednesday: Homicide.


"Speak the truth, but leave immediately after."

-Slovenian proverb


THANK YOU FOR GRACING MY PAGE WITH YOUR PRESENCE. HAVE A NICE DAY.

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While Screaming at the Moon by Caecilia reviews
Calyx thought they could last forever... See what happens if anyone tries to prove her wrong. --BEING REWRITTEN--
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,468 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008
VengeanceSaga Book One by MightyMaid reviews
Revenge has it's way of weaving itself into the life of a not so human Duchess.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,747 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/10/2009
A Very Roadhouse Pine Tree Day by Caecilia reviews
A collection of Pine Tree day err... Christmas... themed Roadhouse bits and pieces. Rewritten songs, poems... Maybe a story-poem. A Storoem. Maybe a story!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/12/2008
Roadhouse D and D by Nolonegrusedaccount reviews
The members of the Roadhouse have all been kidnapped by a mysterious person and forced into a room where, if they don't play a game of D&D they will suffer a fate worse than death...supposedly.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,205 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Complete
Girl's Night Out by Violent Messiah reviews
Katja Petrov rarely gets a night off from work. It's ever rarer when her adopted sister Valentina gets time off & they can spend time together. So what exactly happens when two highly trained killers take a night off? It won't be dull, that's for sure.
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,803 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2008
Tatterdemalion by The Glass Raven reviews
Jace is a young man, traumatized by his uncle after being forced to live with him. He decides to finally escape the man's grasp one day and heads out on his own. Jace finds himself believing he is a demon and must fulfill a prophecy.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,468 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 10/17/2008
Parallel by Maplewing reviews
Two friends have the ability to travel to alternate worlds. Only there's one catch. As Trigger puts it, "Dying. No one had said it was any fun."
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/24/2008
Neighbours by Ebony Glasse reviews
ONE-SHOT They were the bane of each other's existence. They lived next to each other. They had never met one another.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Complete
Six Months by Ceog4ever1 reviews
For the first time in six months, she cried."
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Complete
Thread by The Exuberant reviews
ill color you black, ill color you broken. your going to die, for words unspoken.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
They Me They've Made by The Exuberant reviews
about how a girl is depressed because kids pick on her...please read!
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
Sincerely by The Exuberant reviews
a girl is depressed and her parents dont know...way better than it sounds!
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Complete
Charlotte Calls by Chairman Mao reviews
A young 14 year old boy and his two best friends stumble upon this cell phone lying on the ground. That is where the story and suspense begins.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,085 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 2/23/2008
Bunraku Seirei: Midnight Laine by ByYourSide reviews
Midnight, and ghosts come alive. Midnight, and I suffer.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Complete
Cult of the Car by Varda-Elbereth-Elentari reviews
Vivian Lange is the unwilling heir of Vance Lange, car thief extraordinaire. To avoid a bloody feud, she takes temporary leadership of her late father's gang. But when an interesting new cult shows up in town, Vivian must decide where her loyalties lie.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,110 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
The Puppet Man by Swimming in a Fish Bowl reviews
Noah found God in a storm drain. Rating may go up.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,165 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/19/2007 - Published: 11/30/2006
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Tell Me Why You Cry reviews
It's never the kid's fault. It's our fault- what we tell them, why we lie to them, everything we cover up. Society's crumbling before our eyes. These kids who're supposedly our future are wrecking it. That's why they die. I'm here to make that happen.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,166 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009
Time Won't Let Me Go reviews
Caz, the only child of a late prominent mafia figure, is taken into The Life. But there's no room for mistakes on The Streets. Everyone knows that if you step out of line, you face the consequences. Dropped due to fail. Sorry.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/10/2009
Drabble of an Insomniac on Halloween reviews
For some, Halloween is an excuse to dress funny and demand candy from strangers. For a mentally ill insomniac, it just might kill. Drabble- Oneshot.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
Take Your Suicide Pills reviews
The meds dulled my senses, repressed my thoughts. I no longer felt like I was living. But they told me that was fine. That it was normal. And that I was getting better. So I believed them. I trusted them.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Complete
Thanksgiving reviews
With a national holiday comes unfamiliar, uncomfortable company. Maybe it's best to be alone, after all. Maybe that's all one can hope to be thankful for.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Complete
Escapades of the Romantically Challenged reviews
A series of oneshots revolving around the romantically challenged and the poor people subjected to them- pranks, misunderstandings, hookups, breakups, tripups, and generally F-ups galore! Rating slightly varies between chapters- from a low T to low M.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008
Scene Three, Action! reviews
Boy meets Girl, Boy loses Girl, Girl comes to her senses... Boy and Girl receive paychecks. As always, not your typical Hollywood romance.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Complete
Only In Your Dreams reviews
He used to be her world... until a wise man came along and tossed in his two cents worth.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
Isolation reviews
Two words; Isolation & Vanity.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Complete
Edge Of The World reviews
How many ways have you to considered to die? There's a girl standing at the edge of the world, ready to jump. But the question is... will she?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Complete