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Boys and Other Useless Things by The Smile Machine reviews
Meet Gabriel, the sexy nymphomaniac. Will, the cunning genius. And Max, the charming fool. This is the story of three frat boys who thought they knew everything about the female sex... until they met the women who could tame them.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,475 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Complete
Glow Sticks by Mad for Figs reviews
Six years after my ex-best friend and neighbor chose drugs and alcohol over our friendship, the first thing he says to me is that I look like a walking, life-size glow stick. One of the first things I say to him is that he's sexy as hell, because well... he is. Too bad I'm way too high to understand the consequences of my actions.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,920 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Complete
The Scent of Colour by procrastinatenow reviews
Levi is 24. He is fit, healthy and likes listening to music. He drinks a lot of tea and has a dog called Midget. Levi is blind. Casey is 21. She is at uni, works in a bar and enjoys watching movies. She drinks a lot of beer and has a rowdy group of friends. They meet and it's irritation at first sight.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,307 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Complete
The Guy Next Door by Mad for Figs reviews
-ONE SHOT- I was in love with him... the frat boy... the guy who lived across the hall. But he would only talk with me when he was drunk; otherwise, he'd act like I didn't exist. Talk about being unlucky in love.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,075 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Complete
The Garrity Girls and the Bowman Boys by SophieInPink reviews
Don't get me wrong, I still hate the boy. But I also kind of want to lick gooey roasted marshmallows off his chiseled abs. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,904 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Complete
Waffle No More by Lenni reviews
Wendy the Waffle Girl is now Wendy the I-Couldn't-Give-a-Crap Waitress at a local Italian restaurant during the summer before college, and her quirky sarcasm seems to have caught the attention of cute coworker Vincent. He just might try to ask her out… but not if her wayward boyfriend Max has anything to say about it. /ONE SHOT & follow up to "Leggo My Ego"/
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,171 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Complete
Up in the Rigging by Fabulous Georgina reviews
To Cara, working her way across the Atlantic to escape poverty seems straightforward enough. But, with a kind captain, a snarky first mate and ship full of men, she might find something at sea she didn't anticipate. SKoW Winner: Best Drama R11. FINISHED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 134,670 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Complete
Pseudocliché by xoxluurve reviews
ONESHOT. What's the cut-off gap where a girl is allowed to like someone younger than herself without losing her mind over it? Never mind. Amelia was pretty much doomed from the moment he said hello.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,966 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Complete
A Life Guide to Prolonging the Inevitable by EruptingFender9 reviews
Video games and comic books are not cool. Charlie Moyer knows this. She doesn't need a constant reminder—especially from her worst enemy. But when she comes back five years later without the glasses and braces, Shane Griffith is first on her list.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,089 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Complete
The Bleachers by justmaybe reviews
One-shot. Emma met Tyler freshmen year of high school while sitting next to each other on the bleachers in gym class. From the moment he introduced himself, she knew she was a goner. With that ridiculous smile of his, how could she resist?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,584 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Complete
Picture by Cloverdale reviews
Tyler wasn't here anymore. I was going to a bar, I was going to get drunk, and I was bringing home a man. Only Matt wasn't it. And definitely not Derrick. Is anyone going to be enough? ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,085 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Complete
Kissing Booth Princess by hotcheri reviews
"Pucker up, princess," he murmured, grazing his lips temptingly over Nala's as he spoke. Manning a kissing booth during summer led to stolen phones, mall encounters, phone smushing and more. Manning a kissing booth led Nala to Chase. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 62,876 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Complete
Connections by anneofamilliondays reviews
An aspiring actress, Sally, works for a reclusive writer who depends on her as a connection to the outside world.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,523 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Complete
Call it Survival Instinct by spaghetti reviews
It's holy-crap cold, and that isn't something Nia does well. Maybe her hot-but-jerky neighbour can give her a hand with that? "Are you crazy? For all I know you might tie me up and chop off my head with your axe and steal the contents of my purse." onesho
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,957 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Complete
Misery Company by Isabelle88 reviews
He's her enemy and Mr. Popular at school, she learns something that could destroy him but instead she ends up helping him keep the secret; if she doesn't kill him first. Lots of angst and humor. These two aren't falling for each other easily.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 54,741 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Complete
Combinations by CaveDwellers reviews
Guy: "You need me." Girl: "No I don't." Guy: "Yes you do." Girl: "F!#K you! Get out of my house!" One could say that this is where their love story began. Shortstory for kleopatra 218. COMPLETE
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,972 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Complete
Dose of Your Own by Our Heartfelt Lies reviews
Hi, my name is Kelsey Sanders and I'm too nice to be mean even when I think he deserves it. Even when I'm sure he broke my sister's heart. So why give him mine to do it all over again? Big mistake, Andrew Wiser told me so and he's always right. Complete!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 236,432 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Complete
The Heartbreaker by i-luv-smoothies reviews
There are fifty three reasons for Andrea Jenkins not to fall in love with Tyler Hutchence. Thing is, after accidentally marrying him in Vegas while trying to save her restaurant from his clutches, she’s having a pretty hard time remembering them.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,201 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 11/22/2007
Playing With Fire by Pyrate Pryncess reviews
She hadn’t pushed him off of her… yet. Kylie was his fire, and he was going to play with her until she burned him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,422 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Complete
Four In The Morning by Samala90 reviews
Oneshot. This was it; this was the moment that would change her whole life; either crush her from the very core of her being, or save her. It would be the hardest thing she would ever have to live through. And yet… there was no turning back.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Complete
Mustard by gum is yum reviews
ONE SHOT. Remy's boyfriend Matt is perfect in every way except one: he has an infuriating best friend named Jack who just loves to bother her. "Do you think I find joy in the fact that all I can ever think about is you, no matter how hard I try not to?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,450 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
The Deal with Satan's Son by aerogirl401 reviews
Lark is in love with her best friend Brent, but is constantly annoyed by his older stepbrother Duncan. Duncan makes a bet with Lark to show her that Brent doesn't love her. Romance and tension ensue as Lark learns what being in love actually means.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,299 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Complete
One Night Stand Gone Wrong by Somebody To Love 08 reviews
This is a ONE SHOT about a one night stand. Kay, a lonely hurt businesswoman goes to te same bar every Friday to ease her mind. What happens when she meets the man who just might make her forget her vow to hate the male species forever?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,714 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Our Memories by awaitinglove reviews
ONE-SHOT The first time Tyler Harrison talked to me, he called me a fat, ugly cow. Being in kindergarten, I just cried and then socked him right in the face.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,078 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
Midnight Visits by somuchformyhappyending reviews
I'm in a tree outside his bedroom window. "Him" of course being the boy I love, but haven't talk to in...oh, a good four months...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,291 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Complete
Goodbye is the Beginning by awaitinglove reviews
[COMPLETE] So many things have happened in the past six years, including Laila taking in Aiden, a marriage, and Trent never visiting like he promised but then showing up unexpectantly. Trent and Laila are back in the SEQUEL of Making Him Notice.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,742 - Reviews: 1445 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Complete
Kiss Me, Kate by Mad for Figs reviews
[COMPLETE] He was my ex boyfriend's current girlfriend's ex boyfriend. Apparently that's the biggest reason why we should never be associated with one another. But too bad neither of us cared about the morals of society.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,549 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Complete
Could Be Paradise by Typesour reviews
The formula for a perfect marriage? Sunglasses, emotions gone haywire, and a pair of dirty liars are all main ingredients. [Complete]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 148,452 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/27/2007 - Published: 10/31/2003 - Complete
Island Olivier by elisefey reviews
What: Stranded. When: One screwed up summer vacation. Where: A deserted Island. How: Long story. Who: Me. And that guy who doesn’t really count because at this rate I’m gonna kill the jerk before we ever get rescued...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,956 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/6/2007 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Complete