Stalin's Wenis Guard
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Joined 06-20-08, id: 617796, Profile Updated: 05-23-12

Hello. I am Stalin's Wenis Guard.

I actually have another profile, and this one is just an experiment. For me. For you. I hope you enjoy what I've written and I hope it will help me be a better writer and learn more about you lovely people. The name is...just don't ask. My friends know...Alex, and I know, and that's all that matters.

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Six Weeks With Satan by woodstock1969 reviews
It should have been the best summer ever: a six week tour with my choir through six major cities in Europe. Sounds amazing, right? I thought so too, until I remembered who was going with me: Kurt Matthews, my obnoxious, infuriating nemesis. Oh joy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 130,794 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 1,602 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Complete
Bloodlust by SamanthaNicole reviews
REMOVED. Fiona Goodman wasn't your average 23-year-old. Her parents had been murdered, she lived with a coven of vampires, and had been promised to a man more dangerous than he appeared. Then Kane Turner came to town, and her life was turned upside down.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Complete
Much Better by JD Allen reviews
She was used to being unnoticed, that was nothing new. But when the mystery boy at school starts paying a shocking amount of attention to her, she's not quite sure what to do. Believe it? Deny it? Surely he couldn't really be into her...could he? REMOVED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Complete
Help Me by Kidwiththecap reviews
Do you believe in monsters? No? Me neither. I stopped beleiving in myself a long time ago.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,722 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Complete
Choosing Packs: Going Public by Demonic Huntress reviews
Jenny has settled in as alpha now, but Jeremy and Sylvan are pressuring her to choose one of them as her mate. When Jeremy gets impatient, he starts pushing, and Sylvan starts pushing back. In the meantime, a reporter is convinced he knows their secret.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,352 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Complete
Never the Bride by jellybeancurd reviews
If you had three bestfriends with their own "happily ever after", you would want one too! People say that love blossom at weddings. If only i had known eight years ago that it was where he needed to confess. one-shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Complete
Stand by Heterochromaniac reviews
An average girl suffers great loss and decides to shut herself off from the world, and she soon finds things out about herself that make this no longer possible. Adoption, discoveries, and new people send her on a journey to uncover herself and her world.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 88,836 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008
Love Notes by The Cat Died Nobly reviews
To her, the class was possibly the dullest thing she could ever do. That is, until the day she found a little note written on her desk from a boy the period before her...and things got a little more interesting. Short, cute oneshot; NOW WITH A FOLLOW UP!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Complete
Empty Apartment by munchiekins reviews
Liar liar, pants on fire. [slash]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Close Encounters, Inc by fazzingaway reviews
Complete! Between the three of us, we were probably connected to everyone in our year group and helped people meet the men or women of their dreams. But then one dream turned into a nightmare when I realised I'd fallen in love with the target…
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,605 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Complete
Trust by Mileana reviews
Becca had led a safe and ordinary life, until she meets the boy next door who changes her world for the better. But as things start to go too far, she wonders is it too late to turn back.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,079 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
Hips Noir by cynth ballerina reviews
[slash] It's not a secret, if even you deny that it's really happening.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
FrankInLove by Aggy Bird reviews
A modern day romance between monsters. Well, sort of. Slash, MM.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,464 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 60 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Complete
A Kiss in the Rain by Flawless Storm reviews
Leigh Bancroft and Luke Radcliffe get into a fight and make up with a kiss in the rain. It's not as simple as you may think. Either way, it's another short story. Please read and review if you want.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/12/2004 - Complete