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Joined 06-21-08, id: 617908, Profile Updated: 07-13-10
Author has written 9 stories for General, Essay, Horror, General, and Life.

Name: Alexandra a.k.a Flapjack-lover01

Age: 15

Country: Canada

Hometown: Montreal

Occupation: Student

Hobbies: Writing, reading, TV, internet, walking my dog, relaxing, plotting world domination...did I really say that, anime, etc.

Dislikes: The army, worms, cheesy romance novels, stereotyping, racism, sexist comments, video games, live TV, game shows, Ryan Seacrest, violence, crazy bombers, Hilary Clinton, voting, blood, needles, aids, cancer, death, yellow, pink, purple, zoos, Marineland (not everyone loves that place!), tofu, sushi, La Ronde, etc.

Likes: Emus, black, orange (the fruit as well), flowers, GaaSaku, SasuSaku, KakaSaku, the Narutoverse, art museums, cranberry juice, magic, bunnies, books, pens, food, friends & family, and of course pirates and unicorns!

Favorite TV Shows: Batman: The animated series, Avatar:the last airbender, Futurama, THE MISADVENTURES OF FLAPJACK, Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad, CSI:..., Elmo (good quality learning), King of the Hill, South Parc, Naruto, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, etc.

Favorite Books: Wuthering Heights, Wicked, Son of a Witch, Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister, Mirror, Mirror, Alice in Wonderland, Grimm Fairytales, Fallen, all Sarah Dessen novels, Shiver, The Complete Collection of Edgar Allen Poe, etc.

Favorite Movies: Alice in Wonderland, Wizard of Oz, Waterboy, Little Nicky, Beauty and the Beast, Harry Potter, Lion King 1 and 2, Pocahontas 1 and 2, Romeo and Juliet (the one with Leonardo DiCaprio), 10 Things I Hate About You, The Incredibles, Toy Story 1, 2and 3, Pride & Prejudice, Sense and Sensibility, Emma, Little Women, Little Princess, The Secret Garden, Pirates of the Caribbean, Aladdin 1-3, Fantasia (the newer one), Never Ending Story, Peter Pan (the new one), Hook, Return to Neverland, Finding Neverland (so sad), Interview with the Vampire, Princess Diaries 1-2, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Death at a Funeral (2007), Wilby Wonderful, etc.

Favorite Anime Movies: Spirited Away, Howl's Moving Castle, My Neighbor Totoro, Laputa: Castle in the Sky, Kiki's Delivery Service, Grave of the Fireflies, Princess Mononoke, The Cat Returns, Porco Rosso, Tales from Earthsea, Whisper of the Heart, Naruto movies 1-4, The Girl Who Leapt Through Time, Paprika, etc.

Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the better even of their blunders. -Nietzsche

How happy is the blameless vestal's lot! / The world forgetting, by the world forgot / Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind! / Each pray'r accepted, and each wish resign'd. - Alexander Pope

Sometimes I don't think people realize how lonely it is to be a kid. -Clementine from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Adults are, like, this mess of sadness and phobias.-Mary from Eternal Sunshine of the Sportless Mind

...you stop listening to what is true, and what is true is constantly changing. -Clementine from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

on the roof, naked and high Everything's so fucking green. -Uncle Alfie from Death at a Funeral (2007)

He may not have been a perfect man, but he was a good man, and he loved us. All I wanted to do today was to give him a dignified send-off. Is that really so much to ask? So, maybe, maybe he had some things he liked to do. Life isn't simple, it's complicated. We're all just thrown in here together, in a world full of chaos and confusion, a world full of questions and no answers, death always lingering around the corner, and we do our best. We can't only do our best, and my dad did his best. He always tried to tell me that you have to go for what you want in life because you never know how long you're going to be here. And whether you succeed or you fail, the most important thing is to have tried. And apparently no one will guide you in the right direction, in the end you have to learn for yourself. You have to grow up yourself. So when you all leave here today, I would like you to remember my father for who he really was: a decent, loving man. If only we could be as giving and generous and as understanding as my father was. Then the world would be a far better place. -Daniel from Dreath at a Funeral (2007)

"My heart is calm and pure …pure EVIL!" -Vegeta from Dragon Ball Z

"Being a good friend is like being a photographer…you have to search for the right moment!" -Vegeta from Dragon Ball Z


June 23, 2008

Hi, Flapjack-lover01 here. Just wanted to say hi and explain that there will not be a lot of stories on this site yet. Probably because I'm slow and a lazy ass. I also have a profile page on Fanfiction.net, crazysmile15 (shameless promotion). I hope to post something up soon, cross your fingers!

June 15, 2010

My Gawd, its been about three years since I've actually been on this site! I really meant it when I said that I was lazy! Anyway, I hope to update more often now that I've remembered the name of this damn site again!

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The Mating by charliej reviews
Elise had no idea when she came home that day that she'd end up mated to a complete stranger. A new Alpha and the need for an alliance between packs have made her pawn FPSSA WINNER - BEST SUPERNATURAL ROMANCE round 4 WARNING: sexually explicit scenes
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,741 - Reviews: 1232 - Favs: 1,939 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Complete
Innocence and Petulance by Sada Green reviews
**Story Removed** Now available as Amazon Kindle eBook!
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 6/12/2017 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Complete
Black Silk by The Brit reviews
Vic has two great loves in her life, her cat and reading. She doesn't see her life changing much in the future, until she's saved from probable danger by a mysterious stranger. A light romance with a paranormal twist. Rated M for sexual content.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,670 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Complete
A Love of Epic Proportions by antigonelives reviews
The one thing your history professors never wanted you to know about mediaeval rulers... bwahahahahahaha! Not meant for the sane.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
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Where Love is Absent
He’ll forever have he’s back turned, carrying those bags of memories and love with him. I have lost you. You will never find me." A memoir dedicated to the men who have left my life willingly, but who will forever have a place in my heart.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Complete
She Smiles
Red roses bloom beneath the pale almost translucent skin of her cheeks. This is what happiness is, she thinks to herself." A lost girl trying to be found.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Complete
Soldier Girl reviews
Dedicated to all the girls in the world who can't speak out about violence and for the girls who wish they could reach out a helping hand but are to afraid.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Complete
Ignore Me
If I were to ignore the world, would it ignore me back? Do you think it would understand, or would it want to know why I;ve forsaken it so.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Complete
Canvas reviews
What would say if you could only see me now, covered in red, and smile that would put your mother to shame.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Complete
Shiny Fist of Rage
Why is it that I'm afraid all the time? Tell me please. The reason your so afraid child, is because you'll never be safe. R&R please!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Complete
Don't Forget reviews
It lurks in the alleys, and in the streets. Feasting on the helpless victims it finds. But what is this "it"? This "it" that frightens the bravest of men, and vanquishes the purest of heart....
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Complete
Its Almost Easy
This is a quick little essay on really pretty much nothing. But its interesting, an opinion of mine written on paper! R&R please!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Complete
Waste Land
A bunch of poems I've written and will probably update on an irregular basis. They range from love to tragedy, so please review. And I don't mind flamers, but at least have something constructive to say!
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 576 - Published: 2/7/2009