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Quinntessential by the milk bottle reviews
SLASH. Elliot's pretty sure his temperamental flat mate, Quinn, has a problem with him. But since he likes to call himself a pacifist, he'd rather watch MythBusters than find out why.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,094 - Reviews: 3155 - Favs: 1,624 - Follows: 1,828 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 5/10/2008
My Toaster Thinks I'm Crazy by Drazuki reviews
mxm, slash Ben is a triplet who must take care of his psychologically challenged brothers, from love lives, to auditions, to tetris addictions, while also coping with his own disorder: inanimate objects talk to him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,701 - Reviews: 1878 - Favs: 1,582 - Follows: 1,489 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 10/6/2006
Baby, I'm Not Finished by xoxluurve reviews
Maybe my eyes were directed at him too intently. But I wasn't stalking. Really. He didn't seem to agree with me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 138,903 - Reviews: 2866 - Favs: 2,111 - Follows: 1,312 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
To Love a Loser by the milk bottle reviews
SLASH. It's all a matter of who loses the most.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 83,034 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 11/2/2008
My Meaningless Existence at a Frozen Yogurt Shop by the milk bottle reviews
ONE-SHOT. It was on that day that I began my downward spiral of meaningless sex, alcoholism, violence, and… okay, not really. But it felt close to something like that.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
Good Girl Going Crazy by hotcheri reviews
[COMPLETE] I'm a good girl. I get A's. I don't give my mom problems. So how did I get in a shouting match with this cute guy in the Principals office? And why did my Math teacher pair us up for tutoring? Doesn't he realize that's a recipe for chaos? [SEQUEL UP] *FAIR WARNING* This story is 8 years old and is cliche with some cringe-worthy dialogue and scenes. Read at your own risk!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 138,647 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 1,375 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
HIM&ME by oHriginal reviews
a collection of funny conversations I have had with many HIM'S of the country.. I'm 99% sure you will laugh!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 4,428 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 4/17/2009
Rainbow Fish by Dirty-Angel-Toes reviews
Life’s hard when you’re stuck in the future fighting a war you don’t understand on a planet that’s falling apart. It’s even worse when the most wanted assassin in the world can’t keep his damn hands, or lips, off you. [ m/m slash ]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 144,661 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 10/4/2006
Fish And Bird by Dirty-Angel-Toes reviews
Spending the holidays with his estranged older sister probably wasn't the best of Dylan's experiences. Falling for her infuriatingly charming fiancé isn't much better.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 34,431 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009
You're Only Making Me Famous You Ignoramous by attack attack reviews
Katy is just your typical nerd. Her friend is your typical nerd's friend. The new guy is a not so typical new guy. What? Did you expect more?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,099 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Complete
Just Like A Fruitcake by holiday road reviews
I said hi. He said he'd eat my eyeballs. I said to put his goggles on. He said he raped my cat. I said he's a cannibal Saiyan. He said he's a colorblind vampire. The psychic said we'd be gushing over each other by next year. Someone's lying.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 105,995 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Complete
Oh, For the Love of Lollipops by daretobe-dIfFeRnT reviews
CH 5 UP! If you saw a pair of plastic boobies on a woman who looked like Malibu Barbie straddling your Daddy Dearest, you'd be scarred for life too, right? AN: This story is meant to be sillysilly and hopefully humorousXD Enjoy! AN: WORDY! needs editing
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,325 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 2/20/2008
Playing with Fire by misswonderlnd reviews
Leah had gotten pretty good at being invisible. Her older brother Luke, however, decides it is time to rekindle the friendship they once had. And he isn't the only one- his best friend Cameron seems determined to rediscover Leah too. But in what way?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 115,893 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Complete
I'm Not a Creep, Just a Weirdo by Mandatory Volunteer reviews
Eccentric was the word used by the school counselor, but I know they all think I'm crazy. I'm not crazy; I know perfectly well that what I'm doing isn't normal behavior for an eighteen year old girl. But what else can I do with my time?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,647 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 4/10/2008
Just a Tad by xoxluurve reviews
ONE SHOT. “Aw, c’mon, Kee, you angry?” He smiled cheekily. “I’ll make it up to you, I promise. Three Kit Kat bars?” Damn. He took out the big guns. “Fine.” I snatched the bars before he could make me beg. “But only because I’m low on supplies.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Complete
The Girl with a Boy's Name by Impersonating Sugar reviews
It's not just a name, it's a way of life. Kyle is hardcore tomboy. Looks the part too. Plays every sport the school offers. But a new guy comes and she falls for him--hard. Problem is, she's still one of the guys. What's an ungirly girl to do? R&R
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,373 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008
Stupid Post It Notes by Dirty-Angel-Toes reviews
Seth has a lot to deal with lately, such as adjusting to his brand new life with a brand new 'family', including the acerbic and unpredictable Tuesday, who can't seem to stand him [M/M slash]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 434,926 - Reviews: 4086 - Favs: 2,044 - Follows: 1,580 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 6/15/2005
Juice Boxes by gleee reviews
4 randoms dealing with reality. Poppers, trampolines, capes, magic markers, cookies, marshmallows...sounds like my shopping list...*Read and review*
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,900 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008
The Story Game or, A Girl Named Infinity by Rachel McMaster reviews
Infinity Joyce, named by McAllen’s Guide to Calculus, doesn't like change. She disliked the birth of her brother Zip. She hated her mother's accidental OD. She outright rejected the idea of living with her aunt. But control is fleeting, and stories happen
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,148 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 9/11/2008
Spontaneity by Lilias reviews
[Slash] Once Upon a Time, a handsome Crown Prince set his sights on a visiting princess with the unique condition of being…well, male. And, if the supposed princess is kept away from sugar and pointy things, chances are they’ll live Happily Ever After.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 149,117 - Reviews: 1240 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 6/16/2003
Finding Serendip by Lilias reviews
[Slash] [Oneshot] Malin, the superfluous but defiant fourth son of a cooper, is invited to the Emperor’s wedding—as the sacrifice. But when things go awry and Malin becomes the bride instead of the sacrificial lamb, things couldn’t get more complicated.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,764 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/17/2006 - Complete
Who Harley reviews
Harley Turner is moving on with his life, only to find out his first and only boyfriend died and left him a restaurant he has to run with the man's psychotic brother. Can no one help him? slash m/m
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,018 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/21/2010