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Joined 06-24-08, id: 618346, Profile Updated: 02-14-09
Author has written 11 stories for Song, and Friendship.

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The US Government should change its emblem from an eagle to a condom, because it more accurately represents the Government's political stance. Condoms stand up to inflation, halt production, destroy the next generation, protect pricks, and give a sense of protection while actually screwing you! (Heehee, I loved this.)

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So Much to Learn by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
Complete After a rather hideous break up with her boyfriend due to her inability to 'put out', Talia bullies her brother's best friend into teaching her the complexities of a 'full' relationship. Turns out uni courses have nothing on life lessons! **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 10,024 - Reviews: 2996 - Favs: 3,694 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Complete
The Importance of Getting Revenge by mandybeth reviews
Her boyfriend dumped her for a first class skank and she wants revenge. He's her ex's archenemy who wants a little revenge of his own. Pretending to date each other could be the perfect solution to both of their problems, right? Then again, maybe not.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 2833 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 1,183 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 12/29/2007
Elvis Impersonators by ParkersGypsyGirl reviews
This is another random conversation....Dedicated to My Mira...cause you rock! and are teh bestest friend ever!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Complete
Let's Talk About Sex by bewareinsanebookwormliveshere reviews
Because nothing is more horrfying than the sex talk and as a teenager you seem to hear it a lot.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008
My Sister's Diary by haveyouseenmyhaggis reviews
When he finds her diary he realises she knew more than he'd thought and it tears him apart to see that. There's no way to take back the past so now he has to accept that.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
The Light by Renee Anne reviews
After a million years of darkness, the last and only hope of the resistance has returned. But the Dictator of the realms is determined to kill the resistance, and is ready to crush all hopes, even if it means killing his own daughter. R&R
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008
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My RRA reviews
This is for my RRA - some of the best people I've ever known. Love you all and Merry Christmas. xx
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Complete
She Can Have You reviews
A song about a girl realising when an arse her ex was and is glad he's gone. Please review and I'll gladly return the favour.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Complete
I'm Over You reviews
About getting over someone you've liked for a while and being damn happy about it! Please review and I'll gladly return the favor.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Complete
See You Again reviews
A song about moving away from the man or woman you love and then returning to your home town. Inspired by 'Tim McGraw' by Taylor Swift.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Complete
Why? reviews
It's a song about loosing someone close to you and asking why. It's quite a fast acoustic song.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Complete
Story Of My Heart reviews
A acoustic song about true love and two people just fitting together. For Zara and Daniel.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Complete
Don't Waste Your Time reviews
A song about a friend having a crush on you but you not returning the feelings. One of my only songs based on personal experience.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Complete
This is Life reviews
A song about love and life not being fair. Inspired by The Veronicas.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Complete
Here With You reviews
A song about being in love with a friend. Inspired by Taylor Swift.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Complete
Just Friends reviews
She wants to break up. He doesn't. Inspired by The Veronicas.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
For Cee and James reviews
For anyone who has lost someone they love.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Complete