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Joined 06-24-08, id: 618420, Profile Updated: 09-12-08
Author has written 1 story for Humor.

Hello! I mostly write on (pen name: dark mirth), but I'm gonna try some stuff here, too.


I'm editing Confessions right now. I'm sorry, the chapter really sucked...

Beta: I mostly beta on FF, but I've decided that I want to do some work here. I'm fully booked. Right now I'm betareading for:

Lorki: "The Dog King"

B. J. Winters: "Fortune's Fate"

My Betas:

conspiracy slayer

Jesse the Storyteller


Name: Just call me VS.

Age: 18

Sex: On the internet, Men are Men, Women are Men, and Children are the FBI. So I guess I'm a man. But I think my writing is a pretty good indication of my gender.

Location: On holidays I'm on the Pacific coast of the USA. During the school year, I'm somewhere in the Ivy League.

Things I like: Reviews that are involved. It makes my day when someone says "I hope such and such a character is gonna be ok"

Making polls that hardly anyone takes. Please take my polls!

Rambling. Yaoi. mpreg. RG

Things I dislike: Rudeness. it can be anything from a review that's like "this is boring" to a flat-out flame. Please try to be constructive with your criticism or get lost.

People who take themselves too seriously in forums. Get a grip, it's just fiction.

When people add my story to their favorites or alerts but don't leave a review. It's not that I don't appreciate your support, but if you're already taking the time to hit the button, why not just write "update!" or "I'm looking forward to the next chapter!" It really makes a difference in how quickly I update.

Why do I write? To rid my brain of the plotbunnies. I have so many it's ridiculous. Also to keep my typing speed up at 80 words per minute. It's good for the resume.

Employment Status: I have a full-time summer job but I will go back to being a student in the fall.

Relationship Status: I'm kind of engaged. Young, I know. It's a little complicated to explain, really.

I'll put more crap up when people start reading this page.

I actually have a page under the name dark mirth (my name) but it sucks so hard I'm gonna just stay clear of that. I also can't remember what email I registered it under XD

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Raising Kane by ADSpencer reviews
A trip to the Piggly Wiggly leads to Abe's least favorite chore of taking care of his big bro, Kane. A short story about small town life in Belmont, Mississippi, for two teenage brothers who just want to get out or get movin'.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
Break those Broken Hearts by Dot Cubed reviews
Some people write love letters. --TAKEN DOWN FOR EDITING--
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
Forbidden Fruit by Tsaiko reviews
SLASH Tomato/tomato yaoi. There is really no words for this story. There's fluff and emo and melodrama and a love story between fruit that's normally found on a salad. You'll never look at tomatoes the same way again.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
Things you Don't Want to Hear by asylum writer reviews
Quotes you don't want to hear from people in various professions. [new: psychiatrists]
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 11/26/2007
Confessions of a Yaoi Fangirl reviews
Musings and recollections by yours truly. Good for a laugh and a wake-up call. Rated just in case. Please read and review; it makes my life and I will review you in return. YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI! Just to trick the search engine, folks, sorry.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,747 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008