Nitlon
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Joined 06-24-08, id: 618421, Profile Updated: 05-15-10
Author has written 17 stories for Romance, Fantasy, General, Mythology, Young Adult, Humor, Friendship, Fantasy, Historical, General, Biography, and Fable.

Name: Yes, in fact. Thank you for asking!

"Why do you have to be nonconformist like everybody else?"
- James Thurber

"I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it."
- Jack Handey

Location: Mars.

"Don't discuss yourself, for you are bound to lose; if you belittle yourself, you are believed; if you praise yourself, you are disbelieved."
- Michel de Montaigne

I have a terrible, awful, no good and reasonably questionable sense of humor. So, I apologize for that in advance.

"If you limit your choices only to what seems possible or reasonable, you disconnect yourself from what you truly want, and all that is left is a compromise."
- Robert Fritz

See: I'm kind of a biology nut.

"I have a right to my anger, and I don't want anybody telling me I shouldn't be, that it's not nice to be, and that something's wrong with me because I get angry."- Maxine Waters

So in peace our task we ply,
Pangur Ban, my cat, and I;
In our arts we find our bliss,
I have mine and he has his.

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Madness is a Nuisance by UnderhandedCruelty reviews
A teenage girl wakes up in a strange land with no memories of who she is or how she got there. As she makes her way through this awful, yet beautiful world, she must choose who to trust, for in this land of inhuman creatures, choice is everything. Romance
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,331 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 6/27/2008
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Fish reviews
Don't worry, it's nothing important.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/9/2011
Always Moving Sideways reviews
You can't miss someone you never really new.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,631 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Complete
Soon
Like you're any different.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Complete
Edgar's Curse reviews
Forcefully inspired by Isaac Bashevic Singer's short stories.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Complete
Le démon reviews
Ce n'est pas une pipe?
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K+ - French - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Complete
Letters to the Editor reviews
Can you hear me, God? It's me, the asexual. A filing of dampened emotions.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/19/2010
Raffermi reviews
Teddy Conway is seven-and-three-quarters years old and he thinks the world does not need fixing.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,829 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Complete
Schadenfreude reviews
post-WWI, hospital. "But they’re fighting for your rights just like women, right? Philosophy of the bomb and all that. The weapons of the lower classes! You must like that stuff, right? My little socialist war puppy?"
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Complete
The Circus reviews
Percival sniveled. “Whycome you show up in that guy’s dreams and stuff? …Why d’you exist?” This question caught the ringleader's attention. “Well,” he said, looking back to Percival, “Why do you?”
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,247 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008
One of Those Hapless Darklings With Half a Heart reviews
It's funny how never being loved can drive a person to do such silly things.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,216 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 6/26/2008
Waldo Cod reviews
Summary is better than poem.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Complete
Indifference reviews
Seriously, how do you describe a poem that's got maybe 50 words? Cheh.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Complete
Dear Mr Cohen reviews
And I know everyone said you were mean, but I get now that you were just helping us learn!"
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/3/2008
Someone Always Gets Forgotten reviews
Somewhat vaguely based on Elliot Harmon's poem 'S.'
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Complete
Seam reviews
A good time ago there was a little girl, and her mother died. And she was such a sad and lonely little girl.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Complete
Fly reviews
...drabble about flying. And blankets.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Complete
The Problem With Death reviews
For anyone who has ever wanted to correctly use the term 'I don't give a flying rat's behind'.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Complete