Laineniel
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Joined 04-22-01, id: 61870
Author has written 48 stories for Humor, General, Fable, Love, Friendship, Religion, Life, Song, Spiritual, and School.
I've been... not writing for a while, but I've got a few things I'd like some input on, so I'm going to try and be posting things more often. I'm also considering taking down some old things that are mainly worthless. I recently changed my pen name. I used to be Elven Jesus Freak. "'Because it IS idiotic. Writing when there's nothing to say...'"-Brave New World, Aldous Huxley

Check out my "Break Room Poetry" at http://www.fictionpress.com/~blaseroutine Jesus Loves You!

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My Song by beautiful dream reviews
An Italian sonnet.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/6/2005
Wombat Wanda and the NotSoHappy Valentine's Day by Wombat Wanda reviews
The superheroes Wombat Wanda and Weirdo recieve surprising Valentine cards this year. How will they handle it?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/13/2005
Starfish by Wombat Wanda reviews
Just a story about a girl named Starfish. It's very weird, but it actually has a real moral.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/27/2004
Wound Reopened by Captain Blunderbuss reviews
A nice, depressing poem written, still related to the last one
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/26/2004
Let Go by Captain Blunderbuss reviews
A Poem I wrote in light of events which are faily trying to me. I guess that's the only time I can really write poetry. Oh well. Please read and send your thoughts. Enjoy!
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/13/2004
Rain by Wombat Wanda reviews
I wrote this poem a while ago, and it's not really meant to be serious.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/16/2004
An easier way of life by Captain Blunderbuss reviews
Many say that violence is not the answer. I do not condone rash acts of stupidity, what I speak of is a different angle on life itself. R and R
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/12/2004
Just So by Virgo Child reviews
He always seemed to strike me just so...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/6/2003
Through Shattered Glass by Not Just a Little Girl reviews
Through shattered glass, can our friendship be perfect again?
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/1/2003
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Ghost reviews
When you feel fifth wheel or transparent, or simply forgotten, and you're not going to take it anymore
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
East reviews
Sunrise is often used as a metaphor for hope, as it is here. As I wrote this, I gave it a rough melody and rhythm in my mind, so if the rhythm of the words seems off here, it's because of that. Tell me what you think.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Complete
Let Go reviews
Poetic prose with extended metaphor and allusion to music. The quotes from songs are not mine.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Spiritual - Chapters: 4 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 11/12/2005
The Plea reviews
When no one hears you asking for help.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Complete
Math with King Arthur reviews
I had a terrible math professor this semester. I wrote this poem one day in class during lecture.
Poetry: School - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Complete
Title Pending
I didn't know what genre to make this, so I just put general. I'm thinking of changing the title. It's basically a song about realizing that you've moved on.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Published: 9/4/2006
Love Song reviews
Different aspects of love. Constructive Criticism more than welcome!
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/28/2006
The Sea and the Wind reviews
Partly inspired by a line from Pirates of the Caribbean, and also my own mood swings. Please Read and Review. Constructive Criticism welcome!
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/28/2006
To No One in Particular reviews
I suppose it seems kind of shallow and physical, but it's just a poem. Comments and suggestions greatly appreciated.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/23/2006
SelfEfficacy
A sort of argument of whether or not to write a poem. I really don't think it's that good and would appreciate constructive criticism.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Published: 6/23/2006
The Spider reviews
A poem that I actually thought about before I wrote, incorporated devices and kind of like. Give me feedback please!
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/3/2006
Incompletion reviews
Why does the world have to be so cruel and cold?
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/18/2005
Modern Mediaeval reviews
A poem with a prose introduction. It kinda came to me when I was just sitting, zoned out one day. Somewhat allegorical.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/12/2005
Lullaby reviews
I like being asleep better than being awake. Difficult to summarize. Please Read and Review
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/8/2005
Troubled Water reviews
A metaphor in poem. Or else a poem in metaphor. Please read and review.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/13/2005
Mind's Bane reviews
In the boring land known as my physics class, time seemed to be melting my brain.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/27/2005
Sabbath Rain reviews
I fell into darkness and rediscoverd God in the water. Rated T because the concept at the begining might be a little heavy (if I managed to convey it half as strongly as I felt it) Rhythm might seem iffy because I had a melody in mind as I wrote it. Co
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/28/2005
The Unwritten Poems reviews
My brain writes fragments of poetry on its own, but very little of this do I actually write down and use. Much is wasted, so I wrote this about that. It's more interesting that this sounds.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7/21/2005
I'm Still Waiting For reviews
It's been a while since I've heard from someone, and I'm waiting to hear back.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/13/2005
Emotional Attachment reviews
I wish I could learn to be apathetic sometimes. Please Read and Review.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5/29/2005
I Recall reviews
A poem in nine parts, each focusing on a different view of the mess my heart is in right now. Please R&R, it looks long, but it goes quickly.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/20/2005
Note to Self: Remember this feeling reviews
I just felt this when I was sitting in the library today. I haven't put anything up for a while, so here's this. It's not much.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/6/2005
Hasten reviews
A short little thing I wrote the other night, half to let out my feelings, and half prove a point to my Latin teacher who said "No body ever says 'hasten" Please let me know what you think!
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/9/2004
And Yet, Because reviews
A friend of mine and I haven't been getting along well lately, and she made me really mad in church the other day. R&R please!
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/26/2004
Life From Decay reviews
I was at a point where I had to "reach up to touch rock-bottom" and had nothing left to lose when Jesus smacked some sense into me and healed me at the same time
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/26/2004
The Useless Requirement reviews
I had to write a short satire in my English class and I didn't think this was too bad, and I don't get much chance to do creative writing, so I'd like to hear what you think! Please Read and Review!
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/2/2004
Sequel reviews
This is sort of a follow up to "Greek," as it comes after it, but it makes sense alone and stands better by itself. Let me know what you think!
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/23/2004
Three of Hearts reviews
This is pretty weird... I guess it's kinda funny, but it wasn't written that way lol. I'm not terribly attached to this poem, so any kind of review is welcome, (even flames, go figure lol) Read and review, please!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/13/2004
Haunting Moonlight reviews
It's in "love" but it's not entirely romantic love. Also, there is a part that may get a little confusing. Each "you" is a different person. Please read and review!
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/7/2004
Te Exspecto reviews
This is in a Chat Room style format, but I did it on purpose, just for the effect. It struck me as interesting. The title is latin for "I am waiting for you" Please Reand and Review
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/24/2004
Greek reviews
When you know you like someone so much, but you also know they don't like you back. It's called Greek because in this instance, the guy it's for/about studies Ancient Greek and that's the association I make. R/R please!
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2/15/2004
Destitute Agony reviews
I felt rather alone in just about every way possible and knew only Jesus was there. This was the result, unconventional as it maybe. The title mostly fits (better than no title at all and way better than the "Mad Cow" I stuck down only put anything). P
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/27/2003
invisible reviews
This one is an unusual layout. Mostly normal verse type but with a little bit of paragraph type in it. I dunno, makes sense to me. Kinda depressing, like most of my stuff. Hope you like it. Please Review!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/18/2003
Wash reviews
I felt like I wasn't really doing anything wrong, I just wasn't doing anything particluarly good either. I felt grimy, like my soul needed a shower, I wanted to give it all to God. R&R please!
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/10/2003
My Heart's Plea reviews
I'm waiting, and that's what life is. Waiting, and enjoying, and waiting, and trying to keep going when you can't enjoy. The second "chapter" is just another poem, but is a sequel to this one. Neither is very long. Please Read and Review!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9/6/2003
Gordian Knot reviews
The Gordian Knot was a knot that couldn't be untied, so Alexander the Great gave it a chop with his sword. I briefly mention the "day I'll die" at the end, but just so none of you worry, I hope that's a long way away. I'd never bring that upon myself.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/12/2003
Most Essential reviews
Knowing God is necessary and realizing how much more I want Him in my life.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/3/2003
And I Cannot Even Cry reviews
And unresolved issue has stood in the middle of a friendship for at least a year and I seem to have used up all my tears. Please Read and Review! Thanks
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/6/2003
Dolor Meus reviews
"My Heartache" is the title; I just put it in Latin. Ever like someone and wonder if they ever think of you? Please read and review
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6/4/2003
Three Ways Torn reviews
Torn among three different people, PG for almost bad language (one word, and it's not really a swear word in this sense, so yeah) Please read and review!
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/11/2003
That Which Pains Me Most reviews
Er, total cliche, but one of my best friends and I really like the same guy. Angst because that's how it is, and there's a little bit of humour at the end. Please Read and review!
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/2/2003
Delightedly Drifting reviews
Wow! I actually wrote a happy poem! Yay! Um, kind of about the thrill of seeing the one you like. Please Read and Review!
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3/1/2003
Reactions Entangled reviews
I was talking to my friend and she asked to read my last poem, and then I said I would try to write a "cheerful poem." This isn't really cheerful. But not angst either. Read and Review, please!
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/28/2003
Dream Thief reviews
I wrote this on Valentine's Day... Um... Poetry is how I vent my frustrations, and in this poem I attempt to put into words how I felt like my dreams were being stolen by a close friend.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/22/2003
Painful Dreams reviews
Another poem from Me. Um, kinda weird, but more or less ture. Please Read and Review! -*Me*
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/26/2002
Me&I's Fables reviews
VERY wierd. Hopefully you'll find it funny, but you don't have to flame or tell us we're mad, we already know. We wrote this strictly for amusement on long car rides to zoos. We'll add more chapters if we get good reviews.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10/19/2001
My Depression reviews
I wrote this in dealing with the death of my cousin Laura Beth, to whom this is dedicated. Please no flames, Read and Review
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 7/2/2001
Me&I's Wise Words reviews
Basically what the title says, words of wisdom. Kinda stupid, but that is what makes it funny. R/R
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/19/2001