Izzy the Impossible
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Joined 06-26-08, id: 618845, Profile Updated: 10-02-10
Author has written 3 stories for Humor, Essay, and Sci-Fi.

Alrighty, so for the people who actually want to know a bit about me, here it goes:

I'm a writer and an artist. I love to create and I love details. I'm a decent writer when I get inspired, and a crap writer when I'm not. I pull ideas from everything I read and see, from everything around me. Sometimes I'll start a story and get inspired to write another, but I usually return to old stories eventually. I only have the one story posted, but I can guarentee it won't be long til I start to post another. I have more than twenty stories going, though the majority of them are hybernating, so don't worry, those of you who are reading Masque Voiler. I will finish Masque Voiler, if it's the last thing I do! Okay so that's a little melodramatic, but it's true. I will finish it.

Anywho, as far as personality goes, I'm an understanding, patient person, and I like peace. I'm not big on being involved in conflict, and I don't like bullies.

My name, obviously, is Izzy, but that's as far as I'm going to say, mostly because of creepy stocker people who find kids on the internet and use the info the stupid kids hand them to find them and rape and kill them...stupid kids...

But yeah...I'm a girl and I'm random, and my favorite colors are orange, black and purple, though most people don't really care. :D I don't either.

Ok so I jacked these from someone else's profile, who jacked them from someone else's profile, who no doubt, jacked them from someone else's profile. I thought they were funny...

1 - YOUR REAL NAME:
Isabelle

2 - YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first three letters of your name and 'izzle')
= Izzizzle (AWESOME!! I like it...)

3 - YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favourite colour and favourite animal)
= Purple Wolf (Wow...)

4 - YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and the street you live on)
= Adalae Sprigg

5 - YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first)
= Joniz

6 - YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (your second favorite colour, and favourite drink)
= Black tea

7 - YOUR IRAQI NAME: (second letter of your first name, third letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, second letter of your mum's maiden name, third letter of your dad's middle name, first letter of a sibling's first name, and last letter of your mum's)
= Snaoehy (...yeah not so much...)

8 - YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (your parents' middle names)
= Teresa Reese

9 - YOUR GOTH NAME: (bloody and your pet's name)

Bloody Maddy (nice...)

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Rory Harper's Guide to Mating by Spleentectonics reviews
Slash. When Werewolves like me and you—okay, not you—reach a certain age, the hormones start a ragin'. Kinda like humans, 'cept when we get that special feeling in our pants, our choices become limited to mate or eat someone. And not in the good way.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 95,651 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 881 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 12/8/2009
Mafia Runner by Beautifully Shattered reviews
SLASH: Afton is at the point in his life where he faces constant barriers in his path of finding his own identity. Not only does he have to push past his parents' expectations, but he has to deal with the unwavering attention of a Mafia underboss.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 209,235 - Reviews: 1523 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 1,198 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 6/20/2009
Real Vampires Don't Sparkle by DeliriousEphemera reviews
REMOVED FOR PUBLICATION. SEE INSIDE. Matheus didn't ask for this. He just wanted a normal, boring life. One bad night, and now he was drinking blood, running for his life, questioning his sexual orientation and generally being a whiny b*tch. Well, that last part wasn't new. slash. snarky.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,390 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Complete
Undercurrent by Littletrinks reviews
Tanez never wanted to be king, and all Ran wants is to leave his abusive father. As much as the mer king of Atlantis would love for Ran to join him, it's not so easy for the human to live underwater. For more reasons than the lack of gills. M/M Mpreg Gods
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 102,300 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 12/28/2010
Landmines Do Not Come in Different Flavours by Nara Merald reviews
-Wish 2- Landmines don’t come in different flavours, but Sarah assures me seduction does. Now if only we can convince James… MFM/FMM
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,270 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 8/1/2008
Love is Priceless by jma reviews
River is 24, miserable and suffering from poverty. To top it off he's got a bad attitude, a sh!tty outlook on life and generally hates his life and all the people in it. What he needs is a hero. If he holds out long enough, he might just get one. M/M Gay
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,750 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 6/4/2011
The Coquette and the Thane by Anihyr Moonstar reviews
SLASH. Kedean's saddled with a deceptively simple task: deliver a bride-to-be to her fiancée across the sea. The complication? The "bride" is a nobleman, temporarily cursed with a woman's body, who's none too pleased with the arrangement—he does, however, take a quick liking to Kedean. *'12 SKOW Nominee*
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 204,442 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Complete
X by Blue GhostGhost reviews
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Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 10/9/2010
The Cynical Ranting of Hayden Paretski by The Original Psycho reviews
I glare at him. "What exactly IS your problem?" He slams a fist into the tree, bruising his knuckles on the bark as blood leaks in thin streaks across his hand. "The PROBLEM is that I'm in love with you!" Oh, crap. SLASH.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,108 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 4/10/2009
Know Your Place SLASH by bandgirlz reviews
Brick is an antisocial bully who wears his chains like a security blanket. Jace is a too social jock who can't go a day without his mouth getting him in trouble. When an irresistible force meets an immovable object...something's gotta give. SLASH. M/M.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 50,738 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
Inferno by The Original Psycho reviews
When you're the most hated and formidable guy in school, there are some secrets that are best kept secret. Especially from the tall gothic guy, misfortunately named Fang, who seems to want to murder you with every weapon in existence. SLASH.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,079 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010
By The Book by Letsbecandid reviews
: Name: Francine Morris Occupation: A SUPER secret agent. Special Skills: Messing up classified operations, pissing off partners, getting into trouble, and misusing government funds
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2011
How to Find And Keep a Mate by BeardedLad reviews
When Erik Dionysus finally finds his mate he is not what he expected. Now will he deny his mate and possibly kill him or will he learn to love him before its too late? M for language and there will be Slash later on.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,968 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 1/8/2009
Jack Saturday Can't Fail by Jumping Jack Flash reviews
It's bad enough that I got stuck babysitting a brand-new vampire, but when it turns out he comes with deadly baggage... no, wait, that's the fun part. I might actually get to kill somebody. Slash; M for language, sex, and violence.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,250 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 12/16/2008
21 Conversations with a Sexual Deviant by Burlesque Graffiti reviews
Oh the people you meet and the things they want from you. The weird, freaky, creepy things they want from you... Mentions of M/M Slash.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,720 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Complete
My Toaster Thinks I'm Crazy by Drazuki reviews
mxm, slash Ben is a triplet who must take care of his psychologically challenged brothers, from love lives, to auditions, to tetris addictions, while also coping with his own disorder: inanimate objects talk to him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,701 - Reviews: 1811 - Favs: 1,484 - Follows: 1,390 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 10/6/2006
Kastor Chronicles 3: Brothers in Arms by Jumping Jack Flash reviews
Powerful forces are moving, and Kastor is in the perfect position to get himself squashed. Rated T for the usual four-letter words and grevious bodily harm. Slash, of course; this is Kas we're talking about.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,615 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 2/7/2009
Helix by Jumping Jack Flash reviews
Dr. Sebastian 'Bash' Ryan has enough on his plate leading the Helix 4 storm study without some adrenaline junkie trying to get himself tornadoed to death. And to make it worse, the troublemaker is just his type... Slash; M for language and sex
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,415 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011
Tomorrow's Visitor by DeliriousEphemera reviews
Tomorrow liked solitude. Then a naked lunatic arrived and demanded pants. Things went downhill from there. oneshot. slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,393 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Complete
Headline This by Sidderiffic reviews
Between writing for the school paper, fighting with his girlfriend, and leading on the resident football team dumbass, Eric really doesn't have time to crush on the new hot English teacher. slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 93,600 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 8/14/2009
A Suspension of Disbelief by xPrettyXxRadx reviews
Slash. Leland wants this year’s drama production to be fantastic. Oh—and to pass his math class. Kaleb wants his parents to treat him fairly and to find a place he belongs. But when another student supposedly commits suicide, both boys just want answers.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 147,262 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Complete
It's not all Mary Poppins by Toasted Crumpet reviews
SLASH. Being a male nanny had its occupational hazards. Such as show and tell, teddy bear tea parties and getting shoved up against the wall by the boss and kissed within an inch of your life. Leland is pretty sure that wasn't in the job description.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,509 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009
Just Because by Ryette reviews
Slash. Bright blue skinny jeans can’t get you out of everything. Especially when your arch nemesis dumps barbeque sauce on them and then acts like a homophobe even though he really isn't. SKoW Best Slash winner round 11!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 154,309 - Reviews: 1731 - Favs: 1,426 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Complete
Lifelike by Zebbie reviews
Ewan, my dead sister's son, took under a week to wrench my life apart. Some advice - never sign contracts hungover. He stole my bedroom; that was the beginning. Lord help me, it took an 11 year old to make me grow up. Slow slash, no incest or kid fiddling
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,863 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008
The Hybrid Life by BeardedLad reviews
In a world were you are born human, then turn into a Werewolf or Vampire during puberty, how does a young hybrid fit into all of this? Warning: Slash later on.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 55,890 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 11/10/2008
It's The Zombie Apocalypse by big.break.and.laryngitis reviews
Wrote it for a Creative Writing Club contest. It's supposed to be a horror contest, but this isn't scary, so... er... I fail? Anyway. The zombies are coming! Run! Wait, don't, because zombies never tire and they will eat your brain! Slight slash. Oneshot.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Complete
Rind by Jenner84 reviews
A part of the Rift universe. In the middle of a snowstorm, an unmated, exiled wolfe stumbles across a most exciting treasure named Gustin, who happens to be a Human of Particular Importance. D/s, M/M, mpreg, spank, xeno/anthro
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 52,774 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009
The Golem's House by Lorien Tales reviews
m/m slash A dispassionate young man, plagued by an accident in his childhood, spends his days hiding away from a village that largely pretends he does not exist. Summary continued inside
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,128 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
Morticians Do It With Embalming Fluid by xanthofile reviews
Slash. Edwin is into photography, lemon Starburst, hanging around cemeteries, and living above his mother's mortuary. The corpses are friendly enough, it's the living he has issues with. One Shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,083 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Complete
Out of Orbit by American Schokolade reviews
slash Nate may be Mr. Popular of Bethlehem, Kansas, but he’s not entirely sure that’s saying much, since no one quite knows where Bethlehem is. He wants to use Jesse Jones for his connections. Or, he thinks so. So why did the CIA get caught up in it all?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 190,843 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Complete
Scenes are for the Socially Inept by Cocaine Cowgirl reviews
Slash. Dreyden was just another cocky gay playboy, recently single. Orion was just the awkward kleptomaniac younger brother of his homophobic friend. And it all started with a door to the face, what could be more romantic?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,153 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 3/14/2009
Noah Murcutt by Sirivinda reviews
MM Original slash. In the summer of 1852, Noah Murcutt leaves his ship for the city of London. Whilst making a living on the dark side of society, he struggles to make sense of love and loss. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,239 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Complete
Better Than Breakfast by Tygati reviews
Irian is a Fairy Godfather, and very good at what he does. Which is why it is so baffling and vexing when nothing he does seems to bring a Happy Ever After for his latest charge. Worse, every day makes it harder to avoid trying to keep the boy for himself
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,122 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Complete
The God Eaters by Jumping Jack Flash reviews
The tale of two outlaws and the totaliatarian theocracy what done it to 'em. Slash; M for language, sex and violence.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Western - Chapters: 32 - Words: 177,952 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 51 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Complete
Kastor Chronicles 2: The Road Home by Jumping Jack Flash reviews
Charis Auberlane knows how to get what he wants, and what he wants is to see his dad. Unfortunately, his 'abduction' could start a war if Kastor doesn't get him back to his mother pretty damn quick. Slash; T for language and violence.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 118,926 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Complete
Kastor Chronicles 1: The Forge of Dawn by Jumping Jack Flash reviews
Barbarian swordsman Kastor Auberlane has no problem with this saving-the-world thing; it's putting up with Mikah that's a little hard to take. Slash; T for some language and violence.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 109,222 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Complete
CRDP Cases by Darkladyknight reviews
Continuation of the CRDP Cases. All the main players are back. Come and find out what each day is like for the memembers of the team, and how they work each day to keep people safe from the unexplained and paranormal.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 26,601 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 6/18/2007
Sorry, I thought you were a Terrorist by Nara Merald reviews
-Wish 1- Note to self: Do not become private investigator. Suck at investigating. Screwed things big time. Also broke vase. Think Heath hates me now. Slash. SEQUEL UP.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,585 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Complete
Perhaps Love by Algae reviews
[COMPLETE] Life was set in place for Adam and Blake and neither of them thought they needed anything more out of it. But when they meet each other, they're forced to reevaluate. But is it all worth it? Slash MM.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 94,724 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Complete
In Theory by Sirivinda reviews
MM Original slash. Jamie's got a theory about how life and the universe seem to work, and Alex just fits right in. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,491 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Complete
Synergy by orbicland reviews
[slash] Mitchell and Jason were always meant to be together, despite Jason's best efforts not to admit it. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 58,472 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/7/2007 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Complete
Cradle and All by Tygati reviews
Slash. The bastard son of a king only wants to help his sister find love. Never does he expect that in the process, love will find him. Based off the children's rhyme Rockabye Baby
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,067 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Complete
In Manitou by Alyn Drasil reviews
A night in the woods is more than Holm bargained for. And Holm is more than what Simon doesn't want. mm slash. COMPLETE.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,334 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/23/2007 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Complete
Movie Star Kiss by orbicland reviews
Jason and Mitchell are a cute couple. However, being teenaged guys, they do some inappropriate things. Nothing too risque, just... well, not suitable.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,187 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/13/2006 - Published: 2/15/2005
WMSmoker seeks Seclusion by PirateGrrl reviews
Slash Clyde doesn't discriminate; he hates everyone equally.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,582 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 1,244 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/12/2006 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Complete
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Masque Voiler reviews
What do you want, Pretty-boy" it was more of a statement than anything. "I do have a name, you know." His smirk was absent, replaced by a small frown. I kinda liked that look. At least it didn't piss me off. "Your point being?" SLASH M/M
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 105,257 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009
Anomaly reviews
Slashmxm Nick never considered himself normal, but suddenly being at the mercy of a secret agency full of people who insist on calling him an anomaly, as if it means something, and being a serial killers target...were not in his plans. Full sum inside.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,190 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010
Fear reviews
My take on fear
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Complete