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Hello All. My name is Panda Blitz or just call me Panda.

Here's a link to "Beauty's Star" pictures.

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Just Something Funny... I think..

Little Boy on the Bus

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.

The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father'

The little boy replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that.'

The priest looked up from his book and answered, ''I am the Father of many.'

The boy said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way!'

The priest, getting impatient, said. 'I am the Father of hundreds', and went back to reading his book.

The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, 'Maybe you should wear a condom and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar.'

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A Trip On the Lips by kanders reviews
All I had been trying to do was change into my bathing suit, and somehow I ended up sprawled across some guy, my lips fused with his. At least he had the courtesy to not fling me off himself in COMPLETE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 61,714 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 11/24/2019 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Complete
Wolf Demons of the Northern Lands by IchigoRedwood reviews
Rosella stood in front of his chambers door, scared of the reason her Lord summoned her. She checked her robes, brushing them off quickly before knocking on the door. "Lord Aldolan? May I enter, My Lord?" Rosella waited for an answer, but it was not the one she was used to. Lord Aldolan growled deeply, opening the door w and improved. The update everyone wanted! R&R!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,006 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 1/19/2019 - Published: 11/16/2007
The Rising Sun by E. Liz Collins reviews
Dragons, elves, sorcerers, and ancient wars. A young girl, rejected because of her blood, must learn to choose her own path and find her own destiny. But training a dragon, falling in love, and fulfilling a prophecy are more difficult than she imagined.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 2/3/2017 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Complete
Slave by Unique1952 reviews
Olivia has been kidnapped and is now a gift for 2 18 y/o guys. She has no hope of escaping and is constantly told to - "make the best of it" & despite living in their mansion, it's not that easy. She's not just a gift, she's their Slave. Please R&R.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 82,181 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 9/3/2008
A Wolf's Pride by Jennyt82 reviews
Life should be simple after a wolf finds his mate. For Ryan, this isn't true. Chloe doesn't believe he exists and seems to hate him more with every move he makes. What's a wolf in love to do but prove that she belongs in his arms forever?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 66,752 - Reviews: 2654 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Complete
A Wolf's Oath by Jennyt82 reviews
Fact: Wolves mate for life. When Sebastian found her, he knew he could never want another. He's always been the calm one, but how will he hold up in the face of her rejection? He's determined, he won't let her go. She's his, even if she doesn't know it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 63,564 - Reviews: 1856 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Complete
A Wolf's Duty by Jennyt82 reviews
A werewolf prince searching for his mate finally finds her in an abused traumatised human, but she's not all she seems. When their worlds collide will they manage to find the love of a hundred lifetimes or will her differences and his duty keep them apart
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 61,741 - Reviews: 1885 - Favs: 1,602 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Complete
Rotture Della Luna by Kannon reviews
Celena was just a normal girl, until she moved to Alaska! Now all sorts of weird stuff starts happening. Rogues, gods, spirits, magic, men in suits and a Werewolf pack! Rated T because of some situations and language. -compleat-
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,212 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Complete
All She Had To Do Was Smile by Ann1992 reviews
What happens when a smalltown Midwest girl is forced to go to a fancy, all boys, West Coast boarding school?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 127,893 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Complete
The Endless Game by predict.this reviews
Carrie is obsessed with collecting cards. She is an outcast because of her unusual eyes and her tragic past. One day, she receives an unusual pack of cards for her birthday. A pack of cards known as The Endless Game. And now there's no turning back.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,755 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 3/20/2010
Shift by Cheska DiBlassio reviews
Teagan is not normal: she's a shifter. And she's currently being held as a political prisoner in the mansion of an irritating, goregous vampire. She's also trying her best not to shove a kitchen knife through his dead heart. Her best never was good enough
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,688 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 6/27/2009
Hell Hounds by canislupus7 reviews
Sequel to CanisLupus. After Romania things have changed for the worse. My Mom won't change out of her werewolf form and I can barely keep my depression under control. Mircea still holds my father captive. Will I find him or will my pack parish?
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,957 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Complete
Wolf Gang by Surfing Dog reviews
A cursed gang of handsome werewolves have finally found the convented key that their kind needs to break the curse. Problem is though that the key is in the form of a girl.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 62,721 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Complete
Second Chance by Variety reviews
To become king of the lycans, Ulrich has to marry. Between two of his own kind, Sabine, a human, catches his attention and his heart. On the night of their honeymoon, she is murdered. 500 years later, Sabine is alive but no longer human but his enemy.BWWM
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009
That Stupid Idiot by IncapableDreams reviews
COMPLETE. I just wanted to sleep through Sex Ed class, but it doesn't seem that he was going to let me. Then he claims that I'm a stalker, decides to sit with me at my lovely loner table, and plants himself right into my life. So much for staying a loner.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 64,346 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Complete
Bad Moon Rising by The Burning Roses reviews
REMOVED. Lone wolf Hannah Madison never expected to find a werewolf pack in the Lake District - nor did she expect the attentions of two male werewolves, let alone a murderous rogue.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Complete
Borderline by baraonda reviews
Working at the local diner is not the most thrilling job in the world, but when Penelope meets a strange group of boys, her world is thrown into total and utter chaos. And that was before she found out about their "pack"...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 189,850 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Complete
Alpha by El Corazon Sangriento reviews
Alexa is a foster kid who has been bouncing from home to home for the past 17 years, when she moves to the small town of Hinckley. It's there that she encounters a strange new world, home to all kinds of unbelievable creatures...and her destiny.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,598 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009
False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7268 - Favs: 6,337 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
Wild Roses by Ailey Cummings reviews
She's a tomboy with a big secret. He's the member of the biggest pop band of the time. She brings his life back to him, but in the end can he save hers?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,190 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008
CanisLupus by canislupus7 reviews
Werewolves are hostile, aggressive, and all together control freaks. I am seen as a child in their eyes, even though I'm almost an adult in the pack laws. They want to protect me when I can take care of myself. Will I show them or prove them right?
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 137,104 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
Wolves of the Oasis by Asalen reviews
A pack of werewolves nestled deep within an ancient forest and the young woman who would do all she could to find her way out. What she discovers on her journey will change her life forever.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,211 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 9/26/2008
K for Catcher: Rough Draft by Talyn Gray reviews
Removed by author.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 13,671 - Reviews: 1298 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 11/15/2005 - Complete
By The Moon by TakaShira reviews
In a world where female Lykae are rare, practically unheard of, words fall from a dying mutt speaking of a wolfgirl hidden in the north. Protected by one pack, sought after by another. The King of the Lykae will stop at nothing to have the perfect mate.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,954 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 5/28/2007
Runaway Dreamer by WriteKindOfLove reviews
When Chloe runs away from her abusive, broken home she runs far, and straight into the Hunting grounds of John, a beautiful but vicious Alpha who would do anything to protect his Pack. Could her life get any worse?
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 74,342 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 12/11/2006
Unexpected Refuge by Nimhel reviews
(Completed) Ashley Cole doesn't know how to love after being abused by the evil baron Rawson but when she escapes to return a little boy to his clan, she finds love with a rash, arrogant highlander.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 70,262 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/6/2006 - Published: 5/21/2004
Buchanan's Honor by Jedi Daisy reviews
An exiled Highland Laird journeys towards his destiny aided by an exceptional woman.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 82,736 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/5/2005 - Published: 7/20/2004
Angel of the West by EightSecondAngel reviews
Frank and his gang of bounty hunters rescue a beautiful girl who has been enslaved in a cantina
Fiction: Western - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/2/2005 - Published: 12/26/2004
Beauty's Star reviews
An Abused mare, black as silk was bought by a 16 year old boy, Ryan and his 17 year old friend, Jason. Follow Beauty's Star's Life as she's raised on a new farm and by old ways. Love, hardship and A white stallion. F/M, Warning, Slash, M/M
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,219 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009